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Man Flu is a crippling disorder that indiscriminately strikes down men in their prime
Hello YouTube, Welcome Back
Im MrHairyBrit, thats my channel if you havent seen me before
and today we're going to talk about this very serious topic of man flu.
Now I'm suffering slightly, so I thought i'd put together this very very helpful
guide that you need to share around just to make sure everybody knows
how this works. - SNIFFS - Man flu is a crippling disorder that
indiscriminately strikes down men in their prime.
This can strike without warning and is often slapped down by female members of the population
as "just a cold".
If the Man Flu is kind it wont strike the man down dead month but it will
severely weaken him.
Medical professionals now confirm that self diagnosis is the best
diagnoses for this said disease. Its far more severe than just a common cold and
only strikes down MEN! If not treated immediately with sandwiches, pot noodles,
and unlimited repeats of Top Gear (UK),
then is can be FATAL! In this video we aim to separate FACT from FICTION,
and give you a help guide to al you wonderful women out there, that are there to help your man.
So here we go... 1 - Man Flu is just a simple common cold that has been exaggerated by a man?
This is FALSE.. Man Flu is serious and potentially life threatening!
It will soon no doubt be on the Health and Safety Representatives List Of Recognisable Diseases
Man Flu is a distinct disease
of it's very own and should never never be misdiagnosed as a common cold!!
Fact Number 2 - Women can catch Man Flu? This is completely false!!
Man Flu doesn't attack the XX chromosome.
This genetic mutation dramatically immunises the female population of the world.
This may account for the reason why all females believe that Man Flu is just the common cold.
Fact Number 3 - The best way to get rid Man Flu is to just "Get On With It" ...
Extensive research has proven the only way to get rid of Man Flu
and ease the symptoms is to withdraw to sofa immediately for
interrupted muddi-cuddling, pot noodles and Top Gear (UK).
Fact Number 4 - Men have a slower rate of recover from Man Flu than any women has from the common cold.
This is true! Man Flu can linger for days, WEEKS on end!
Compared to the "few hours" of just the common cold. If the male is not given the
amount of care that is normally needed for Man Flu
it can get worse! I will be giving you tips on how to look after your Man Flu Victim shortly.
Fact Number 5 - Man Flu just the way to get sympathy to skive off of work!
This is also FALSE! Why on earth would we exaggerate a situation just to make a meal out of it?
WHY???
and... Number 6 - A man suffering from Man Flu is equal to the amount of pain a women suffers during child birth?
This is TRUE. But at least childbirth is done and dusted after a few hours.
The Man Flu can linger on for days...
... weeks even!!! So how can you help your
poor man get over this debilitating disease?
There are three-stages in which you can help. Now remember Stage 1...
Self Dissociation is Primary Key!
It is the best way to diagnose this debilitating disease.
Through evolution (creationism for smart people) all men have become experts in diagnosing this disease.
DO NOT second-guess the man that is ill. Remember to keep your flippant remarks to a minimum.
"Oh its Man Flu" is actually a diagnosis of practically ***!!
and the the prefer response is ... "Oh can I make you some chicken noodle soup and put on Top Gear (UK) for you?"
Stage 2 - Now This Is Were Id Becomes Serious
And the man has problems lifting the remote to point it at the TV screen (No Netflix, Sky Sports or Love Film is fatal)
to turn over the channel. Mere elements of just report this as
Man Flu with inverted commas, should once again be avoided at this stage.
Instead continue to supply him with all the sandwiches, pot noodles,
Bovril drinks, and soup as much as he wants. On request, WITHOUT hesitation...
Maybe try and take his mind of of things. Put *** on the TV,
give him an FHM mag or anything like that! Remember to mop his forehead with a slightly moistened sponge,
and massage his feet while reading out the latest sports score. Just to make him feel that little bit better.
and Stage 3 - Its Not Completely Gone
Remember at this stage you are his primary care giver and you don't want him lapse at any point.
Your beloved is physically drained and simply cannot move anywhere.
These final stages are actually the most crucial! He's starting to ache all over,
but he can venture little bit away from the sofa. Hang in there, hang in there!
Remember to KEEP pampering him,
just to make sure he survives. This stage is typically the last 6-10 days of the Illness.
Be aware that once again sarcastic references to Man Flu can
actually make things worse! In fact he may even slip back into stage 2
and delay his recovery for another six to ten days!
He should be exempt from or household chores for at least the next two weeks.
Now if you follow this guide, you have a look at the facts and you look at the
way you look after your man
and you as the man you act the way that you need to to make sure that your ok.
You should survive! Now if you survice this deadly Man Flu,
and you've managed to watch this video or you are starting to suffer from this Man Flu
Spread the word! Make sure that everybody knows how to treat this deadly disease,
before it kills you! and when you're feeling better,
ONLY when you're feeling better mind you! Remember t,o COMMENT down below, give me a LIKE
SUBSCRIBE to the channel, SHARE me on Facebook and Twitter! And I'll see you see soon.
Take Care, Solider. Goodbye!
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