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- Hey! 50, What's wrong Dude?
What's the matter? Are you okay Dude?
- I don't know dude...
- Come on, get up, we've gotta go!
- Okay, Dude!
- Blimey! He's really getting on my nerves, he is!
(inaudible yelling)
Get out of here go on get out, get out!
And don't bother to come back! Get out!
- Yo 50, dude !
Something wrong dude?
- I'm tired of all this *** dude...
- The old guy on your back again?
- It's not an easy job... it's not easy...
- Don't worry dude! With the awesome video that we're making, you won't need to work anymore!
- No, honestly, for me, that guy had no future! He was a fool, I don't understand...
people now tell me he's a rap star who always on the TV with his buddy... It amazes me! Honestly!
- Okay T-Yupz, ready?
Hit it dude!
- Yeah! I'm t yupz! I roll on the road 'cause I'm too quick with my super ninja kit dude!
- Dude you're AWESOME!
- Yeah! I'm in my car 'cause I go faster than light man! I'm T-yupz! I'm T-Yupz! I move my body!
- Dude! Yeah!
- I'm too quick, too quick man!
- Go away... Go !!!
- Yeah I'm T yupz dude, I'm t yupz I'll Break yo neck with hits from my scooter dude!
I'll be a ninja on my scooter and I'll break yo neck going at 70 miles an hour dude!
- You see? Now I'm going to alternate images really quickly so it'll look like a machine gun!
Just need to add the sounds effects!
- Wow Dude! This is like so awesome! 50 needs to see this, dude!
...Bagass! We're The Bagass! Who are we? We're The Bagass!
- 50 !
Come see, Bebert's done something awesome dude! - Huh?
- Come see, Bebert's done something awesome dude!
- Go on Bebert put it on dude !
- Show me what you got dude!
- Awesome, isn't it? - Dude, so awesome!
- Yeah Of course, their music isn't what I'm used to listening to...But I really love videography...
so I said to myself : "I'll make them a really really good video"! Who knows, maybe this could be my big break or something...
I'm definitely not a pro, but I was really really amazed to see how well it all worked out for them!
You're looking for trouble, you've found trouble, now we gonna bust you up!
We're The Bagass! We're the Bagass!
You want a sandwich? Wanna be my ***?
Who are we? We're the Bagass dude!
- Dude, put it on Rioutoube right now!
- Dude, you're so right dude!
Sending video
- To our success dude!
- Wake up man! Come on, wake up!
- What happened dude? What did we do? - Dude, I can't remember anything...
- We must have had one heck of night though!
- What's that cat doing here? Is it following me?
- Yo, it's T-yupz dude...
Yeah that's us...
Wednesday? This Wednesday?
Okay bye dude!
DUDE! It was a rap producer, he saw our video and he loved our music! He wants to record an album with us!
- Sweet !
- Yes? - Yes, um, they have arrived Mister King.
- Okay Maryse! Send them in. - Yes Mister King.
- I think it's this way dude!
- Yo! Dude it's t-yupz because we dance on the rap 'cuz we rap. We're here to sign a contract.
And yeah man we sign like mammoths because we're big, hairy and because... I don't know!
- 50! Five zero zero, if you don't understand man, call my number!
- It was a sure thing dude, with a first impression like that, anybody would've signed us!
- Okay Guys, why rap?
- Dude, from as far as I can remember, I've wanted to be a rapper... No, I've BEEN a rapper! We're born for this dude!
- Okay okay, but where did this idea come from, when?
- Dude! You don't understand nothin'! - What do you mean I don't understand?
- We are and we've always been the Bagass, dude! Before that, we were nothing, we don't exist dude!
- Okay, guys, you've got to make an record!
- Maryse, send in Leonard please. - Right away sir.
- Guys, sign here!
- You asked to see me Mr King?
- Come on in, Come on in Leonard!
Guys, this is Leonard Martin, he'll be your guardian angel and he'll be with you during the whole process of making the album!
- What's up Leo!
- Hi guys. No worries, tomorrow we'll start recording, and next week we're filming your first video!
- Did you you hear that dude? It's crazy!
- Okay, cue the music!
- And.... ACTION!
This isn't going to be easy... These two guys are really crap.
Can't wait for the girls to arrive, I'm telling you.
Cut! Cut! Cuuut!
What the hell are you doing there!?
- I'm was coming to see my man 50 dude!
- We're shooting a video, you're in frame! - But he was throwing money on the floor dude!
- They're fakes! Good God! - Your a real weirdo dude...
- Um Steven? - What?
- The girls have arrived. - Ah! The girls!
- T-yupz, you've got to see this dude!
- Good afternoon!
I'm Antonio, the girls' manager!
- And ACTION !
- Hmmm... This is GOOD!
- Cue the music !
- Perfecto !
- And... Cut.....
That's a wrap !
- So you see, where everybody saw two losers, stupid fools, who didn't even know how to rap...
I was able to make them show their potential, or something, y'know?
That allowed me to... to push them... to push them, and to make this operation into a magnificient success.
- Let's go man. - Hang on...
- Dude wait there's a cameraman! - A paparazzi?
- I don't know, but there's a guy with a camera there! - What do we do then?
- Don't know... should we bust him up?
- Bust him up? - Bust him up.
- Shouldn't we bust his camera instead? - Bust his camera?
- Bust his camera! - Let's bust his camera!
- Hey guys!
It's this way...
- Thank you for watching "Jour J"
This evening, along side our music specialist, Maxence Rednevac...
We are pleased to welcome some new talented rappers discovered on the Internet.
Being accompanied by the Precious U, who feature on they're album,
please give a warm welcome to T-Yupz and 50... The Bagass!
- Welcome! So you're here today to show us your brand new album, N.A.S.
So let's start by watching a little clip.
Yo! I'm T-Yupz I'm a gangsta'
You're scared of me like a big fat monsta'
Drink my flow, drink my flow, it's like nectar
Don't look for trouble of I'll shoot you with a Bazooka
Straight in the shops here's our brand new diska'
Already number one on your biggest lista'
This guy's called 50, stronger than Batista
I'm Mister T-Yupz from the A-Team-a'
There's nothing to report Everything is a ok
There's nothing to report The Bagass are untouchable
Yeah dude! It's 50!
- Gentlemen... Gentlemen...
What can you tell us about this album?
- Dude, for us this album is all about maturity.
Our sound has been in us forever, people are just discovering it now.
- Maturity?
You can't really talk about maturity without experience. And as far as I know this is your very first record.
- Dude, the Rap Game for us is everyday. It's too easy.. So we've got the experience we need dude.
- So, you were discovered thanks to an self-produced video.
Do you consider this to be luck or just the what you deserve for your talents?
- Neither dude. My man and I never had any doubts: our music is amazing.
It's just normal, logical, that anyone would want to produce us.
- Logical?
- But your first video didn't really have any real success on the Internet did it?
- What do you mean dude? - Even today, less than 100 people have watched it to the end.
And if I remember correctly the average rating is 0.5 out of 10.
And let's not even mention that your producer, Mister "King", is completely unknown.
I wonder how you even managed to make a record.
- Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Please! Why don't we change the subject?
Let's... Let's talk about the featuring band on the album.
So... Montana, Kitty, Jamie and Nikki
You are big stars back home in the United States where you've just released an album.
Tell us about this collaboration with the Bagass.
- I'm going to try to speak French...
France is... cool. And T-Yupz and 50 are... um... nice.
And I love Paris !
But ladies, you usually are "pop" singers. How did it feel to work on a new style, french rap.
- "Quite good"?
Are you kidding? Our music is amazing!
- Here we go again...
- You! You're dead dude!
- We're awesome! You just don't get it!
- Hey! Hey! Calm down, calm down...
- So... time for a little... commercial... break.
- Honnestly I'd never seen anyone quite like it.
They went acting or playing to the crowd. No, these guys we're just complete idiots.
I think that was probably the key to all their success...
But what a bunch of idiots!
- Today, on Gilly's Cuisine, The Bagass!
- Wow, you've got swag Mister 50.
- Still on top of the charts : The Bagass, with their hit single, N.A.S.
- Well, you're big stars guys!
So what do you want to do next?
- Figurines dude. - A clothing line dude.
- Formula 1 racing dude. - Smarties dude.
- DVDs. - Huge stunts dude.
- Concerts in the States. - Euh... and a movie.
- You want to keep rapping? - Of course dude, it's so easy!
- Exactly, you could be doing different things. I don't know, more grandiose, more...
- Dude.
The rap game is our game, we were made for this dude.
- So you have no desire to do anything different?
- No dude.
- Okay guys, let's start with concerts in the United States.
I'll make a couple a calls, and we'll see each other in a couple of days.
- Okay cool dude. - Nice one dude.
-You're awesome dude. Thanks Savino you're a king. - You're the "King" dude.
- It's Savino. - Yes?
- It hasn't worked, we need to go to Plan B.
- Hello?
Yes, they're here, they're here.
Okay, great... I'll send them to you right away.
Guys. Hey guys! Guys wake up...
It was Savino.
He's got you concerts in the USA guys!
- What? When? - I don't know. You've got to go see him right now. He's waiting in his office.
- Dude, we've gotta get ready! - Yeah dude!
- Leo. You're not coming with us dude?
- Um... No, you guys go ahead, I'll stay here and finish your game.
- Okay, good game dude.
- Hey let go dude! What's going on? - Let go dude! Let go!
- 50 where are dude?
-Let go dude!
- 50? You there dude? - Yeah, I'm here.
I think we're in a motor vehicule dude.
- Where do you think we're going? - I don't know, the States maybe?
- Come on, move. - Move where dude?
- Shut your mouth! We've heard quite enough from you.
- Come on let go dude! Let go! - That's enough!
- This room is AWESOME !
- Of course it is...
- It's yours.
- Teddy, how nice to see you again. Isidor, at last we meet again. My friends, welcome back home!
Gentlemen, please take of those handcuffs.
- What did you call me dude? - By your real name Isidor.
You are Isidor Cineto, specialist in molecular reconstruction.
- I'm a specialist in breaking your front teeth. My real name's 50 dude.
- 50... A number for a name, how ridiculous.
- Ridiculous dude? - It's a transfer caused by your amnesia.
You took you're name from one of your most famous mathematical formule...
- What the hell dude? I don't write formule, I write rhymes.
- No! You both worked on this project.
You were very young when we recruited you. You were both young prodigies in your fields.
Cineto was a visionary in nuclear molecule structure.
Teddy, was the rising star in quantum computing.
And might I add that he was a great sportsman.
- No?
Still nothing?
You had the perfect backgrounds I needed, so I recruited you to work on a top secret project. A machine...
A time machine!
As we were just approaching our first tests on humans, I was warned about a non-authorized test of the machine.
- What have they done? Find them! Find them!
- You didn't want to test it on just anybody so you decided to become the first test subject.
Even though the test seemed to be a success, you had completely disappeared.
But you were the only ones who knew how to work the machine, so we had to find you...
It lasted 8 years. 8 long years.
Until one day, by chance, we found you. Sent almost a decade into the future.
Persuaded that you were rap superstars. With no recollection of your previous lives.
So we came to bring you back to finish the machine.
We tried everything to get your memories back.
Electric chocs.
- Tell me your name!
- My name is T-Yupz *** ! - Wrong !
- Psychiatry.
- So what is your name? - My name's 50. My name's 50 dude!
- Even alcohol.
- I am T-Yupz!!
- And I am 50...
- But it was pointless. Aswell as your amnesia you had developed a serious case of schizophrenia.
We needed to find another solution.
There's a theory that if you push a subject's made up personality to its maximum limit
it ends up imploding and disappears completely.
So, we put you back in place.
We gave an unknown producer the means to build your success.
When we realised that your memories weren't coming back, we had to come up with a new plan:
putting you in front of the machine that caused you to lose you memory in the first place.
To reboot your minds... in front of the machine that YOU created!
- What did you call me dude?
- Well, that didn't work... time for plan C. Take them away!
- Hey! Let go!
- Go!!!
- Let's go dude!
- Hey! 50, what's wrong dude?
- What's the matter? Are you okay dude? - I don't know dude.
- Come on dude, get up, we've got to go!
- Okay dude.
- Ready guys. You know what you have to do.
- What the f...
- Oh sorry, I forget...
Teddy, Teddy, Teddy... You didn't really believe two men like you could take out a whole squad of trained soldiers did you?
- What's going on dude? We were killing you!
- No, you wouldn't have made it 200 meters in this base if we hadn't let you.
It was all a mascarade, just like your rap career.
We were just pushing your "gangster" personnalities to the limit
So that you would get your memory back. And what better way than make you think you were killing loads of men?
But clearly it still hasn't worked on you...
However your friend...
- I'm 50! I'm a rapper! Just leave us alone.
- Looks like we're getting somewhere...
Leonard! Bring me the photo.
- Leonard?
- Leo! What you doing dude?
- I'm sorry T.
- I told you, this was all a setup. Leonard was never your agent, he's been working for me the whole time.
Here Leonard, the rest of the money. Please, take it to Mister King.
- Leo! Common dude!
- Take a look at this picture 50.
Do you recognize this animal?
- Yeah... That's the cat that's been following me around.
- And why do you think that is? - I don't know dude.
- Because it is yours. - What? 50 doesn't have a cat!
- SILENCE !
Of course it is yours. Look at the picture, look closely. Try and remember!
- Isidor? You ready?
- Uncle Teddy wants us to go... but don't worry, it won't hurt a bit. Come on, let's go...
- Come on! Hurry up!
- Powering up the generators!
Activating particle separator!
Here we go!
- Incredible...
John! The machine, it works!
- Hey 50! What are you doing dude?
- Don't worry Teddy. When you get your memory back, you'll understand.
- Understand what dude?
- I should go. I have a lot of work to do.
- Dude come back! What about our concert in the States?
- John, don't hurt him.
- Lock him up, I fear there's little hope for him.
- Hey! Can't touch me!
- Hey dude, you okay?
- Yeah, yeah I'm alright dude.
- Who are you dude? - My name's 50 dude!
- Nice! Call me T-Yupz.
- What's your boost in life dude? - Rapping dude!
- 50! 50 dude! Where are you? Where am I?
Hello?
50! 50 dude! Where are you?
- Everything alright Mister Cineto? - Yes, yes, everything is alright...
- Something wrong dude?
- Awesome isn't it? - Dude, so awesome!
- Yeah! - Dude, put it on Rioutoube right now!
- Dude what's wrong? - I don't know dude...
- Hey, did you know the average golden eagle measures 4 meters from wing to wing?
- Why should I care dude?
- Well... do you know why, when he's flying towards the sun, he only measures 2 meters?
- No...
- Simple! Because he flies like this!
- I don't understand dude...
- Well, because he's two meters long...
Professor Cineto? What are you doing here? - I'm coming to see the prisonner.
- Ah, sorry, you don't have the clear...
- Who's there? 50 Is that you dude?
- What's going on here? Hands up!
- Hi guys... - Leo? What are you doing here?
- I'm here to get you out of here. - Get us out? Dude, we're here because of you!
- I know T... and I'm sorry. I was blinded by all the money, I forgot how important our friendship was.
- Yeah, you were our homie, dude... - How do we know we can trust you?
- When you see this, you'll trust me.
- Guys, I don't think anyone will come looking for you this time. Come on, let's go.
- So gentlemen, how is our rapper friend doing?
- Oh... nothing to report General sir...
- Hey, where is he? Where is he??
Come on! Go find him! Find him!
- Let's get out of here!
- Go on! Go on!!!
- And I want you to kill that bloody T-Yupz!
- Hey guys, wait up!
- Come on 50, we don't have time! - Wait, what if you went through here?
- Can you make it work? - Do we have a choice?
- 50, you alright dude?
- Aren't we going to lose our memories? - No, don't worry.
It's just a side effect of the machine depolarizing. I fixed it earlier on.
- How long will it take? - About 2 or 3 minutes tops.
- Make it two then!
- Powering up the generators!
- Activating molecular separator!
- Almost ready guys. Ready to blow them up?
- Reload!
- Damn it! I dropped the remote trigger.
- Who cares dude? Let's just go!
- No. If we don't blow all this up, they'll just find you again.
Cover me dude.
- Leeeeeeooooooo !!!!
- Let me go dude! - 50 where are you?
- Let me go dude!
- There're on their way.
- So what about that concert in the States dude?
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