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Noob yeah I'm a noob oh oh
A nolife a real one
I'm playing MMORPG
Episode 2 : Reroll
I wonder why Artheon asked us to meet at Deathguard.
You’re talking to yourself now, you senile.
What ? No ! I’m talking to Catherine IRL.
- Who ? - Golgotha if you prefer.
Oh right. It's true you're flatmates.
Ah finally you’re here !
What the hell is he doing as a warrior ?
It's his reroll. Ystos and I have spent the last three days rushing him.
Yes, but I made my skin on my own !
Let's go into the instance and then I'll explain you.
What the matter of havng two tank in the party ?
I’d like to make few tests before I leave
and find out if we rather need a new tank or a new healer in the guild.
In my point of view, this is again a way to...
Damn, I was going to say something nasty about Bandaid in front of Ystos !
I must pay attention of what I say if I want to get into the Justice guild.
I hope I’m not going to stay as a warrior forever !
Because with its stuff, I neither have my staff or my smourbiff’s collection.
- And this is not fun at all. - Don't worry Bandaid.
This reroll will be only used time to time when I cannot play.
Your priest stays your main character.
But why did we have to meet here ? You finished this dungeon ages ago !
And its loot is outmoded. There is no market value !
The expansion has unlocked two new wings.
One at level 50, another one at level 100 in addition with the level 10 with the baron.
Yeah ! I'm going to do my first dungeon as a tank !
You'll see how good I am to take the beat !
I’m sure about that.
But I’m sorry Artheon, I have no intention of been the guinea pig.
I remind you that I’m wearing clothes and with him as a tank,
I will get slaughter and it’ll cost me a fortune in repairing.
Ystos is here today to help us testing our new line-up,
so you can consider that you have infinite life point.
I am just the best healer of the game, not Jesus Christ.
What, Ystos is in the party ?! It means that he's going to see me fighting !
It's a unique occasion to show him the great player I am. I got an idea.
Sorry, I need to AFK for two minutes.
OK, be quick.
Horizon add-on 2.0… here it is, perfect.
I’m so going to impress Ystos that he will heartily recommend me to Saphir.
- Back ! - Welcome back.
So, I installed an add-on.
Adon ! Like the character in street fighters ! Adoken !
No... it's a small software that adds new options in the game. By the way, which one did you add ?
The *** meter.
What is that ?
It’s an add-on that records the fighting data and displays a rank.
For examples, the damage per seconds, the accumulate damages, the healings,...
Well, this add-on will be use as much as Artheon’s test,
and to prove I am the best player of the guild.
My poor Omega Zell, you just make a rod to beat your own back.
You're going to be very upset when you’ll see my mane at the first rank.
You will be first in one rank, and it will de how many times Ystos would have resurected you.
Hello *** !
What am I hearing ?
You’re going to do a DPS meter contest without aunty Golgotha !?
You'll see, I’m so going to slaughter the mobs that the computer is going to shake.
Up to you, but you play in DPS spec and let Bandaid tank alone to not distort the simulation.
OK understood Asstheon. Let’s go. Go go Gogotha go !
With Ystos on healing, we're going to be able to fly into rage on the DPS.
The mobs are going to drop like flies.
You have to be careful because this dungeon is a little bit special.
As soon as you'll launch the quest, a mob will appear and will be immortal during three minutes.
It’s an endurance test. You will have to stay alive and protect the NPC.
And obviously, if he dies you will have to start all over again.
We got it. I start the quest.
Hello bumpkin, you’re here to help you !
Bouro the assassin is coming. Help ! Help me! I don’t want to die.
Let’s go.
*** METER
*** METER
If you think I’m going to let you win, you don’t know me at all.
He's getting closer. Protect me !
Hold on ! Let the tank build the aggro.
Bandaid, use a taunt !
OK ! I’m here, it’s me ! You’ll never catch me.
No ! not like that. It’s not a player.
Use your taunt SKILL, in your SKILL bar !
Oups. OK... but where is it already ? Here !
Hey peon ! With a face like that, if I cut it in the neck region,
you may look less scary !
Come closer that I take care of it !
*** METER
It’s me who said that ? I’m a big taunter !
We won ! We managed to protect the NPC for three minutes !
It means I’m the best tank of the dead of the world !
Look at the *** meter ! Who is first? It’s me ! ME !
Don't get too excited gazelle-man. You're only at 0.3% of my score !
The assassins they are all cheated anyway.
Here we go. Again the legendary girls' hypocrisy.
You know what they say to you the girls ?
Can you stay focused ? The second part of the fight has just started.
Now, the boss is vulnerable, so you have to kill him to finish to quest.
WHAT ?
But I out of mana !
But I used all my stamina points ! I can't DPS anymore !
But I told you that the boss will be invincible for three minutes.
You just had to resist and pace yourself !
It's now that you should have given everything you had !!
With no DPS, I can heal for hours the boss will never die.
You can stop. There is no use.
At least this little test enables me to see what's wrong in our team.
What do you mean ?
Contrary to what we might think, our disastrous PVE progress doesn't not come inevitably from Bandaid.
The proof is that even with the best healer of the game, our problems are the same.
It’s true. Individually they have quite a potential
but once they are together, they seriously have a lack of coordination.
And I only have a little time left to instil team spirit into them before I leave.
And if I don’t, it’s going to be a really disaster.
The abomination ! Come here and show me what you worth because if you make me come to you,
I’m so going to mangle you that the Smourbiffs will drink what is left of you through a straw.
It's a really funny skill the taunt.