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Hey, how's it goin' bros?
Before this video begins, I wanna let you guys know that I have dropped *awkward chuckle* some new, heh, merch.
*Dabs on all them haters* God church meme. Thank you.
Uh, it's pretty cool. The reception of it so far from you bros have been
***' awesome. I- I'm so happy that you guys are into it. It's "50 Mill Club" merch.
Long sleeve -- the pink one looks pretty ***' tight.
Uh, it's only available for a couple more days,
so if you want one, you got to get one now...
and, uh, I just wanna let you guys know, uh, I myself have gotten *clears throat*
a couple of hundred. Which I think is the appropriate amount.
Also for every, uh, item that we sell, I'm donating $1 *clears throat* to save the children.
Now, [strained] let's move on with this video.
*Russian national anthem music plays* [Russian accent?] Hello, my friends. It's FPS Russia here.
You laugh, heh leh....
*scoffs* [Normal voice] Best intro.
[A foreign accent of some sort] Eh, what's dat? I raff, I roose? Eh.
YOU LAUGH
YOU LOOSE! Boy, the rule is simple. It's another one of these
Last one, uh, got copyright striked.
Rightfully so. You know, it's not my content.
*"Yeah, I know what I've done" laugh*
[Dramatic whispering] Let's begin, boys. *sexy lick*
*hushed, demonic laughing*
Sorry, I had to get- I had to get the laughs out before....
*Men talking and shouting*
*EXPLOSION* JESUS CHRIST!
*A replay to truly take in the stupidity*
*EXPLOSION*
Eastern European countries....what the actual *** are you doing on your spare time?
Do you not have internet? I- is this what you're [laughing] doing with the *** trash can?! What de ***?!
*BOOM* JESUS!
But what, like, what the *** is that?!
[Off key screaming over top of "Let it Go"] Your *** AAAAAAASSSSSS!
I PUT TWO DICKS IN MY ***!
*stuttering* - GET TO ME AT AAAAAAAAALLLLL!
TWO DICKS IN MY ***,
THREE DICKS IN MY ***!
Yeah, cuz, uh...yelling a bunch of vulgar language
really loud...that's funny, am I right?
(2012 Pewdiepie)
Pewds: I love this one. Let's watch it. Mickey: Boy oh boy, what a day!
*exhales*
Honey, I'm home!
Huh. That's funny...
*dramatic music commences*
Honey? Honey?!
*some rated R noises* Minnie: Oh! Oh, you dog! *Goofy laughs*
Oh, you son of a ***! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ***!
*Mickey growls* Goofy: OH! *thumps*
*scared Goofy noises* Calm down, man!
*more scared Goofy noises* *thumping* *glass shattering*
Judge: Mickey, it says here you want to divorce your wife Minnie because she's been....extremely silly?
Mickey: I didn't say that! I said she was *** GOOFY!
*quiet giggling*
Gets me every time. It's so- it's the best pun of all time.
It really is. *laughing* Oh...
"*** Goofy."
*Diner chatter and noises*
Is it a live...oh, it's a live stream.
Guy: "CptkilljoysButtplug?"
Oh God.
*"Love Me Long Time" by Dizaster plays*: "Motha love me long time, long tiiiiiimmmee."
"Sucky sucky, fucky fucky wonton. Hong Kong Hong Kong, wonton. Hong Kong wonton." Guy: Sorry, guys.
*Volume gradually decreases* "One time, one time. Wonton, love me long time. Feed on my long *** go back to Hong Kong Kong.
*Pewds fights the urge to cringe* Ooooohh, it's so awkward!
These streamers on Twitch, that *stutters* they stream themself eating...
or going out for lunch and ***. I guess he's in- it looks like he's in Korea.
And then someone made a donation, which triggered the music.
"Sucky sucky, fucky fucky wonton. Hong Kong Hong Kong, wonton. Hong Kong wonton." Guy: Sorry, guys.
*Volume gradually decreases* "One time, one time. Wonton, love me long time. Feed on my long *** go back to Hong Kong Kong. Pewds: Ooooohhh! *awkward laugh* It's so ***' great!
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God!
[Voice in video] Uuuhh, Geimu, Onii-chan.
No, Umaru.
You have to get up and clean your shelf and eat your spehgarigahs. (wtf?)
But I want potato, Onii-chan!
Or else I'll flip a ***!
*chuckle*
No.
*Wailing*
Enjoy your game, and play, rinse, repeat twelve whole episodes like a ruler of mediocrity,
or inch by inch, you feel like less of a productive member of society.
Not at all because the show does anything to accurately portray what being a useless member of society is actually like,
but because for a total of six hours you, realize that you've just sat through the anime equivalent of "The Big *** Theory,"
trying so hard to appeal to both the "Watamote" crowd and the seasonal garbage eaters that like things slightly less gross,
that you're ashamed to show your face again at work.
God damn you, you just ruined....."Umaru-chan" for me.
*fake sobs for dramatic reasons*
*somber string music plays* Why would you do that?
*sad noise* Are you- EH- you can't watch "Umaru-chan." You have to watch good anime, like "Cowboy Bebop" or "Neon Genesis Evangelion,"
a- and if you don't watch those two, then you're a ***'...[automated voice] carrot...man!
Your- your taste in anime is not as, uh, upequilli- equivalent to mine...uh....my taste in anime is up here,
while your taste of anime is, like, super down here, okay?!
I like good anime that has...deep plots, thoughtful content, and dark themes!
Man 1: Hello?
Man 2: Yeah, sorry. I- I- I know my English sucks.
Man 3: Do you want to make a fire, dude? Pewds: My English is suck.
Man 1: Uh, yeah I'm makin' a fire. *Pewds chuckles*
Man 3: Do you have some beef for me?
You know, some fresh- some- some- some steak.
I am from Germany, dude. I am from Austria.
Which- I see something to eat. (?)
Pewds: "I am from Germany, dude. I am from Austria." Like....eh...
I- *burps* I am from Sweden, dude. *forced burp* I am from United States.
I am from ssssss-England, my city! *laughs* What the-
What game is this? Is this some survival game? I've never seen it.
Man 3: No lo! *** you, *** you with the meat!
*** you with this *** meat!
*Pewds laughing* Man 3: Yesterday, I have the meat...I- I eat the meat of your mother
Man 1: What?
Man 3: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! You understand me. I know you understand me.
Man 1: You're free.
Man 3: I am not free. Just give me a splint, and I'm free.
Man 1: Go.
Man 3: No. I'm gonna to cook my meat, and then I will go.
*punch*
Eh eh eh eh eh eh -- then I will go.
*slaps*
Pewds: "DanielFromSL," that was *** hilarious.
Jesus Christ. I don't know, what the ***, mmm..... survival games never do it for me man, but that looked ***' hilarious.
This kid is going to get massively hur- injured.
*glass clattering*
Kid: AH!
That has to be fake.
*glass clattering*
Kid: AH!
But I- God damn, I hope it's real.
*Bad recorder music*
Nooooooo.
*chuckling*
Dog.rar
*quiet laughter*
No. No. No, no.
[MGS's Snake voice] Kept you waiting, huh?
*thump*
*MGS music* Excellent, Snake.
***, that one was good.
Blue jacket: -- in a fire!
That's what should happen, should be burnt in a fire for that disgustingness!
Hat and scarf: But that's- that's nasty! Why- *stutters* YOU'RE NASTY! Pointing at me! Help me! Blue jacket: You're nasty- YOU'RE NASTY! LOOK AT YOU! LOOK AT YOU! YOU SEE, THIS IS WHY I'LL KILL YOU!
Hat and scarf: Help me, someone! Call the pol- Blue jacket: People like you *unintelligible*
Pewds: I've seen this!
Hat and scarf: LISTEN TO THIS, SON! YOU ***' POINT AT ME AGAIN, YOU ***! I'LL DROP YOU, ALRIGHT?! *** JOG ON! AND YOU, YOU PRICK!
*Donald Duck laugh*
*laughs*
OH, it's ***' classic, ***' legendary.
Blue jacket: That's what should happen, should be burnt in a fire for that disgustingness!
Hat and scarf: But that's- that's nasty! Why- *stutters* YOU'RE NASTY! Pointing at me! Help me! Blue jacket: You're nasty- YOU'RE NASTY! LOOK AT YOU! LOOK AT YOU! YOU SEE, THIS IS WHY I'LL KILL YOU!
Hat and scarf: Help me, someone! Call the pol- Blue jacket: People like you *unintelligible*
Hat and scarf: LISTEN TO THIS, SON! YOU ***' POINT AT ME AGAIN, YOU ***! I'LL DROP YOU, ALRIGHT?! *** JOG-
*quiet laughter* It's ***' crazy. *inhales*
Aw hell yeah!
*** yeah! So good!
*quiet giggling*
*histerical laughing*
Oh my God, yes! That was the best ***' ***!
I wish I had sound!
Hell yeah!
Queefing man is dangerous...[laughing] is dangerous man!
*wheezing*
Ooooooh my God!
Woman 1: Everyone loves a good comeback story, right?
Seabiscuit, The Mighty Ducks...
Woman 2: Robert Downey Jr....uh, who else? Woman 1: Rocky...
Woman 2: Yes.
Man: Kim Kardashian?
Woman 1: Kim- well....
Man: Uh, in the video, she gets, she gets *** on her back, I think
*smacks*
*stifled laughter*
*hysterical laughter* *Pewds chuckles* Woman 1: *unintelligible*
Oh, what a legend.
I'm so ***' bad at this, like, I'm clearly not even ***' trying anymore.
I don't know why I say "anymore," like I've ever tried.....at anything.
You laugh, you loose! Did you laugh, or did you loose? (it's the same thing)
Leave a- leave a like for either one, and...
eh, j- *stutters* just ***' do it. For ***'s sake, please...please....
Thank you! Was that so hard?!
*smooches* Sister Fister.
*Russian national anthem plays*
*Men talking and shouting*
***** *Men laughing and yelling*