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We call elevators "lifts"!
SIV-ART PRODUCTIONS
Untitled Web Series About A Space Traveler Who Can Also Travel Through Time
BOYISH THE EXTRAORDINARY, Part 3 by Eric Loya & Travis Richey
Piper!
Proceed with caution!
This is Boyish the Extraordinary. He is wily and cunning and is always, always to be feared.
This looks like the room of a very old child...
Oh! Hello! I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was meant to have company!
Eh. Always happy to meet new people, I suppose!
How can I help you two?
Don't play dumb with us, Boyish. You know full well why we're here.
Wait-- THIS is "Boyish the Extraordinary?"
Really?
I warned you not to let your guard down.
Well, yeah, but I mean--
I'm sorry!
Who are you now?
You needn't try to fool me, Boyish.
I may look different than when last we met, but you know damned well I'm The Inspector!
Terribly sorry, it's not ringing a bell...
"Inspector", you say? I just...
Enough childishness!
Hey, look, this is as awkward for me as it is for you, I promise you that!
I wish that I remembered you, I do, I do! It's just... "Inspector", eh?
Inspector what?
Inspector, I think he genuinely doesn't recognize you!
Oh, he knows me, all right.
Do you know what I think the problem is?
Is that "Inspector" is such a common word, do you know what I mean?
I mean, it's not a name-- it's not a name!
It's like... "Doctor", right? I mean if anything it's a job title.
I mean, I suppose "THE" Inspector makes it a BIT more specific, but even so, it's just--
Inspector, he doesn't know you.
It's true! It's true! I don't...
Well... either that, or I'm intentionally making you doubt yourself...
Forcing you to play my game...
Stalling for... TIME.
(heavy door rattles)
Piper, flee.
What?
Well, I believe he wants you to retreat, with urgency. Skedaddle. Trot off. Rush away!
Exit, but faster! Save yourself...
Be going, now.
Do they call you BOYish because you look kind of like a kid?
I... I'm immortal... you... girl. FOR-E-VER.
Just because I take care of myself--
Or is it BoyISH becasue you got a bit of an androgynous thing about you?
Piper.
Okay, I don't even get that.
Piper! Flee!
Right! Right, sorry!
What's behind the door, Boyish?
I don't even know! Let's find out, shall we??
TO BE CONTINUED
Announcer: Did The Inspector really want Piper to do all those synonyms for "flee"?
Why was Boyish wearing goggles??
And TWO Inspectors -- WHAT???
I can't imagine we could possibly answer all of these questions next week!
Same Space Channel...
Same... Space Time!