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Hey guys! Welcome to part 3 of Let's Play Silent Hill. If you have watched my other two videos...
Then you will die in 7 days.
Just to recap:
We are in the alleyway where we died from a *** earlier.
Yaaaay! Steel pipe!
I love the steel pipe, it's such an awesome melee weapon.
It's very obvious that Harry has never seen
A horror movie in his life
Because generally
When I find bloody messages scrawled on the ground,
I just assume that whoever wrote them is dead
And I don't normally go searching for them.
Or go wherever the message told me to go.
I just think: Hey, if I go here, I'm probably gonna die.
But that's just me.
...and I guess we can't go there...
So, I know I said in the last video
that I'd be doing research on the authors the streets are named after...
And uh...I lied.
Yeah, I haven't really looked up many of them because, because...you know...
Stuff got in the way...
So, for the next, uh...
Half-hour or so?
You're going to get to watch the very entertaining video of me, just running around,
Looking for keys, all over Silent Hill, because fetch quests are fun!
Or at least Silent Hill would want you to think so.
You know--I--I don't even want to watch myself run around for 30 minutes.
Um...
Yeah, screw that. We're...
We're listening to music instead.
♪ Living in the Sunlight, by Tiny Tim ♪
Well, I'm sure that song just BRIGHTENED everyone's day.
So, there's something that I've never understood about
This particular fetch quest in the game.
...Is why are the keys everywhere?
It's like whoever had these keys decided that
They never wanted to go in their back yard again
And then just threw them willy-nilly throughout the town.
...and now it's the only way for us to get to the school...somehow?
I mean it makes more sense than
The...
I don't know, the...
Gabriel Knight puzzle.
But still...
For those of you who don't know what the Gabriel Knight Puzzle is...
That would be the third Gabriel Knight game, has a puzzle where you're trying to rent
A motorcycle.
Unfortunely you don't have any money.
So, rather than borrow money or try to find a way to make money,
Or something.
Uh...you decide that you're going to take your friend's passport,
And pretend to be him.
And then steal the motorcycle that he has reserved.
BUT, you don't look anything like him, so you decide to make a false mustache.
Out of cat hair.
And tape.
And honey.
And then you realize your friend doesn't have a mustache.
So you have to steal his mustache and draw a mustache on it.
And...it works.
...somehow.
I'm not really sure why, but it works, and you end up with a motorcycle.
It is way more insane--
Uh, ok...thats...
Somebody played basketball with a dog's head, thats not
Morbid or anything...
Anyway, it is way more insane if you actually play the game.
It is...I mean--
Does the guy who rents motorcycles have hysterical blindness
Everytime he sees fake mustaches or bad disguises or something? It just doesn't...
I just don't understand--I mean the first game was really, really good, and
Then you get to the third game,
And you're making fake mustaches to impersonate people who have never had a mustache.
Sorry. Back to Silent Hill.
Really, Harry? How do you--
Why is Harry so stupid? Why does he not know what a dog house is?
And he just killed two, like, dog monsters.
I can't even come up with the words for this right now.
*Deep sigh* Anyway, the only way to get the key out of the doghouse, to unlock that door,
Is to find this note on the street
That says "Dog House"
Otherwise, Harry is clearly too stupid to look in the doghouse
To see if there's a spare key.
Because that would make sense.
And it would be helpful.
And finally we can get in the house.
This is a nice, cozy little place and I think we should stay here for a while.
And that is door number 1 of our count of locked, or broken locks in Silent Hill.
...nothing...useful.
Ok. How 'bout these useless bullets.
Clearly Harry is for gun control...
Screw that, I like the gun.
Let's take more of those useless bullets out of this house.
Alright guys, I'm gonna end my video here, I'll see you guys in part 4 where I will finally be at the school.
Have a good night, see you guys later.
I'm gonna go rant more to my friends about Gabriel Knight.