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AG = Awesome Gorgeous' lyrics
ST = Special T's lyrics
AG:
On with the show and off with the pants
both:
Pants Come Off is the name of the dance
ST:
its a hit song, straight from the ***, to make ya cough
AG:
we got this new dance we call the pants come off
and you'll find we spit rhymes so fine, in no time
you'll be out of your *** with your hands down mine
and now i'd like to pass the mic to T
do the pants come off
ST:
professionally
get down on ya knees, i got enough *** cheese you could chew it
and you'll do it, blow a bubble like it was juicy fru-it
you blew it, when i'm done with you you're spewin fluid
AG:
snottin *** through your nose like youve been doin' glue hits
hittin your slot like i was at casino rama
spit on the mic, i got your camel toe droolin like a llamma
but i digress,
ST:
show the pants come off to your mamma
her ***'s dried up like quadalajara
underneath a bush, harder to find than osama
oh wait, where was i?
both:
pants come off ya
AG:
on with the show and off with the pants
both:
pants come off is the name of the dance
ST:
pants come off is the name of the dance
AG:
i'm like the *** lord of the pants
ST:
come off, and i'll make you shake til you break
pants on the floor like oprah on a cake
step right out, don't make the same mistake
i did, it's unsafe, you could break your legs
AG:
haha! when special t smokes marijuana
trips out, of his shoes- hits the floor quicker than madonna
have a nice trip, see you next fall
gimp couldn't do the pants come off at all!
ST:
dammit awesome gorgeous why you breakin my balls?
i snapped in half pushin through my mom's vaginal walls
AG:
oh well she wont be so tight when i'm finished with her
but she looks messy down there, can i borrow your swiffer
wet jet? .. i'm well hung, like saddam hussein
nothin gets me harder than your mom's vericose veins
but i digress,
ST:
yall ain't dancin yet
both:
push down the trousers and pull back the crest
AG:
on with the show and off with the pants
both:
pants come off is the name of the dance
ST:
i'm like the *** lord of the pants come off..
both
BCS comin' Straight Outta Pants
ST:
well, i'm special t
AG:
and i'm awesome gorgeous
and we be more smokin' than philip *** morris
ST:
my legs don't work but i'm hard like chuck norris
*** always wanna take they pants off for us
like damn,
AG:
with their hands all up on our glands
we all up in your chambers like the wu tang clan
i get my trousers off and you're my biggest fan
ST:
swallow my meat like spam from the can
AG:
on with the show and off with the pants
both:
pants come off is the name of the dance
ST:
i'm like the *** lord of the pants come off..
both
BCS comin' Straight Outta Pants
AG:
on with the show and off with the pants
both:
pants come off is the name of the dance
ST:
i'm like the *** lord of the pants come off..
both
BCS comin' Straight Outta Pants