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What do you do?
I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist,
a theoretical philosopher.
But above all, I am a man. Just like you.
Would you care for some informal processing?
Sure.
Could you answer these questions without blinking your eyes?
-To without fear and hesitation answer as quickly as you can? -Yesk.
-Do you often ponder over your own inferiority? -No. Do you believe God will save you from your own ridiculousness and self contempt?
No I don't.
-Have you ever killed a man? -No.
Have you ever killed anyone?
Yesk.
-Who? -***. -In the war?
-Yesk. -What are you running from?
-Nothing. -The law?
I blinded a man. Maybe he's dead, I don't know.
-Who? -I'm not sure... Bluto, Brutus?
I walloped him with my fisks til he gotsk stuck in a waterwheel.
Then I just left.
Why did you do this?
I don't know.
Why did you do this?
He was being a goon.
-Where's your father? -Dead. Drunk.
Where is your mother?
Where is your mother?
Looney bin.
If you were locked in a room
for the rest of your life, who would be in there with you? -Olive.
-Who's Olive? -Olive Oyl. Besk goyl I ever met. Gonna marrysk her some day.
Then why aren't you with her?
I-- ...I'm a maroon.
Why aren't you with that lovely girl?
I gotsk no reason. I'm a lout.
-Do you love Olive? -Yesk. -Is she the love of your life?
Yesk, sir.
Then why aren't you with her? -I don't knowsk.
Yes, you do. Tell me why you're not with her if you love her so much.
She saw me wallop that guy and then got scared then I got scared and I just I goksta go get her back.
-Why don't you go back? -I don't know.
-Why don't you go back to her? -I YAM WHAT I YAM!
Do you realize that I'll gladly pay you
Tuesday for a hamburger today?
Do you realize that I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a
hamburger today?
Do you realize that I'll gladly pay you Tuesday...