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♪ I'M A WILD GREEN GUY LIVIN' UNDER THE BED ♪
♪ I GOBBLE UP YOUR SOCK BEFORE YOU TURN YOUR HEAD ♪
♪ LIKE A BOLT OF LIGHTNIN', I MAKE YOUR HEART JUMP ♪
♪ MY NAME IS MR. BUMPY, I GO BUMP, BUMP, BUMP ♪
♪ YEAH, BUMP ♪
♪ BUMP, BUMP, BUMPITY BUMP ♪
♪ YEAH, EVERYBODY BUMP ♪
♪ BUMP, BUMP, BUMPITY, YEAH ♪
♪ HE GOES 100 MILES AN HOUR ♪
♪ HE'S GREEN DYNAMITE ♪
♪ HIS NAME IS MR. BUMPY, HE GOES BUMP IN THE NIGHT ♪
♪ IT'S BUMP WITH SQUISHY ♪
♪ HE'S MY VERY BEST PAL ♪
♪ BUMP WITH MOLLY ♪
♪ SHE'S MY FAVORITE GAL ♪
♪ BUMP WITH CLOSET MONSTER ♪
♪ AND DESTRUCTO, TOO ♪
♪ BUT THOSE GUYS DON'T BOTHER BUMPY ♪
♪ HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO, SAY BUMP ♪
♪ BUMP, BUMP, BUMPITY BUMP ♪
♪ EVERYBODY BUMP ♪
♪ BUMP, BUMP, BUMPITY, YEAH ♪
♪ HE GOES 100 MILES AN HOUR ♪
♪ HE'S GREEN DYNAMITE ♪
♪ HIS NAME IS MR. BUMPY, HE GOES BUMP IN THE NIGHT ♪
♪ YOU CAN BUMP WITH A DOLL, BUMP WITH A BUG ♪
♪ BUMP ON THE CEILING OR BUMP ON THE RUG ♪
♪ AND YOU CAN BUMP, TOO, FROM THE EAST TO THE WEST ♪
♪ JUST BUMP WITH THE MONSTER YOU LOVE BEST ♪
♪ SAY BUMP ♪
♪ BUMP, BUMP, BUMPITY BUMP ♪
♪ EVERYBODY BUMP ♪
♪ BUMP, BUMP, BUMPITY, YEAH ♪
♪ HE GOES 100 MILES AN HOUR ♪
♪ HE'S GREEN DYNAMITE ♪
♪ HIS NAME IS MR. BUMPY, HE GOES BUMP IN THE NIGHT ♪
♪ MY NAME IS MR. BUMPY, I GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT ♪
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND CAPITAL CITIES/ABC, INC.
[WHIMPERING]
I MUST GET AWAY.
MUST NOT LET THEM FIND ME.
OH, WHERE TO RUN? WHERE TO RUN?
[MR. BUMPY] SQUISHY!
SQUISHMEISTER!
OH, WHY AM I SO PERSECUTED?
CAN THEY NOT LEAVE ME ALONE?
[MOLLY CODDLE] COME ON, SQUISHINGTON!
MUSTN'T LET THEM FIND ME.
MUSTN'T LET THEM FIND ME!
OH, LITTLE BLUE DUDE...
WHERE ARE YOOOOU?
NO...NO...
NOOOOO!
HE'S JUST GOT TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
SQUISHY!
GOT TO RUN...
I GOT TO HIDE.
FEET DON'T FAIL ME NOW.
OOPS. FORGOT. I AIN'T GOT NO FEET.
AHA! THERE YOU ARE!
WHERE? WHERE?
TRAPPED, LIKE A RATCHET!
WHERE CAN I RUN? WHERE CAN I HIDE?
MY TOITIE! HALLELUJAH!
I AM SAVED!
AH, TARA!
AH, OH, AHH, OHH, AH...
YES!
I'D KNOW THAT PANTING ANYWHERE.
HELLO!
SQUISHELA, WE'RE BACK!
SQUISH, WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.
COME ON OUT!
NO! I WON'T.
UM, ER, PRETTY PLEASE
WITH A SOILED FACIAL TISSUE ON TOP?
UH-UH!
IS THIS ABOUT THE BROCCOLI I PUT IN YOUR UNDERWEAR?
O.K., LOOK,
I'M SORRY I GROUTED YOUR JAW TOGETHER LAST SATURDAY.
COME ON, SQUISH.
WE NEED YOU FOR OUR BAND.
YOU CAN BE THE SINGER.
BAND?
SINGER?
GO AWAY!
NO LUCK?
I WONDER WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO HIM.
IT'S PROBABLY JUST THAT TIME OF THE YEAR.
[GASPS] I KNOW!
KIDS, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE?
NO! HEY!
THERE ARE PEOPLE TRYING TO SLEEP UP HERE!
CAN'T A MONSTER HAVE A LITTLE QUALITY TIME!
WE JUST THOUGHT YOU'D WANT TO ROCK 'N' ROLL.
WELL, YOU THOUGHT WRONG.
I DON'T ROCK OR ROLL.
I JUST OOZE.
SEEMS THE OLD SQUISHOLOGIST IS A BIT PEAKED TODAY.
O.K., SQUISHMETH, GO ON HOME.
WE'LL JUST DO AN INSTRUMENTAL.
THANK YOU.
OH, WOE IS ME...
FOR I HAVE LET MY BOSOMEST OF BUDDIES DOWN.
BUT WHAT CAN I DO?
I AM BUT A SINGING SHY GUY.
I SING GREAT IN THE SHELTER OF MY PORCELAIN PALACE--
LA LA LA LA LA LA LAHHH...
IF ONLY I HAD THE COURAGE
TO SING OUTSIDE THESE GLOSSY WHITE WALLS!
AH, THIS'LL WORK FINE, MOLLS.
WON'T IT?
I SURE HOPE SO.
LET'S ROCK 'N' ROLL!
BOY, YOU GUYS HAVE THE LIFE.
YOU CAN'T HEAR, SO YOU CAN'T SING.
I WISH I HAD BEEN BORN AN ALBINO CAVE WORM.
WHAT IS THIS? DO MINE EARS DECEIVE ME?
CATCHY BEAT, THAT.
I'D GIVE IT A 90-- YOU CAN DANCE TO IT.
♪ MOST OF THE TIME... I'M QUIET ♪
♪ MOST OF THE TIME... I'M SHY ♪
♪ MOST OF THE TIME I'M JUST A WATCHER ♪
♪ THERE ON THE SIDELINES, STANDING BY ♪
♪ BUT SUDDENLY, WHEN I HEAR THE MUSIC ♪
♪ SUDDENLY, WHEN I FEEL THE BEAT ♪
♪ SUDDENLY, SOMETHING IN ME CHANGES ♪
♪ BIT BY BIT BY BIT TILL IT'S COMPLETE ♪
♪ OH, WHEN THE MUSIC STARTS ♪
♪ I GO A LITTLE CRAZY ♪
♪ WHEN THE MUSIC STARTS ♪
♪ I GET A LITTLE WILD ♪
♪ WHEN THE MUSIC STARTS ♪
♪ I BECOME A VERY, VERY DIFFERENT KIND OF CHILD ♪
♪ WHEN THE MUSIC STARTS ♪
♪ WOO! ♪
♪ I'M NOT THE ONE... YOU'D NOTICE ♪
♪ I'M NOT THE ONE... WHO'S COOL ♪
♪ I'M NOT THE ONE... ♪
♪ YOU'D CROSS THE STREET TO TRY TO MEET ♪
♪ GOIN' HOME FROM SCHOOL ♪
♪ BUT SUDDENLY, WHEN I HEAR THE MUSIC ♪
♪ SUDDENLY, WHEN I'VE GOT THE FAME ♪
♪ SUDDENLY, SOMETHING IN ME GROWS ♪
♪ AND GROWS UNTIL IT KNOWS I COULD BE KING! ♪
♪ WHEN THE MUSIC STARTS ♪
♪ I GO A LITTLE CRAZY ♪
♪ I GET A LITTLE WILD ♪
♪ WHEN THE MUSIC STARTS ♪
♪ I BECOME A VERY, VERY DIFFERENT KIND OF CHILD ♪
♪ WHEN THE MUSIC STARTS ♪
♪ YEAH! ♪
♪ OOH! ♪
♪ WHEN THE MUSIC STARTS ♪
♪ NOW IS THE TIME THAT I HEAR THE MUSIC ♪
♪ NOW IS THE TIME THAT I LOSE CONTROL ♪
♪ SEE ME BECOME A SCREAMING, SHAKING ♪
♪ FOAMING, QUAKING BLOB OF ROCK 'N' ROLL! ♪
♪ YEAH! ♪
♪ WHEN THE MUSIC STARTS ♪
♪ I GO A LITTLE CRAZY ♪
♪ WHEN THE MUSIC STARTS, I GET A LITTLE WILD ♪
♪ WHEN THE MUSIC STARTS ♪
♪ I BECOME A VERY, VERY DIFFERENT KIND OF CHILD ♪
♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
♪ WHEN THE MUSIC STARTS ♪
♪ WHOO! ♪
♪ WHEN THE MUSIC STARTS ♪
♪ WHEN THE MUUU-SIC STARTS ♪
♪ YEAH! ♪
ONE MORE TIME!
ONE MORE TIME!
YOU KNOW, I WONDER IF ELVIS GOT HIS START THIS WAY.
[TOILET FLUSHES]
[YAWNS]
OHH...
I AM SO TIRED OF THIS FACE.
IT IS THE SAME, BLUE, BORING OLD FACE
I HAVE TO LOOK AT EVERY DAY.
[SIGHS]
OH, WELL.
I GUESS IT MIGHT AS WELL BE A CLEAN BLUE, BORING FACE.
[SNIFFS]
[SCAT SINGING]
REMEMBER, ALWAYS START YOUR DAY
WITH A NUTRITIOUS BREAKFAST.
AH, YUM!
BUT IT NEEDS A SKOSH MORE HOT SAUCE.
AAH! AAH! IT'S A ROILING HUNK OF PROTOPLASM
FROM BEYOND OUR GALAXY!
CALL THE POLICE! CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD!
CALL GERALDO.
O.K., MR. DISGUSTING SLIME THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD,
YOU GOT ME,
SO GO AHEAD-- START YOUR SICKO ALIEN EXPERIMENTS!
MMB-MMPH! MMPHH-MMBMM!
TAKE ME TO YOUR SPACESHIP. I'M READY.
MM! MM! MMPHH!
I WANT TO BE TAKEN CAPTIVE!
OH, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, PLEASE?
TAKE ME! TAKE ME! TAKE ME! PLEASE!
I SURRENDER.
WELL, I'LL BE BUMPED.
I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR.
IS IT REALLY YOU?
GRUNT ONCE FOR YES, AND TWICE FOR NO.
MMPH!
MMM, THAT WOULD BE A YES.
WHAT HAPPENED THOUGH?
COMMUNICATE WITH ME, BUDDY O' MINE!
MISSED SOME OF THAT.
COULD YOU REPEAT IT?
ONE MORE TIME, PLEASE.
THAT IS AMAZING!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND ONE SINGLE, SOLITARY THING.
AW, DON'T WORRY. I'LL FIX YOU UP.
[AS GROUCHO MARX] I COULD DANCE WITH YOU TILL THE COWS COME HOME.
THEN AGAIN, I'D RATHER DANCE WITH THE COWS TILL YOU COME HOME.
DID YOU SEE MY LIPS MOVE?
"HMM," HE SAID PENSIVELY,
"SOMEHOW YOU'RE STILL NOT RIGHT."
HERE'S THE TICKET-- MY SEÑOR YAM NOGGIN KIT!
MAKES YAMS INTO FAMILY FUN.
A LITTLE MUSTACHE WAX...
OOH! HA HA HA!
[SMACKS LIPS]
NOW, THIS AIN'T WORKING OUT, IS IT?
NOW, HOLD STILL, BUDDY.
ONE FALSE MOVE AND YOU'LL LOOK LIKE ROSS PEROT.
HAVE A NICE DAY.
IT WORKED! IT WORKED!
SO, TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED, KIDDO.
OH, IT WAS AWFUL, MR. BUMPY.
I WAS WASHING MY FACE.
WHEN I TOOK AWAY THE WASHRAG,
IT WAS GONE!
YOU LOST THE WASHRAG?
NO--MY FACE.
[SIGHS]
I AM FACIALLY IMPAIRED.
HMM, ANOTHER PERSONAL HYGIENE-RELATED CRIME.
WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN?
NOW, WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE INCIDENT OCCURRED?
I WAS RIGHT THERE.
AND WHERE WAS THE WASHRAG?
UH...I DROPPED IT ON THE FLOOR,
BUT NOW IT'S GONE!
I THINK THAT'S ALL THE INFORMATION I'LL NEED.
JUST FILL OUT THESE FORMS IN QUINTUPLE-TRIPLE TICKET.
HOW LONG WILL THIS TAKE, MR. BUMPY?
THAT'S DETECTIVE BUMPY, SON.
I'LL HAVE TO DO A NATIONWIDE COMPUTER SEARCH,
CONFER WITH THE CIA, THE FBI, AND THE PTA--MEMBER FDIC--
APPEAR ON AMERICA'S MOST UNWANTED...
TONIGHT'S GUEST ON
AMERICA'S MOST UNWANTED IS...
DETECTIVE BUMPY!
OH, SNAP OUT OF IT, DETECTIVE BUMPY!
HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE?
DON'T WORRY.
THE WHOLE INVESTIGATION SHOULD TAKE NO MORE THAN--
WHAT TIME IS IT? 9 OR 10 MONTHS.
A YEAR TOPS.
A YEAR.
A YEAR?
THAT IS 12 MONTHS.
365 DAYS!
8,760 HOURS!
I DO NOT WANT TO BE LIKE THIS FOR A YEAR!
[SOBS]
CAREFUL, SQUISHFACE.
YOU WON'T ALWAYS HAVE ME AROUND
TO GIVE YOU A TOUCH UP.
I KNOW...
I'M BAD.
I HEAR SOMETHING-- UNDER THE FLOOR.
WHAT IS IT?
I CAN'T TELL. IT'S TOO FAINT.
NOW TRY.
[VOICES] THE FACE, THE FACE, THE FACE...
THERE ARE VOICES UNDER THE FLOOR, MR. BUMPY,
AND THEY'RE SAYING, "THE FACE, THE FACE..."
COULD THEY BE SAYING, "DE PLANE! DE PLANE!"?
NO, NO, NO, NO.
THEY'RE SAYING, "THE FACE!"
[GASPS] DO YOU THINK MY FACE COULD BE DOWN THERE?
[VOICES] THE FACE, THE FACE...
[VOICES LOUDER] THE FACE, THE FACE, THE FACE...
I THINK WE'RE GETTING CLOSE.
BUT WHO COULD BE CHANTING, MR. BUMPY?
THE FACE, THE FACE, THE FACE.
[ALL] THE FACE, THE FACE, THE FACE.
DO YOU SEE WHAT THEY'RE LOOKING AT?
EAH, SQUISH...iYOU!
THE FACE, THE FACE, THE FACE.
CAREFUL, SQUISHER. WE DON'T WANT THEM TO SEE YOU.
HALT! WHO GOES THERE?
MY CARD.
ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?
WHY, YES.
UH, STATE YOUR BUSINESS, YOU KNOW.
OF COURSE, MY GOOD MAN.
WE ARE FROM THE CENSUS BUREAU.
HOW MANY FACES PER INSECT DO YOU HAVE HERE?
HERE'S A SHORT QUESTIONNAIRE.
OH, I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WOULD BE A TEST.
WILL THIS COUNT ON OUR FINAL GRADES?
NOW, TAKE YOUR TIME, GENTLEMEN.
WAIT HERE, BUDDY.
I'LL HAVE YOU FACIALLY INTACT IN NO TIME.
BE CAREFUL, MR. BUMPY.
I'M AN EXPERT ON VERMIN PROTOCOL.
THE SMOOTHEST-TALKING MONSTER
THIS SIDE OF THE UNITED NATIONS.
UH, EXCUSE ME, KINGY...
GIVE ME THE FACE! GIVE ME THE FACE!
RIGHT NOW! GIVE ME THE FACE!
SQUISHY HAS NEEDS!
UH, GUARDS?
HAH! I THOUGHT YOU'D SEE IT MY WAY.
COOL!
[SNIFFS]
I LOVE PLUMBING.
OH, THIS IS HORRIBLE!
I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND ALL,
BUT YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO LET ME OUT OF HERE,
AREN'T YOU?
THIS COULD BE KIND OF BAD.
HEY, SQUISH, I DON'T MEAN TO WORRY YOU,
BUT IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE...
RUN FOR HELP! RUN FOR HELP!
HEEEELLP!
AAAH!
NO, NOT THAT WAY!
WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!
AAH-OOKHEGHH-AAGLAAH...
SEIZE THE INTRUDER.
SEIZE HIM REAL GOOD.
[ALL BUGS] SEIZE THE INTRUDER. SEIZE THE INTRUDER.
[BUGS GASP]
BEHOLD! UH, TRULY, HE IS THE FORETOLD ONE.
THE FORETOLD ONE HAS COME.
[ALL BUGS] THE FORETOLD ONE HAS COME.
WHERE?
OH, ME?
OH, NO...
I'M JUST A HUMBLE BATHROOM MONSTER.
SHUCKS, I'M NO "FORETOLD ONE."
SURE YOU DON'T MEAN THEiFOUR-TOED[/I] ONE?
COUNT 'EM-- 1, 2, 3, 4.
I JUST WANTED TO BE HELPFUL.
WELL, GEE... THANKS FOR BEING SO NICE TO ME.
I HAD NO IDEA YOU'D BE SO FRIENDLY.
NOW, WILL YOU LET MY FRIEND MR. BUMPY GO?
WELL, OF COURSE.
WE'LL RELEASE THE PRISONER...
SOON AS YOU-- THE GREAT FORETOLD ONE, THE HERO--
LEADS US TO...THE PLACE.
[BUGS CHANT] THE PLACE, THE PLACE, THE PLACE...
HEY, BUD, HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT ANY "PLACE."
UH...NO?
NO!
OH.
WELL, IN THAT CASE...
THE CURSE OF A MILLION SCREAMS!
AAH! 1...
AAH! 2...
AAH! 3...
OH, MY GOSH!
ONLY 999,997 SCREAMS LEFT TO GO!
STOP! STOP! I'LL LEAD YOU!
I'LL LEAD YOU.
FOLLOW THE FORETOLD ONE.
[BUGS CHEERING]
I SURE HOPE THE LITTLE BLUE GUY KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.
AND SO, SQUISHINGTON AND
HIS LOYAL SILVERFISH FOLLOWERS
BEGAN THE LONG
AND TERRIFYING JOURNEY.
THEY WALKED
FOR ALMOST 15 MINUTES
UNTIL THEY REACHED...
THE PLACE!
[BUGS CHANTING] THE PLACE, THE PLACE...
[CHEERS]
[MUNCHING]
YES! WALLOW IN JOY, MY FAITHFUL FOLLOWERS,
FOR I, SQUISHINGTON,
HAVE BROUGHT YOU TO THE PLACE OF LEGEND.
YEAH, YEAH.
THAT'S GREAT.
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME...
[GROANS]
[YAWNS]
OH, WELL, MAYBE IT'S NOT SUCH A BAD FACE AFTER ALL.
[SPLASH]
BUMPY: AAH! 9,812...
[SPLASH]
WAAH!
OH, I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING I FORGOT.
♪ IT'S A PERFECT PLACE TO HEAR THE MUSIC PLAY ♪
♪ KARAOKE, KARAOKE ♪
♪ YOU CAN SING A SONG AND DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY ♪
♪ KARAOKE, KARAOKE ♪
♪ EVERYTHING IS OKEY-DOKEY ♪
♪ AT THE KARAOKE CAFE ♪
♪ SOMETIMES I THINK THERE'S A MONSTER ♪
♪ WAITING INSIDE MY CLOSET DOOR ♪
♪ AND MY BODY STARTS TREMBLING ♪
♪ LIKE IT NEVER DID BEFORE ♪
♪ BUT I'VE GOT A SPECIAL LITTLE SECRET ♪
♪ MAKES THE MONSTER GO AWAY ♪
♪ IT'S JUST A LITTLE KIND OF YELLING THING ♪
♪ THAT I LIKE TO SAY ♪
♪ I SAY, "WHAAH! GO AWAY AND DON'T COME BACK!" ♪
♪ GO, "BLAAH! GO AWAY AND DON'T COME BACK!" ♪
♪ SHOUT, "WHAAH! GO AWAY AND DON'T COME BACK! ♪
♪ UNTIL I SAY IT'S O.K." ♪
♪ THERE ARE NIGHTS I LIE WIDE AWAKE ♪
♪ WHILE THE WHOLE WORLD'S IN BED ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'M SCARED AN ALIEN CREATURE'S ♪
♪ GONNA SWALLOW MY HEAD ♪
♪ BUT THE CREATURE NEVER, EVER GETS ME ♪
♪ THOUGH HE'S NASTY AND HE'S STRONG ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'VE GOT MY SPECIAL LITTLE SECRET ♪
♪ TO KEEP ME SAFE ALL NIGHT LONG ♪
♪ I SAY, "HOOEE! GO AWAY AND DON'T COME BACK! ♪
♪ "BUH-LIHLIHLUH! GO AWAY AND DON'T COME BACK! ♪
♪ "AAH! GO AWAY AND DON'T COME BACK! ♪
♪ UNTIL I SAY IT'S O.K." ♪
♪ GET BACK, LORETTA! ♪
♪ SO WHEN YOU'VE GOT A FEAR ♪
♪ SITTING LIKE A LUMP IN YOUR HEART ♪
♪ JUST REMEMBER MY LITTLE SECRET ♪
♪ AND YOUR FEAR WILL DEPART ♪
♪ DON'T START TO SHAKE OR SHIVER ♪
♪ LOOK YOUR FEAR RIGHT IN THE EYE ♪
♪ AND TRY THE LITTLE SECRET ♪
♪ GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOUR FEAR SAY GOODBYE ♪
♪ JUST SAY, "WHOO! GO AWAY AND DON'T COME BACK!" ♪
♪ GO, "AAH! GO AWAY AND DON'T COME BACK! ♪
♪ "I SAID, BOO! GO AWAY AND DON'T COME BACK ♪
♪ UNTIL I SAY IT'S O.K.!" ♪
♪ I SAID, "WHOO! GO AWAY AND DON'T COME BACK!" ♪
♪ YEAH, "RAAHRR! DON'T COME BACK!" ♪
♪ I SAID, "WHOO! GO AWAY AND DON'T COME BACK ♪
♪ UNTIL I SAY IT'S O.K.!" ♪
♪ I'M TALKING TO YOU! ♪
♪ BOO! ♪
♪ DON'T COME BACK... ♪