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[Eerie Music]
Jeremy, you coming or what?
Jeremy: Yeah.
I'm gonna go talk to my professor, shouldn't take me too long.
Jeremy: Alright cool, I'll be in the student center.
Jeremy: See ya.
Bye
[Spacey Music]
Trekkie: I see you are reading The Lost Years, did you get to the part where Kirk becomes
an Admiral?
Jeremy: No. I haven't.
Jeremy: But I have got to the part where I have to go to the bathroom.
Jeremy: So...see you later.
[Creepy Music]
[More Creepy Music]
[Door Shaking]
Jeremy: Dude, dude, I'm in here! I'm in here!
Trekkie: Excuse me.
Jeremy: Alright dude, whatever. It's cool, just go away.
[Theremin playing]
Trekkie: It smells like Romulan doo doo.
Jeremy: Dude! Get out! What the **** dude?!
Jeremy: Weirdo man, gotta find Katie and get the **** out of here.
[Scary sound]
[Chase music]
Trekkie: Wait!
[frantic vocals]
Trekkie: Have you ever read DR. Spock's guide to child care?
Trekkie: Nothing to do with Star Trek!
Trekkie: Hey! Did you know Shatner was in the Twilight Zone before Star Trek?
Trekkie: Hey, stop!
Trekkie: Would you date an Andorian?
Trekkie: I don't think I could kiss a blue person.
Trekkie: Does that make me racist?
[sneaky music]
Trekkie: Aren't tribbles just the cuteist?
[horns blare]
Jeremy: Oh God!
Katie: Where have you been?
Katie: You were supposed to be in the student center.
Jeremy: Katie, right behind me, we gotta get outta here!
Katie: Slow down, just, just calm down.
Katie: Who's that weirdo?
Jeremy: Oh God, oh God that's him!
Jeremy: We gotta go!
[both frantic]
Katie: What is going on?
Jeremy: Get the car, I'm gonna hold him off.
Jeremy: GET THE CAR!
Katie: OK OK, I'll get the car.
[campy western whistling]
Trekkie: This is just like in season one, episode number 18, production number 19, in
the arena when Kirk faught the Gorn.
[Corny Techno Music]
Trekkie: Holy Vulcan neck pinch!
Katie: Jeremy I got the car!
Jeremy: Run him over!
Katie: Run him over?
Jeremy: Run him over!
Katie: OK!
[both laughing]
Trekkie: Dammit Jim I'm not a doctor!
Trekkie: KAHN!!!
[Star Trek Theme Remix]