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Hey girly boy!
Girly boy?!
Wind Waker is a childish game with crappy graphics and a lame storyline!
It's nothing compared to Call of Duty!
Call of Duty?
Are you serious?
That's game smells so bad, it's smells like Moblin feces.
Whatever! Call of Duty's more awesome! Hey...
Let me ask you something.
What kind of a title is Wind Waker? What do you do? Do you, like, wake up the wind?
But you don't understand.
This is one of the greatest video games ever made.
A great game? Pssh! Whatever Zelda!
Why don't you go and be more manly and play Call of Duty.
How many times am I supposed to tell everyone?!
My name's not Zelda!
Get it right!
*gasp* Oh--
Hey!
Are you alright?
Where am I...?
You're alright.
You were knocked out unconscious
So how did I get here? Wait a minute!
You shot me.
Am I supposed to be dead?
Yeah. I did shoot you. But this only stuns.
Whatever...
Now, please explain.
Why don't you like Wind Waker?
What do I think about Wind Waker? Crappy. Just look at the graphics. They're so cartoony.
Have you even played it?
No, I never played it. And I never will because it's so crappy.
You know what? I shouldn't be here. I should be going!
Please...
Sit down.
Fine!
Now, answer me this.
Have you even owned a Nintendo?
No.
I never even owned a Nintendo.
All my life I have been playing Playstation and Xbox.
That's all I ever cared about.
I never really got into Nintendo.
But why should I get into that anyway? It's so childish!
Well then.
Why don't you try playing it?
Try playing this kind of game?
Why would I even do that?
I'm not playing this game!
You can borrow it if you like!
Oh yeah! Sure! Borrow it. I don't even own a GameCube.
And like I said, I never even owned a Nintendo console.
Oh come on! Please? Just try playing Wind Waker. Please?
You can beg all you want but I am never playing this crappy game.
It's not a crappy game!
But I can guarantee you that if you'll play this game, you'll find at least one good thing about it... Or two... Or maybe three...
I think graphics, multiplayer, and online gameplay doesn't matter for a good game.
I think what matters most is the story.
And besides, this game is almost ten-years-old.
So will you please play it just to celebrate its tenth birthday? Will you please do so?
Please? Play this game.
Will you?
Fine! I'll borrow your GameCube and I will play this game.
And whenever I come back, I will prove to you that this game is the most crappiest game that I have ever played!
You'll see!
Come in!
Hey!
I came to return your game.
Here!
Thanks!
So...
What do you think?
I think that this game...
is the best game that I have played in my life!
Thank you Link for letting me play it!
You know? As I was playing through it, I began to care less about the graphics and mulitplayer mode and online play.
You know what? From now on, until the end of my days,
I am now going to play Zelda games for the rest of my life!
I cannot believe it!
You actually love my game! YES!
Hello everyone! So today is the tenth anniversary of "The Legend of Zelda The Wind Waker".
Or should I say tenth birthday?
But anyway! This is one of my favorite video games of all time. Actually! One of my favorite Zelda games of all time.
...next to "Ocarina of Time", but still!
This is a game that I kind of grew up playing when I was younger.
But still. What I like about Wind Waker is
that it has a great story and it has some hilarious moments. Especially with
Toon Link in them which is why I like this Link the most.
Link will always be my favorite character,
and especially Toon Link and I think my favorite Link is, of course, Toon Link because he's hilarious especially in this game.
Of course. Yes, I like Ocarina of Time Link and the Twilight Princess version is pretty cool as well. But,
my all-time favorite Link will always have to be Toon Link because, well he's cute... And...
Like I said, he's hilarious in these cutscenes of this game.
Anyway!
So...
I guess I could say...
Happy tenth birthday Wind Waker!
Thank you for being so awesome! So!
By celebrating Wind Waker's tenth birthday,
I'm going to pop this baby in and play it!
Let's do it!
Mini Toon Link says, "Happy Tenth Birthday Wind Waker! Yaaaaay!"
OK! This is silly! *laugh*
*laugh* Oh jeez...