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any sambar dallas spoke at harvard's commencement speech and we have the
elevate now in december and of course to mess announce a very funny guys he's on
about on hand in this video and he gives a speech to harvard graduate the swatch
things and uh... that's the arc to make a difference
and after some cheap applause okay
it's real talk
it comes from and sold so with that
yes not bal
going well
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pack
yes many of the aircraft is respected make it to the states that they get so
they can all their drool
that in the end i feel i'm on the truly qualified to give you three simple test
on how to succeed in life
couple of months
matured young instead box
for him
open the box
and that's
what you do
that was great and i would have enjoyed that my graduation only my parents
wouldn't like i'm thinking about my integrity translate sitting in let this
economy going with this inbox might want to do that why would she know junkins
yeah but he did say it isn't the issue on the top of that they would understand
john that a lot of parents there though i didn't think about that actually this
is obviously what that yeah they definitely did i thought that was larry
is and graduations are insanely boring
mumbai remember both of my graduations and they were both insanely boring in
fact
online did something a little shady for my grab when i've got my master's degree
using a two-and-a-half-hour along thing
and i was just there to hear my name
definitely afraid so after they called my name i got my diploma whatever
uh... my classmate who was like
eight-and-a-half months pregnant at that point
had already made and she actually had already made an
plants in the united nations the pink
called and
innocent not plans like collins
arrangements arrangements under one dollar and slipped my mind initiate
already made arrangements to leave after they called her name
so i made sure to sitting right next summer so we both went up at the same
time
she called they called her names you got a diploma they called my name i got my
diploma
and then i just all of her right now
because it's so boring i don't want to hear joe shmoe give a commencement
speech idon't some universities have great people like brocco bomber with
most here is that i don't
yes at the but not most universities don't uh... so but happy candy san
bernardo on some things that will be in the passive says the real third-party
frank there goes
among politicians kind of entertaining and i'd be i'd be excited about that but
they've had the past will ferrell conan o'brien resident re famous suspicion
showed up on you tube and sasha baron cohen
just for the rest of the comedians every year for the much
that's really the market singer graduation is enjoyable elsa like that
he did he not only cleaned up by things about the subpoenas being made same sex
friendly insufferable him or her right right now delivery but it is a classic
that yet you know looking out for gay rights of evidence that for my
graduation very quickly we had quincy jones speak
at school and the one thing i remember you couldn't really hear what he was
saying was the time but the one thing that he said that was totally relevant
was that when you get to my exam in sex is like she wouldn't pull with a rope
but
really that uh...
i think that molded about sees he said
the commencement speakers