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Private *** Bender!
I order you to chuck those *** grenades!
But sir!
You do not "but sir" me!
I am not your *** you worthless piece of ***!
I will shove an american flag up your ***
so you can proclaim your love for your country!
Now, throw the *** nades!
Sir!
Do not call me sir!
You will call me by my first name.
We like to keep things casual here.
Now, you will call me Jerry.
Or I will rip your *** out through your eye sockets!
Siiiir!
Sir what!? Were you about to call me a cuntnigger?!
Well, in that case, I would like to inform you
that I am neither female genitalia,
Nor a member of the African American race.
Or, if you're one of those politically correct
little cuntfaggots, a person of color.
So tell me, private *** Bender,
What the *** is it that you were about to call me?
Jerry! We're out of grenades!
Holy Shitballs! Laurence! Go fetch me those damn nades!
You will find them right inside of *** Bender here's ***.
Here's some rubber gloves, and remember, if at first you don't succeed,
Reach deeper!