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Hey champ, why the long face?
I don't know Scott Baio, i really screwed up last night.
C'mon, talk to me. Tell me what happened.
Alright. I'll try.
I took her on a date, things seemed so bright.
I knew i would not need my YouPorn tonight.
We go to her place and we fooled around.
We throw all our clothes... to the ground.
We begin as she turns out the lights.
I start but feel something so very extra tight.
I hear her cry and I see her frown.
I look at the *** it is all...
...brown.
Last night, i stuck it in the wrong hole.
I'm so sorry from the bottom of my soul...
Cause I stuck it in the WRONG HOLE!!!!!!!!
Try some Preparation H it'll make you feel better.
In my defense those holes are so close together.
Oh baby, baby, don't feel defiled. It's a common accident during...
...doggy style.
It was so dark I couldn't see so good.
I had no idea where I put my wood.
I want to make things better want to make it alright.
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night.
(I'd rather if she didn't)
Last Night, i stuck it in the WRONG HOLE.
I'm so sorry, from the bottom of my soul...
I never ever want to make you feel hurting. (No he doesn't)
I guess that's why GOD made that hole not for inserting (Don't put it there!)
Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause (***!)
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ.
Maybe take some Advil your pain it will fix (Fix that *** now!)
From the way you are walking you can compete in the special olympics. (Oh you're so special!)
If this was Alabama we would be on trial. (It's illegal!)
That's how my mom took my temperature when I was a child.
I've got a confession and I think you wont mind.
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind!
I don't know baby I'm no Sodomite.
Can't we just try it again tonight?
Alright!
Every night I stick it in the wrong hole...
It's so much fun and we don't need no birth control...
When we stick it in the WRONG HOLE...
(I stuck in your ***)
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