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You are about to enter the courtroom of judge Judith Sheindlin
The people are real, the cases are real, the rulings are final
This is the courtroom - this is Judge Judy
All parties of Stevenson versus Rodriguez Sodo, step forward.
Thirty-four-year-old accountant Karen -- shh shh shh
What's your name? - My name is Anthony.
Anthony, you're irritating me. - Sorry.
Were you in the store on July 4th? - Yes ma'am.
Where was Mr. Sedeal? - He was outta town, I don't know. - Right.
And the store was open... - Yes. - Correct? Who was in the store?
I don't know -- You gotta be charged something for stupidity! You do!
Correct? - Correct. - Perfect!
And then what happened?
She stated -- Baloney. Judgement for the plaintiff for the amount of 1200$. That's all.
Parties are excused, you may step out.
And now the next case...
TwentysevenyearoldblackjackdealerDavid -- Just a second! Slowly!
Twenty-seven-year-old blackjack-dealer David Campbell
claims twenty-five-year-old Teresa Cosey's rottweiler scratched his car.
Parties have been sworn in, Judge, you may be seated, folks, have a seat.
You folks are neighbors. - Yeah.
Your complaint is that Ms. Cosey's rottweiler got out,
jumped on the hood of your car, scratched your car,
you wanna be compensated for the damage.
Right? - Right. - Whatever. Case is dismissed, that's all.
Parties are excused, you may step out.
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And now the next case...
Okay. Who wants to talk first?
Let's talk with you.
What do you have to say for yourself?
- Yes, your honor, we have the paper here to prove that --
Oh, please! Judgement for the plaintiff for the amount of 1418$
[inaudible] Pay attention to me! - Yes.
You say in your answer -- We have the paper here to prove --
Pay careful attention to me! -- We have the paper here to prove--
Parties are excused, you may step out. - Okay.
Oh man, I see some crazy *** *** in my time -- Say nothing!
And now the next case...
Step up here, please.
Have you ever been incarcerated? - Never.
Been arrested for fraud? - Never been arrested.
And if you don't mind my asking, sir: How old are you?
I'm fourty-six.
Now we're cooking with gas!
You're off some place and leaving these two girls [chewbacca noise] alone,
that's irresponsible! - No, ma'am, they requested to be there.
You don't get it! - Yes, ma'am, I do. - Oh no you don't!
Yes, ma'am I do.
Parties are excused, you may step out.
Sit down!
And now the next -- Just a second!
And now the next case...
Hello?!
He's cute.
[inaudible] ...but don't let him fool you! He hasn't been paying his child support for six months!
Six months, your honor! - Outrageous! What kind of responsible behaviour is that?
[inaudible] ...I know! That ain't even the worst of it, your honor
This man will go over to his job, flipping burgers at Arby's!
And the [inaudible] in the morning, making all kinds of ruckus,
waking up our kids and ***!
That is an untenable situation
for somebody to have to live with! - She's lying.
Well I'm not speaking to you!
Your honor, which way is the bathroom?! - Shut up!
Note that I had to put up with all them little
chicken noises he make in his sleep!
Just... do me a favor: Step yourself outside, you're irritating me.
And now the next case...
You wanna say something? - *** you!
I eat morons like you up for breakfast.
He can't stand the heat he better -- Shut up!
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