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>>> WELCOME TO "RED EYE."
I'M ANDY LEVY FILLING IN FOR
GREG GUTFELD FOR REASONS THAT
WILL BE CLEAR.
NOW TO MIKE FOR OUR PRE GAME
REPORT.
WHAT IS COMING UP ON TONIGHT'S
SHOW?
>> LEVI JOHNSTON IS LIVING
WITH HIS PARENTS AFTER BLOWING
A MILLION DOLLARS ON GUNS AND
BOATS.
AMERICA IS STUNNED.
WE, UNFORTUNATELY
INVESTIGATE.
AND NEW YORK REPUBLICANS WANT
TO BAN ANONYMOUS INTERNET
COMMENTS.
A MOVE SO DUMB IT WAS EVEN
CONDEMNED BY THE FORMER
MILLIONAIRE RELY JOHNSTON.
-- LEVI JOHNSTON.
1K3 BILL CLINTON POSES FOR A
PHOTO WITH TWO *** STARS.
LEVI JOHNSTON DECLARED THE
PHOTO TO BE TOTALLY AWESOME.
BACK TO YOU.
>> YOU KNOW IT IS JOHNSTON,
RIGHT?
>> WHO IS HE?
I NEVER HEARD OF THE GUY.
>> YOU ARE NOT HERE TO FACT
CHECK, SO IT IS FINE.
LET'S WELCOME OUR GUEST.
WE STOLE HER DIARY SO SHE HAS
NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO KEEP
COMING ON THE SHOW.
AND HE IS AMERICA'S BAD BOY
AND A VIRGO.
IT IS GREG GUTFELD AND CO-HOST
OF "THE FIVE" THAT AIRS AT
5:00 P.M. EASTERN.
BILL SCHULZ WHO THINKS HE IS
ON THE SET OF "TRON."
AND HE GETS MORE HA, HA, HA'S
THAN A DOJO.
>> BELIEVE THAT.
>> AND HIS BOSSES ARE GRIEVING
BECAUSE HIS READERS ARE
LEAVING.
HOW ARE YOU, PINCH?
>> TODAY IN THE TIMES, IT IS
THE PICTURE OF A FIVE-YEAR-OLD
BOY, ADORE BLEE TOUCHING
PRESIDENT OBAMA'S HEAD THAT
WAS IN THE OVAL OFFICE FOR
THREE YEARS NOW.
OH, OBAMA.
♪ IT IS HARD TO LOOK RIGHT AT
YOU BABY ♪
♪ BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER ♪
♪ SO CALL ME MAYBE ♪
>> I CANNOT WAIT FOR TO YOU GO
OUT OF BUSINESS.
>> IT IS A TOP 10 HIT.
I'M WITH IT.
>> BE QUIET.
IS GOING GREEN A SMOKE
SCREEN?
THE ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION
AGENCY AND NASCAR FORMED A
SEXY PARTNERSHIP TO FORM
ECO-FRIENDLY PRODUCTS.
AND THE DEAL COVERS EVERYTHING
EXCEPT THE RACING.
CONFIRMS AN EPA SPOKESMAN,
QUOTE, YES, THE FOCUS IS ON
SUPPLIERS AND PROGRAMS AND NOT
GREEN CARS.
THE CARS GULP TWO MILLION
GALLONS OF GAS A YEAR.
BUT EVERYTHING ELSE WILL BE
GREEN.
GOD BLESS AMERICA.
NASCAR WILL EXPAND THE USE OF
SAFER CHEMICAL PRODUCTS AND
PUSH PRODUCTS WITH A SMALL
ECHO FOOTPRINT AND HAVE FANS
TO BUY SUSTAINABLE FOOTPRINTS
AT RACES.
NOW TO SLIPINGY ON A
TREADMILL -- SLINKY ON A
TREADMILL.
>> I COULD WATCH THAT FOR
MINUTES.
SHERROD, AS A LIFE LONG NASCAR
FAN WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS?
>> YOU KNOW I AM DOWN WITH
IT.
>> I KNOW.
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT THEM TO
DO?
USE CHEAPER GAS TO GO SLOWER?
I THOUGHT THE WHOLE THING WAS
TO USE ADVANCED FUEL AND WE
CAN USE DIFFERENT OCTANES IN
OUR REGULAR LIFE.
SO NO, IT IS DUMB.
I THINK NASCAR IS DOING THE
RIGHT THING.
>> SO HOW IS IT DUMB?
>> BECAUSE PEOPLE GET ANGRY
BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT --
>> OH PEOPLE GETTING ANGRY.
>> WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO USE A
CHEAPER ONE WHEN YOU ARE
TRYING TO ADVANCE IT?
>> I GUESS I AM JUST WAITING
FOR A JOKE.
>> BECAUSE NASCAR IS CLOSE TO
MAY HEART.
>> YOU DON'T JOKE ABOUT
SOMETHING.
GREG, IT IS EASY TO LAUGH AT
THIS.
EVEN IF THE CARS THEMSELVES
ARE NOT GREEN WHAT IS WRONG
WITH NASCAR DOING OTHER
THINGS?
>> IT IS SYMBOLIC BS.
IT IS THE EQUIVALENT OF A
DENTIST GOING TO A STRIP CLUB
AND JUSTIFYING -- GIVING THE
MONEY TO HELPING A GIRL
THROUGH SCHOOL.
IT MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
>> HOW DOES THAT MEAN
NOTHING?
IT MEANS EVERYTHING.
>> BY THE WAY, LET'S ATTACK
THAT WORD SUSTAINABLE.
SUSTAINABLE IS THE BIGGEST
NONSENSE CAL PHRASE.
SUSTAINABLE IS CAPITALISM.
YOU PAY TO DO SOMETHING AND IF
THAT IS SUCCESSFUL, YOU GET
MORE OF IT.
THERE IS NOTHING SUSTAINABLE
--
>> SO YOU ARE SAYING
CAPITALISM IS NONSENSIBLE?
GET OUT OF HERE YOU COMMI.
>> SO NASA CAN'T GO GREEN
BECAUSE THEY USE THE SAME FUEL
TO GO UP IN SPACE?
>> OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
HOW CAN NASA GO GREEN 1234.
>> THEY CAN USE BIODEGRADABLE
OTHER THINGS.
>> THEY CAN USE RECYCLED
TOILET PAPER.
>> WHO WOULD USE RECYCLABLE
TOILET PAPER.
>> DO NOT KNOCK IT, FRIEND.
>> THAT IS DISGUSTING.
BY THE WAY, SLINKY ON
TREADMILL, BETTER THAN
NASCAR.
>> BE QUIET.
>> YOU SAID IN THE GREEN ROOM,
THEY SHOULD MAKE THE CARS
GREEN AND ENFORCE A FAFF 5
MILE PER HOUR -- A 55 MILE PER
HOUR SPEED LIMIT IN ALL
RACES.
>> THAT WOULD BE AN EXCITING
RACE FOR EVERYONE.
DON'T YOU THINK?
WE HAVE A KID TO PUT A CARSEAT
IN THE BACK AND BABY ON BOARD
BUMPER STICKER SSMENTS THIS
PLAN IS CRAZY.
IT IS LIKE, WE ARE DOING
EVERYTHING TO BE GREEN EXCEPT
THE 99% OF WHAT WE DO WHICH IS
NOT GOING TO BE GREEN AT ALL.
I WILL USE THAT IN MY LIFE IN
A LOT OF WAYS.
I WILL GET A NEW WORKOUT PLAN
THAT INCLUDES EVERYTHING
EXCEPT GOING TO THE GYM.
I WILL BUY NEW SHOES AND A NEW
WATCH.
I DON'T EAT ANYTHING SPECIAL
EXCEPT McDONALDS.
>> THAT'S HOW AMERICA WORKS
THOUGH.
PEOPLE JOIN A GYM.
THEY DON'T WORK OUT.
ENVIRONMENTALISM IS A ROMANTIC
IDEAL TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER
ABOUT YOURSELF.
IT IS LIKE SUBSCRIBING TO
MEN'S HEALTH AND NEVER GOING
TO THE GYM.
>> IF YOU JOIN THE GYM AND
NEVER WORK OUT, YOU ARE
CREATING JOBS AND NOT CAUSING
WEAR AND TEAR ON THE MACHINE.
YOU ARE SUSTAINING THE
MACHINE.
>> THEY COUNT ON THAT.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> THAT'S HOW AMERICA WORKS.
>> YOU ARE WELCOME.
>> ISN'T THIS PREACHING TO THE
CHOIR?
NAYS CO FANS ARE ALREADY --
NASCAR FANS ARE ALREADY THE
BIGGEST ECHO FREAKS.
>> I SAW AN OPENING AND I
PUSHED THE STEREO TYPE RIGHT
IN THERE.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE
DON'T GET OFFSET.
YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING BAD SO
OFFSET BY SOMETHING GOOD.
THEY ASK ME, WHY DO YOU RUN?
I RUN BECAUSE I DO ALL OF
THESE DRUGS.
IT IS GIVING ME A LITTLE MORE
TIME.
I AM OFFSETTING ONE WITH THE
OTHER ONE.
>> HANG ON.
EVERY TIME THE GREEN FLAG
WAVES THEY ARE PLANTING 10
TREES THAT OFFSETS THEIR
CARBON EMISSIONS FOR AN ENTIRE
RACE.
>> BILL'S EXAMPLE IS TRUE.
I DO THE SAME THING.
HOWEVER, WITH CARBON OFFSETS,
THERE IS NO WAY TO ACTUALLY
PROVE THAT IT WORKS.
AND THERE IS NO WAY TO PROVE
THAT THE CARBON CONTRIBUTION
OF HUMANS HAS ANY AFFECT
WHATSOEVER.
IT IS A TINY, TINY PERCENTAGE
OF WHAT GOES INTO THE
ATMOSPHERE.
TERMITES DO TWICE AS MUCH.
IT IS ALL BOGUS.
IT CREATED A CARBON OFFSET
INDUSTRY FOR PEOPLE TO MAKE
MONEY OF YOUR GUILT.
>> ALL I TOOK OUT OF THAT IS
YOU HATE TREES.
I AM NOT REALLY SURE WHY.
>> MY FAMILY WAS KILLED BY
TREES.
>> WERE THEY REALLY?
>> I THOUGHT THEY LIVED IN
THEM.
>> THAT TOO.
>> I THINK THE EPA SHOULD
PARTNER WITH OTHER SPORTS.
I THINK HOCKEY SHOULD STOP
USING AVAILABLE ICE.
WHEN THE POLAR CAPS MELT, WE
WILL NEED THAT ICE.
>> WHEN IT MELTS DOWN WE WILL
NEED THE ICE.
>> FIELD HOCKEY, FOLKS.
COME ON, NEW YORK RANGERS.
>> BUT THAT KILLS THE GRASS.
>> MAYBE WE SHOULD PLAY SOCCER
LIKE THE EUROPEANS DO.
THEY ARE SAVING MORE MONEY
THAN US.
>> NO.
NO ONE SHOULD EVER -- WELL,
YOU CAN PLAY SOCCER, BUT JUST
DON'T WATCH IT.
AS YOU KNOW, AS YOU ARE WELL
AWARE THIS SUNDAY IS ONE OF
RACE'S BIGGEST DAY.
YOU HAVE THE INDY 500 FOLLOWED
BY THAT IS CAR'S LONGEST RACE
OF THE SEASON, THE COCA-COLA
600.
I DON'T HAVE A QUESTION, BUT I
WANT AMERICA TO KNOW I KNOW
WHAT IS GOING ON.
>> YOU LEFT OUTHOUSE BOY 500.
>> IS THAT A RACE?
>> I TELL THEM IT IS A RACE.
IT IS A RACE FOR THEIR LIVES.
IT IS A VERY TIGHT CIRCLE, AND
THEY USUALLY GET EXHAUSTED.
>> IT IS MORE LIKE "THE HUNGER
GAMES."
>> THE WINNER CAN DRINK SOME
MILK.
>> IT IS THE SENSELESS
SLAUGHTER OF 500 SOULS.
>> THAT'S GOOD FOR THE
PLANET.
>> TRUE.
>> MY BIGGEST CONCERN IS IF
THEY MAKE ALL OF THE FLAGS
GREEN IT WILL BE CONFUSING FOR
THE DRIVERS.
>> LOTS OF CRASHES.
>>> FROM GOING GREEN TO BEING
MEAN.
SHOULD THE BELL TOLL FOR
INTERNET TROLLS?
IN AN EFFORT TO COMBAT
NASTINESS ON-LINE NEW YORK
STATE LAWMAKERS ARE PUSHING
LEGISLATION, SEEN HERE, THAT
WOULD BANATHON MUSS MUSS --
BAN ANONYMOUS FEES.
IT WOULD BAN NEWSPAPERS TO
REMOVE COMMENTS THAT DON'T
HAVE A PERSON'S NAME
ATTACHED.
SAYS ONE REPUBLICAN
ASSEMBLYMAN, THE BILL WOULD
CUT DOWN ON, QUOTE, MEAN,
BASELESS ATTACKS AND TURN THE
SPOTLIGHT ON CYBER BULLIES BY
FORCING THEM TO REVEAL THEIR
IDENTITY.
UNLESS A FIRST AMENDMENT IS
REPEALED, IT WOULD AMOUNT TO
NILL.
WE WOULD HAVE TAPE ON A
COMMENTER.
>> TO BE FARE, THE KITTY MAKES
GOOD POINTS.
THIS BILL IS CLEARLY
UNCONSTITUTIONAL.
IT LEAVES TWO CHOICES, THE
LEGISLATORS WHO PROPOSE IT
WANT PUBLICITY, AND THEY ARE
STUPID.
THOSE ARE YOUR ONLY TWO
CHOICES.
>> I AGREE THAT THERE ARE
COMMENTS THAT CAN BE
DANGEROUS.
I ENJOY JILL DONE SON'S --
JILL DOBSON'S BLOG.
CAN I MAKE A POINT?
YOU CAN LOOK IN THE PAST.
REMEMBER CRANK CALLS?
WHEN YOU WERE A KID YOU COULD
MAKE THE CRANK CALLS AND THEN
WHAT KILLED IT WAS STAR 69.
NOBODY GETS CRAPPING CALLS
ANYMORE.
>> NOBODY GETS CRANK CALLS
ANYMORE.
WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS SOMETHING
DEFAMING TO YOU YOU CAN CALL
THEM BACK.
>> THIS STUPID BILL ASIDE, BUT
SHOULD MORE SITES BAN
ANONYMOUS COMMENTING?
THERE IS NOTHING STOPING
THEM.
>> YOU GET A LOT STRONGER
OPINIONS FROM PEOPLE WHEN THEY
CAN HIDE BEHIND ANOTHER NAME.
THAT BRINGS UP THE IDEA OF
PSEUDONYMS WHICH I I DIDN'T
SEE ANYTHING IN THIS BILL.
IF SOMEBODY NAMED DILL DONE
SON WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING
WILL IT COUNTS?
>> THE INTERNET IS THE MODERN
DAY BATHROOM WALL SINCE
BATHROOMS TONT HAVE WALLS.
>> AND THAT IS UH SNOB --
ANONYMOUS.
>> AND IT IS NEVER GOING TO
CHANGE.
>> MAYBE ONE SITE WOULD DO IT
AND BAN EVERYBODY AND
EVERYBODY WOULD GO TO THAT
SITE.
THAT'S THE ONLY WAY IT WILL
HAPPEN IN AMERICA.
>> ARE YOU A COMED YEN OR YOU
SAY YOU R. JUDGING FROM
TONIGHT --
>> IT IS NOT EVEN HECKLING.
BUT IF THE HECKLING WAS COMING
FROM A SPEAKER FROM THE STREET
AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE
THAT IS COMING FROM, AND IT
AFFECTS YOUR WORK, JERRY
SEINFIELD USED TO SAY, I DON'T
GO TO YOUR PLACE OF WORK AND
YELL AT YOU.
THAT'S WHAT IS HAPPENING NOW.
DOES THAT MATTER?
>> ON THE INTERNET THAT IS
HAPPENING?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> SOMEBODY NEEDS TO MAKE A
SITE WHERE YOU CAN SAY WHAT
YOU WANT TO SAY, BUT EVERYBODY
KEEPS TRACK OF EACH OTHER.
>> IT WOULD BE GREAT -- IF YOU
TRY TO BAN IT LIKE THE
GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO BAN IT
YOU GET EVERYBODY'S *** IN
A TWIST.
>> ARE YOU A MAGNET FOR ABUSE
ON-LINE AND IN YOUR FACE.
WHICH DO YOU PREFER?
>> JUST TO BE CLEAR WE ARE
DOING SOMETHING ON ANONYMOUS
INTERNET THREATS AND YOU CAME
TO ME LAST?
THAT'S WHAT YOU DID?
>> YOU SAY THE EXPERT -- YOU
SAVE THE EXPERT FOR LAST.
>> THERE IS A REASON YOU ARE
NOT A PERMANENT FRIEND.
>> ON ?AIL MAIL SOME PEOPLE --
SNAIL MAIL SOME TAKE THE TIME
TO DO THAT.
THERE ARE MANY WAYS TO SPELL
SOCIALIST.
IT IS NOT THE COMMENTATORS.
IT IS THE CARING.
IT IS FUNNY TO ME AT THIS
POINT, BUT PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP
CARING.
AS FAR AS NEW YORK DOING THIS
BILL, IMROA UP.
LOOK AT MY VENOM AND GROW UP.
>> WE DO NEED THICKER SKIN.
>> WELL EVERYBODY BRINGS UP
THE FEDERAL LIST PAPERS, BUT I
LOVE BREEZY 69 AND IT IS NOT
EXACTLY ALEXZANDER HAMILTON.
>> SOMEBODY IS SAYING
SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR KID AND
THAT'S ANNOYING.
>> AND IT LIVES FOREVER.
I THINK THE WHOLE THING IS IF
IT IS SOMETHING THAT CAN
DAMAGE YOUR CAREER, THEN THERE
IS REASON FOR THAT.
I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO
POLICE IT.
I AM NOT A POLICEMAN.
>> THE OTHER NIGHT YOU WERE.
MY BIRTHDAY BY THE WAY IS
TOMORROW NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN
ON MONDAY.
MONDAY FROM 7:00 TO 9:00 AND
WEDNESDAY FROM 8:00 TO 10:00.
JAY THAT'S YOUR GIRTH DAY.
>> IT IS NICE WHEN THERE IS IS
A NATURAL POINT YOU NEED TO
MOVE ON.
FROM NAMELESS TO PENNILESS.
HE WENT FROM A JOKE TO FLAT
BROKE.
LEVI JOHNSTON'S POCKETS ARE
EMPTY AND HE IS REPORTEDLY
LIVING WITH HIS MOM AFTER
BLOWING THROUGH A MILLION
DOLLARS IN EARNINGS.
ACCORDING TO "US WEEKLY" THE
FORMER FIANCEE TO BRISTOL PAY
LYNN SQUANDERED HIS MONEY ON
BOATS AND GUNS AND FOUR
WHILERS.
THE 22-YEAR-OLD HAS BEEN LESS
THAN PUNCTUAL WITH CHILD
SUPPORT PALINS AND HAS ANOTHER
BABY ON THE WAY AFTER
ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKING UP HIS
NEW AWESOMELY NAMED SUNNY
OGILSBY.
WHAT IS NEXT?
A PINCH OF COPENHAGEN AND A
KICK *** COME BACK.
BUT FIRST, LET'S GO BACK TO
SLINKY ON A VARIED MILL.
SLINK?
>> SLINKY IS WORKING HARD
TONIGHT.
SHERROD, HE BLEW HIS MONEY ON
GUNS, BOATS AND FOUR
WHEELERS.
HE IS THE ULTIMATE WHITE GUY.
>> THAT'S ALASKA FOR YOU.
I WOULD HAVE SPENT IT ON
GUNS.
I'M FROM THE HOOD.
NO HE IS GOOD.
HE HAD HIS FIVE TEEN MINUTES
OF OF -- 15 MINUTES OF FAME.
NOBODY THOUGHT HE WOULD GET
INTO THE MOVIES OR ANYTHING.
SO HE IS BACK WHERE WE THOUGHT
HE WOULD BE.
>> WHEN YOU HAVE THE TALENT
AND THE WORK ETHIC OF LEVI
JOHNSTON IT IS TOTALLY
REASONABLE TO EXPECT THE
CHECKS TO KEEP ON COMING IN.
>> GREG, I THINK YOU MAY HAVE
A THEORY ABOUT LEVI AND MAYBE
IT INVOLVES A METAPHOR OR
TWO.
>> IT GOES BACK TO MY -- I
DESCRIBED THIS EARLIER, THE
CUT IN LINE THEORY.
WE KNOW WHEN PEOPLE CUT IN
LINE IN TERMS OF SUCCESS.
WE KNOW HE DIDN'T EARN HIS
SUCCESS.
HE WAS USED BY THE PAWNS BY
THE KATHY GRIFFINS AS A THORN
IN THE SIDE OF SARAH PALIN.
WHEN PEOPLE WERE BOARD OF HIM
THEY LET HIM GO.
HE THOUGHT HE COULD PARLAY
THIS INTO SOMETHING ELSE.
NOW HE SHOULD BE A GREETER AT
A BAIT SHOP.
I AM ACTUALLY JEALOUS.
THAT GIRL IS CUTE.
BY THE WAY HE IS NAMING HIS
KID, BARETTA AFTER THE GUN.
>> HE IS NAMED AFTER JEANS AND
HIS KID IS NAMED AFTER A GUN.
>> HE IS LOOKING FOR AN
ENDORSEMENT DEAL.
>> GUNS ARE CURRENCY.
>> WHY DO YOU HATE ALASKA?
>> PEOPLE TRADE GUNS.
THEY BARTER WITH GUNS.
>> I DON'T THINK THEY DO.
>> WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
WERE IN ALASKA?
>> 19903.
>> I WAS THERE THREE MONTHS
AGO AND IT WAS GREAT.
>> WERE YOU?
>> YES.
>> WOW.
SHOCKED.
>> JILL, LET'S FACE IT, HE MAY
BE BROKE NOW, BUT IT SOUNDS
LIKE HE HAD FUN SPENDING THE
MONEY HE DESERVED.
>> WHY NOT?
FOUR WHEELER.
LIVE IT UP, GO HARD OR GO
HOME.
>> THAT'S HIS PROBLEM.
>> THE NEW GIRLFRIEND GOT
PREGNANT IN A HUNTING LODGE
WHEN THEY HAD A ROMANTIC
WEEKEND THERE.
HE HAS A THEME THROUGHOUT
LIFE.
IF YOU ARE NOT HUNTING OR
FISHING --
>> WHO KNEADS MONEY FOR THAT?
HE HAS ALL OF THE GIRLS HE
NEEDS FOR HUNTING AND
FISHING.
>>> WELL, COULD BILL CLINTON
BE ANYMORE BILL CLINTON?
I REFER TO THIS PICTURE OF THE
EXPREZ AND A COUPLE OF ***
STARS.
SLICK WILLY POSED AT A GALA
EVENT ATTENDED BY SEVERAL
CELEBRITIES AND, YES, A BUNCH
OF ADULT ACTRESSES.
HE HAS BROOKLYN LEE AND TASHA
RAIN WITH HIM.
LEE WON FOR BEST NEW STAR LET
AND "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE."
AND CLINTON HAS BEEN SEEN ON A
BEACH IN MONTE CARLO.
I BELIEVE WE HAVE TAPE.
NOW THE *** STARS MAKE
SENSE.
GREG, THE TWO ACTRESSES TOLD
TMC SME WERE GOING TO TAKE A
PICTURE AND THE SECRET SERVICE
BRUSHED THEM AWAY.
BUT CLINTON HAD SECRET SERVICE
CALL THEM BACK TO TAKE THE
PICTURE.
DOES IT MAKE YOU LOVE HIM MORE
OR A LOT MORE?
>> IT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME.
BY THE WAY THE SADDEST TWO
WORDS TOGETHER ARE *** STAR
LET.
WHEN BILL CLINTON IS WITH
THOSE WOMEN HE IS THINKING, I
AM PRESIDENT WHY NOT INVENT
THE *** POD.
IT IS A THING THAT WOULD COME
OVER HIM LIKE A SEX POD.
THE MINUTE HE WAS WITH THEM IT
WOULD DROP OVER HIM AND ALLOW
HIM TO HAVE SEX IMMEDIATELY
AND THEN HE WOULD PUT HIS
CLOTHES ON AND IT WOULD COME
BACK UP AND STILL BE LIKE
THAT.
HE WOULD HAVE INVENTED THE SEX
POD.
HE IS STANDING THERE GOING I
WISH I HAD A SEX POD.
THAT'S WHAT HE IS THINKING.
>> I AM FLOORED BY YOUR
PERFECT MIMICKING OF CLINTON.
I CAN'T GET PAST THAT.
>> I WISH I HAD A SEX POD.
>> SHERROD, I HAVE TO SAY,
WHEN CLINTON WASN'T I GOT TO
THE POINT I LOATHED HIM.
NOW WHEN I SEE HIM I SAY DO
YOUR THANG WILLY C.
>> AND HE HAD TO TELL THE
SECRET SERVICE DUDE TO BRING
THE GIRLS OVER.
HE WAS LIKE, LOOK, I AM NOT
THE PRESIDENT ANYMORE.
LET ME LIVE.
>> IS THERE ANY CHANCE HE
DIDN'T KNOW WHO THESE WOMEN
WERE?
>> HE KNEW AT LEAST ONE A
50/50 CHANCE.
BROOKLYN DOES GOOD WORK TOO.
>> DOES SHE?
>> SHE IS A TEAM PLAYER.
>> CLINTON KNEW HOW QUICK THIS
WOULD GET AROUND.
THIS IS HIS MESSAGE THAT HE
STILL HAS IT.
>> HE HAD NO IDEA WHO THEY
WERE.
HOW CAN HE KNOW THIS.
HE CAN'T FIND OUT THE JOB
TITLE OF EVERYONE.
YOU ARE LIKE, OF COURSE HE
KNOWS.
MY WHOLE TAKE ON THE STORY IS
OUT THE DOOR.
>> I RESPECT THE HONESTY.
BILL, WHAT SLEEZY TABI OR GUYS
BROUGHT THE TORN STARS TO THE
EVENT.
IT IS NOT LIKE THEY BROUGHT
THEM THEM -- THEY JUST WALKED
IN.
>> IT IS THE PRINCE OF
MONACO.
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HE AND
CLINTON HE DOESN'T CARE WHO
KNOWS.
BUT I AGREE WITH JILL IN THAT
I DON'T THINK BILL CLINTON
KNEW THEY WERE *** STARS.
DID HE HAVE SEX WITH THEM?
ABSOLUTELY.
THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING.
BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW WHO THEY
WERE.
>> YOU CAN'T BE SHOCKED A ***
STAR IS AT A CASINO, RIGHT?
THAT'S WHERE THEY GO.
>> THAT WHOLE PLACE IS A
CASINO.
THAT ENTIRE ISLAND.
THAT WAS CLUB MAN GNAW CO.
IT WAS A STORE OPENING.
>> THAT'S WHERE I GOT A
SKIRTED.
>> I DON'T HAVE ANYMORE
QUESTIONS OR IF YOU DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING MORE TO SAY?
>> NO, NO.
THE SADDEST PART IS A ***
STAR CAN MEET A PRESIDENT,
WHERE NONE OF US CAN.
HOT WOMEN HAVE MORE STATUS
THAN ANYBODY ON THE PLANET.
>> I AM NOT SURE I AGREE ABOUT
THE LIMITED MEANS.
DO YOU MEAN MONEY?
>> NO, STATUS.
YOU DON'T NEED STATUS IF YOU
ARE A *** STAR.
>> I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE
SALINA FAN CLUB.
>> WE DID GET A THUMBS UP.
>> DO YOU HAVE A COMMENT ON
THE SHOW?
E-MAIL US AT RED EYE AT FOX
NEWS.COM.
SHERROD, WHEN I AM READING
SOMETHING YOU CAN'T TALK.
>> TO LEAVE A VOICE MAIL CALL
212-462-5050.
STILL TO COME, THE HALF TIME
REPORT FROM MICHAEL MONEY GNAW
HAN.
>> TONIGHT IS HOSTED BY
BEAGLE.
>>> WELCOME BACK.
LET'S FIND OUT IF WE HAVE
GOTTEN ANYTHING WRONG.
FOR THAT WE GO TO MICHAEL
MOYNAHAN.
>> HOW IS IT GOING?
>> GOOD.
>> I LOOKED UP THE KID, LEVI
JOHNSTON.
IT IS JOHNSON, AND HE IS NO
GOOD.
IT IS JOHNSTON AND HE IS NO
GOOD.
I BELIEVE HE IS A NARE DO
WELL.
>> IS HE SOME.
>> HE IS IS A MEDDLING KID.
JAY HE IS A MEDDLING KID.
WHERE DO WE BEGIN HERE?
NASCAR IS BEGINNING THESE
DIFFERENT OCTANES THAT SHERROD
WAS TALKING ABOUT.
THEY GET THE DENTIST STRIP
CLUB ANALOGY.
YOU CAN'T FACT CHECK THINGS
THAT ARE COMPLETELY
INCOHERENT.
JAY MICHAEL?
>> YES.
>> YOU COULD HAVE BROUGHT UP
THE FACT THAT NAYS CAGE USES
E-15 FUEL.
>> THEY DO.
IT IS A ETHANOL MIX AND A
GREAT BOOM TO THE CORN SCAM
AND ALL OF THESE SUBSIDEES.
YOU CAN LOOK IT UP IN HOME.
>> LET ME CALL YOU OUT.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> YOU SAID IF THE EPA
PARTNERS WITH OTHER SPORTS AND
THEN YOU TRAILED OFF ON
SOMETHING.
THEY DO PARTNER WITH OTHER
SPORTS.
THE NHL IS THE FIRST TO JOIN
THE EPA'S GREEN POWER
PARTNERSHIP.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.
SOURCE POWER FROM THE WIND
FARMS.
>> RANGERS.
>> WHAT?
>> RANGERS.
>> OH, THE RANGERS, A HOCKEY
TEAM.
>> THE NHL WAS SO GREEN, GIVE
THE GLACIERS THEIR ICE.
>> THE MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
IS ALSO ACCORDING TO ONE --
>> YANKEES --
>> -- HAS EMERGED WITH A
POWERFUL LEADER IN THE
MOVEMENT.
>> TEAMS ARE IN CANADA AND
CANADA ARE ALREADY BEHIND MORE
THAN THIS COUNTRY.
>> IN WHAT?
>> IN THE GREEN ENERGY.
THEY HAVE THE TAR SOUNDS.
THEY HAVE THE TAR SANDS.
>> I HAVE ONE MORE BONE TO
PICK WITH YOU BECAUSE IMREG IS
ON THE PANEL.
I WANT TO COME BACK AND NOT
FOCUS ON HIM, BUT YOU SAID
THIS CREATES JOBS.
YOU ARE A LIBERTARIAN.
AREN'T THESE MAKE WORK JOBS?
LIKE YOU GIVE A GUY $50 TO DIG
A HOLE AND ANOTHER $50 TO
SHOVEL IT IN.
>>
>> THE BIGGEST WAS ME JOINING
A GYM AND THEN NOT GOING.
>> I STAND BY THAT.
>> I WAS BOTHERED BY JILL
TALKING ABOUT NOT GOING TO THE
GYM ANYMORE.
>> RANGERS.
>> I GO TO JILL'S GYM.
>> I HAVE SEEN HER THERE TOO.
>> I AM INTO SPORTS.
>> JILL WAS SO MUCH MORE
EFFECTIVE.
>> YOU JUST START SHOUTING OUT
MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAMS.
>> YOURS WAS MORE OF A
QUESTION.
>> IF ANDY WAS DOING HALF TIME
HE WOULD BE SO ANNOYED RIGHT
NOW.
>> AND WHAT ABOUT THE FACT
THAT PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT
THIS?
>> COME ON.
>> OKAY.
EVERYBODY SHUT UP.
>> NEW YORK FREE SPEECH.
GREG SAID JILL'S WEBSITE WAS I
HATE MINORITIES.COM.
IT IS IN DENMARK FOR SOME
REASON.
>> THERE IS SUCH A THING
CALLED THE IP ADDRESS THAT
PEOPLE CAN IF THEY ARE
VIOLATING THE LAW BE TRACKED
DOWN AS WE SAW IN THE RECENT
CASE OF THE HACKER GROUP
ANONYMOUS.
>> THAT'S A LOT OF WORK FOR
THE LAYPERSON.
>> A LAYPERSON CAN'T DO THIS.
ONLY AUTHORITIES.
>> SOMEBODY NEEDS AN APP.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT
MEANS SSMENTS -- WHAT THAT
MEANS.
>> I HAVE AN IP ADDRESS, BUT
IT IS A FETISH SITE AND 18 AND
OVER, 18 AND OVER.
>> A DISGUSTING WEBSITE.
GREG, LET ME KEEP GOING BACK
TO YOU.
SEINFIELD HECKLING ANALOGY.
TRUE, BUT THAT IS NOT
ILLEGAL.
THERE IS NO LEGALITY THERE.
THE CLUBS CAN UH -- ADJUDICATE
THINGS AND KICK THEM OUT.
>> THERE IS A FACE-TO-FACE
THING AND YOU CAN ANSWER
PEOPLE BY RESPONDING TO YOU.
ANONYMOUSY CALLERS ARE PEOPLE
HECKLING YOU FROM OUTSIDE THE
CLUB.
PEOPLE LIKE TO FACE THEIR
TORMENTERS.
FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS FOR
PEOPLE WHO WANT TO SAY WHAT
THEY WANT TO SAY.
WE ARE LOOKING AT PEOPLE
TORMENTING OTHER PEOPLE
COWARDLY, AND THAT IS
DIFFERENT.
YOU CAN'T LEGISLATE IT.
ALL I'M SAYING IS THERE HAS TO
BE SOMEWAY WHERE I CAN SAY I
KNOW YOU ARE YOU LITTLE --
>> YES, YOU ARE ON TELL --
TELEVISION.
I WAS GOING TO SAY, IT DID
SOUND --
>> IS THIS A NEW EXPERIMENT
THEY ARE DOING?
DID ONE OF OUR CAMERAMEN HAVE
A HEART ATTACK AND LEAN
AGAINST THE CAMERA?
>> NOBODY IS EVEN QUESTIONING
THE FACT IT HAPPENED.
>> WHY WOULD WE QUESTION
THAT?
>> SOMEBODY IN THE CONTROL
ROOM HAD A STROKE AND LANDED
ON A BUTTON.
>> I'M SURE THEY WILL BE
FINE.
MICHAEL, CONTINUE.
>> I CAN SEE THEM FROM HERE.
HE LOOKS OKAY.
GREG YOU SOUNDED SOFT WE ALL
GET THE RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH.
THE THING THAT IS PROBLEMATIC
IS THE QUOTE FROM THE
LEGISLATOR THERE WHO SAID THIS
SHOULD ELIMINATE BASELESS
POLITICAL ATTACKS.
WHO DECIDES WHAT IS BASELESS
POLITICAL ATTACKS.
>> I AGREE COMPLETELY.
IT IS DANGEROUS TERRITORY.
HOWEVER, THERE HAS TO BE A WAY
FOR SOMEBODY TO BE ABLE TO SAY
I KNOW IT IS YOU.
IT NEEDS TO BE THE EASIER WAY
TO GET AN IP ADDRESS OR
SOMEBODY'S NAME.
FIND OUT WHO IT IS.
IT IS LIKE STAR 69ING.
>> SHOULD THAT BE IN AMERICA?
YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE
WHO POST ANONYMOUSLY BECAUSE
THEY WILL GET KILLED AND GO TO
JAIL.
>> IT IS ALL MOOT BECAUSE THEY
WOULD HAVE TO BE IN NEW YORK
AND THEY COULD OFF LOAD THEM
TO ANOTHER COUNTRY.
>> WHY ARE WE DOING THIS STORY
THEN?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
NOBODY RUNS THEM BY ME.
>> WHAT WAS I SAYING?
ANDY SAID THE BATHROOMS DON'T
HAVE WALLS ANYMORE.
>> MINE DO.
>> I GUESS YOU ARE OLD
SCHOOL.
>> MR. UPTIGHT.
>> I DON'T WANT ANDY LOOKING
AT ME.
>> DO YOU HAVE LOCKS ON YOUR
DOORS TOO?
>> ARE YOU STILL TALKING?
>> UNBELIEVABLE.
>> NOBODY -- WHEN WE WERE
TALKING ABOUT LEVY JOHNSTON
THE ALASKA MULTIMILLIONAIRE
WHO LOST IT IN A UPON SWREE
SCHEME OF JETSKIS.
YOU SAID HE NAMED HIS KID
BARETTA.
YOU ARE ALMOST RIGHT.
IT WAS THE MIDDLE NAME.
IT WAS BREEZE BARETTA.
JILL WAS RIGHT WHEN SHE SAID
THE HUNTING LODGE HE CONCEIVED
OR SHE OR WHATEVER THE GENDER
BREEZE BARETTA IS WAS
CONCEIVED AT A HUNTING LODGE.
I WANT TO READ YOU A QUOTE
THAT IS WALT WHITMAN ESQUE
FROM LITTLE LEVI.
"WE WERE OUT IN THE CABIN FOR
LIKE FOUR DAYS.
I FORGOT THE BIRTH CONTROL"
THIS KID WILL GO FAR.
I THINK ANDY IN HIS LEAD IN
SAID HE IS NOT PUNCTUATION
ACTUAL WITH HIS PAYMENTS.
THAT'S A GENEROUS WAY TO PUT
IT.
HE IS TWO YEARS BEHIND.
>> IF HE MADE A MILLION, WHAT
IS GOING ON THERE?
>> WHO KNOWS?
I TRIED TO FIND OUT WHERE HE
IS MAKING THE MILLION.
IT IS NOT FROM A DEFUNCT
MAGAZINE LIKE "PLAY GIRL."
SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT HE WOULD
GO FAR.
AND HIS BOOK WAS BLURBS MY AN
IRISH CHAT WHO HAS A
TELEVISION SHOW.
AND HE SAID HE IS HONEST.
HE IS STRAIGHT FORWARD.
HE IS NOT EMBARRASSED.
HE SHOULD BE, BUT HE IS NOT.
>> THAT GOES BACK TO WHAT YOU
ARE SAYING.
PEOPLE USED THEM AND THEN
TOSSED THEM ASIDE.
>> A LOT OF PEOPLE MAKE MONEY
IN DIFFERENT WAYS.
FOR EXAMPLE IF YOU LOOK AT THE
BACK PAGES OF A MUSCLE
MAGAZINE YOU CAN BE PAID
HOURLY FOR POSING.
>> YOU'RE TELLING ME.
>> I AM NOT ARGUING.
>> IS THAT THE NIGHT STALKER?
RICHARD RAMIREZ?
>> MAYBE THEY ARE MAKING MONEY
POSING FOR CERTAIN
CELEBRITIES.
>> THE FINAL THING --
>> I AM JUST ASKING
QUESTIONS.
>> I AM OUT OF TIME, BUT I
WANT TO SAY YOUR *** PART
IDEA IS AWESOME AND YOU
TOTALLY STOLE IT FROM GET
SMART.
>> I THOUGHT IT WAS SIMILAR TO
THE OR TAB ASMA TRON.
>> IT IS A MELTING OF THE
TWO.
>> THAT'S WHAT A GREAT
INVENTER DOES.
THANK YOU, GREG FROM AMERICA.
>> THANK YOU.
>> ARE YOU DONE?
>> I THINK I AM DONE.
>> THANKS, MAN.
>> THANK YOU.
>>> COMING UP, DOES WORSHIPING
THE DARK LORD HELP WHEN IT
COMES TO ENTERTAINING
REPORTING.
WE LOOK AT HER NEW BOOK.
FIRST, SHOULD A MAN BE ABLE TO
SUE HIS EXFOR BREAK AN
ENGAGEMENT.
IF IT WAS A NIGHT AT THE
OPERA, HELL N
>>> SHOULD SHE PAY HER PART OF
A BREAKING HIS HEART?
A NEW YORK CITY WOMAN IS -- A
NEW YORK CITY MAN IS SUING HIS
FORMER FIANCEE FOR NIXING
THEIR ENGAGEMENT TWICE IN TWO
YEARS.
CLAIMING SHE SHOULD PAY BACK
HER SHARE OF THE RENT AND THE
MONEY HE PUT DOWN FOR THE
WEDDING.
STEVEN SILVER STEEN, HE
DOESN'T SOUND CHILEAN.
HE PAID IT FOR 15 MONTHS AND
PUT THE DOWN PAYMENT FOR THE
VENUE, DJ, PHOTOGRAPHER,ETT
SET RAW.
NOW HE WANTS HIS EXTO COUGH UP
THE MORE THAN $50,000 SHE OWES
HIM.
SOUNDS LIKE THIS IS A JOB FOR
--
>> LIGHTNING
RRROOOOOOUUUNNNNNDDD.
LIGHTNING ROUND.
>> I HATE THAT GRAPHIC WITH
THE BLAZING HOT FURY.
>> I LIKE IT WITH SHERROD.
>> SHERROD, THE GIRL MOVED
FROM CALIFORNIA TO LIVE WITH
HIM AND SHE PAIRED HER SHARE
OF THE RENT FOR SIX MONTHS.
HE HAS A POINT, DOESN'T HE J.
>> NO.
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.
SOMETIMES GIRLS CHANGE THEIR
MIND.
YOU CAN'T SEE THUMB FOR IT,
NERD.
I DON'T CARE IF IT WAS ONE
ENGAGEMENT OR TWO.
GOOD LUCK GETTING A NEXT
FIANCEE.
YOU ARE THE GUYS WHO SUES
GIRLS?
GOOD LUCK FOR THAT.
JI SHE PLANS TO COUNTER SUE.
CHICKS AM I RIGHT?
WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY ARE
DOING WITH HER MAKE UP?
>> THAT'S NOT THE QUESTION I
SHOULD ANSWER.
SHE SHOULD COUNTER SUE FOR HIM
BEING A WOOS.
HOW DOWRY KINDLE A
RELATIONSHIP?
YOU CAN'T REKINDLE.
HE WASTED HER TIME.
SHE SHOULD SUE HIM FOR WASTING
HER TIME.
>> UNLESS YOU GIVE SOMEBODY
ELSE A KINDLE.
>> SAY SHE GETS IN AN ACCIDENT
AND GETS RECONSTRUCTIVE
SURGERY AND IS DIFFERENT.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
AND DOES PRESIDENT TALK.
AND DOESN'T TALK.
>> JILL WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO
SAY FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR
SO-CALLED GENDER?
>> IF YOU LOOK AT WHAT THEY DO
AND CLEARLY HE GOES I HAVE A
LOT OF MONEY.
LEAVE YOUR HOUSE I WILL PAY
THE RENT AND PLAN A BIG
WEDDING AND THEN IT DIDN'T
WORK OUT.
>> YOU CAN'T PUT A WOMAN ON
LAY AWAY.
I GOT THAT FROM HOBART.
>> BILL, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO
SAY ABOUT YOURSELF.
>> I AM MOLD TWO.
AND WE ARE GROWING THE FACT IF
THEY SPEND $50,000 ON A
WEDDING THAT NEVER HAPPENED
THE REAL CRUELTY IS THE ACT OF
MARRIAGE ITSELF.
DOWN PAYMENT ON THE HOUSE, AN
EXPENSIVE DOG, IT IS BETTER
THAN PUTTING IT ON ONE DAY.
$50,000 FOR A WEDDING THOUGH
IS HALF A CAKE AND A DRESS.
>> THEY WOULD SAY THAT IS
STIMULUS.
>> TIME TO TAKE A BREAK FOR
REAL.
DON'T LEAVE NOW.
THERE IS MORE STUFF TO TALK
ABOUT.
>>> A MISSISSIPPI 6th
GRADER WAS TOLD BY A SCHOOL TO
TURN HIS MARINE CORP T SHIRRED
INSIDE DAB -- T-SHIRT INSIDE
OUT.
THE BOY WAS GIVEN THE SHIRT BY
HIS OLDER BROTHER WHO IS A
MARINE IN AFGHANISTAN.
THE 13-YEAR-OLD'S MOM DECIDED
TO TAKE HIM OUT OF SCHOOL
RATHER THAN BRING A CHANGE OF
LOATHING.
CLOTHING.
THEY SAY THE SHIRT -- THE
SCHOOL IS SUPER CONSERVATIVE
AND LOVE OUR MILITARY, BUT IT
WAS TOO GRAPHIC.
DO YOU BUY THIS COVER UP?
>> IF WE CAN SHOW THAT SHIRT
ON FOX YOU CAN WEAR IT.
THAT'S THE WAY I LOOK AT IT.
YOU HAVE TO MAKE AN EXCEPTION
WITH THIS KID.
IF YOU CARE TAKE DUCT TAPE AND
BLOCK THE GENERAL TILLS.
SHOULD THE SCHOOL HAVE MADE AN
EPGZ EXCEPTION BECAUSE HE GOT
IT FROM HIS BROTHER IN
AFGHANISTAN.
IF YOU ARE BEHIND THAT KID AND
LOOKING AT THING BAY END OF A
DOG YOU ARE NOT HEARING WHAT
SHE IS SAYING.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT IS NOT
LIKE US.
ON FOX THEY WATCH.
AROUND KIDS IT WILL DISTRACT
THE WHOLE CLASS.
BILL, FIRST THEY CAME WITH THE
T-SHIRT, RIGHT?
>> YOIPG IT IS -- I DON'T
THINK IT IS A POEM.
I THINK THE SCHOOL HAS A POI
IT.
IF IT IS SOMETHING THEY FIND
GRAPHIC THEY CAN TAKE IT OFF.
WHEN I WAS A KID I THOUGHT IT
WAS COOL TO COME WITH A SPUDZ
McKENZIE T-SHIRT, BUT I HAD
TO TAKE IT OFF BECAUSE IT
SUPPORTED BEER.
THEN I LEARNED MY FAVORITE
THING.
>> I WAS A ALCOHOLIC.
PERSONALLY THAT WAS NOT
GRAPHIC ENOUGH.
I WANT A CLOSE UP.
>> THE ONLY QUESTION HERE IS
SHOULD THE SCHOOL HAVE MADE AN
EPGZ EXCEPTION BECAUSE IT IS A
MARINE CORP SHIRT.
IF IT WAS NOT A MARINE CORP
SHIRT WE WOULD NOT BE ARGUING
THIS, RIGHT?
>> YES.
I WOULD BE APING GREE IF HE
WAS ON A -- ANGRY IF HE WAS ON
A PLANE AND THEY THREW HIM SOV
THE PLANE.
>> NOT COOL.
THE FATHER OF ALL SORROW WILL
IM ARRIVED AT OXFORD
UNIVERSITY IN A PRIVATE
HELICOPTER.
THE 186 TRIP RELEASED THREE
QUARTERS OF A TON OF CO TWO
INTO THE ATMOSPHERE.
I EVEN TOOK A PICTURE OF HIS
HIP HOP.
>> A PROFESSOR CLAIMS THAT
WILL IM IS HELPING CREATE A
BETTER UNDERSTANDING OF
CLIMATE CHANGES.
BASICALLY IT IS OKAY TO CREATE
CLIMATE CHANGE TO RAISE
AWARENESS.
>> HE IS NOT PARTICIPATING IN
IT?
>> HE IS.
>> HE IS PARTICIPATING, BUT
NOT ACTIVELY.
HE IS COMING IN A HELICOPTER,
BUT TO SAVE YOUR BOUGH FAN
MA -- COR YOU BANANA PEELS.
I HEARD HE TOOK TWO BALD
EAGLES AND THEN MADE THEM TAKE
HIM HOME.
>> HE IS THE FATHER OF ALL
SORROW.
>> THAT IS EDGE LOCK CLEAR
GOOD.
>> SHOULD WE CUT HIM SOMING
SLAY.
HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE 2008.
THERE IS THE REASON WE DID
THAT STORY.
WE CAN DO HOME NOW.
THOSE HIP HOP EAGLES TAKE THEM
HOME.
SO MANY CELEBRITIES DO THIS.
THEY FLY IN PRIVATE JETS AND
THEY SAY ALL OF YOU SHOULD DO
GOOD WORK AND OFFSET WHAT I AM
DOING.
YOU CAN PLANT TREES AND THEN
GET EVERYONE ELSE RESPONSIBLE
FOR THEM.
>> AS SOMEBODY THAT IS AM --
AM PITCH LENT AND HATES
CALLING THEM OUT, I WILL SKIP
YOU.
>> THAT'S FINE.
CAN I MAKE ONE POINT?
THEY DEFEND HIM BECAUSE HE
WRITES AND PERFORMS ABOUT
CLIMATE CHANGE.
HIS SONGS SUCK.
>> I LIKE BLACK EYED PEAS.
>> WE WILLED DIT THAT.
WHAT WOULD TABOO SAY OR DO
ABOUT THIS?
>> ARE YOU REFERRING TO TABOO,
FALLING UP?
WE ARE ?OT GOING TO DO
NEGATIVE -- WE ARE NOT GOING
TO DO NEGATIVE.
IF I MAY?
>> QUICKLY.
>> I LIVE BY THE MAXIM YOU CAN
LEARN A LOT BY LOOKING AT
SOMEONE'S SHOES.
THERE ARE THREE RULES I BUY
BY.
SMELL GOOD, LOOK GOOD AND
TASTE GOOD.
ON THAT NOTE WE WILL CLOSE
THINGS OUT WITH A POST GAME
WRAP UP WITH MICHAEL
>>> ATTENTION ALL GREG GUTFELD
FANS.
GREG WILL BE BACK ON "THE
FIVE" AT 5:00 P.M. EASTERN
TIME.
TOMORROW ON THE NEXT "RED
EYE."
RETURN APPEARANCES FROM MIKE
BAKER AND NICKY AND TOM SHALOU
AND MAYBE GREG WILL SHOW UP.
WHO KNOWS?
TIME TO GO BACK TO MICHAEL
MOYNAHAN FOR THE POST GAME
WRAP UP.
>> IT CAME UP AND IT IS A
QUOTE AND NOT A POEM.
SHERROD, ARE YOU THERE?
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE
GMA?
>> I AM GOING TO BE ON "GOOD
MORNING AMERICA" FROM JULY
9th TO SEPTEMBER SOMETHING.
WE WILL TALK ABOUT HOT TOPICS
TOPICS AND POP CULTURE STUFF
WITH ROBIN ROBERTS AND JOSH.
I WILL BE ON TWO TO THREE
TIMES A WEEK.
THAT'S BIG NEWS.
WHAT IS THE LATEST ON THE
BLOG?
>> I WILL UPDATE IT RIGHT
NOW.
ONCE I REALIZE YOU ARE ON GOOD
MORE THAN AMERICA I HAVE TO
SWITCH IT ALL UP.
>> GREGE, HOW IS THE BOOK --
GREG, HOW IS THE BOOK COMING
ALONG?
>> GREAT.
IT IS ALMOST FINISHED.
IT WILL RIP THE LID OFF OF
THINGS.
>> FANTASTIC.
>> ANDY, THAT'S ALL I HAVE.
>> MICHAEL, A SPECIAL THANKS
ALSO TO JILL AND BILL AND GREG