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OH, NO, MAN.
YEAH. HEY, MAN, HEY. HEY, MAN.
HEY, MAN. HEY, MAN.
HEY, MAN, YOU THAT MAN--YOU THAT, UH...
YOU THAT MAN ON THAT TV SHOW ON THE HBO, RIGHT, MAN?
THAT'S YOU, MAN, RIGHT?
YEAH, YEAH. RIGHT.
YOU'RE ON THAT SHOW WITH THE BALD MAN
AND THAT LADY WITH THEM TEETH?
THAT'S YOU? THAT'S YOU? WHAT'S THAT SHOW?
CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM.
CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM.
THAT'S IT, MAN. THAT'S IT.
CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM.
THAT'S GOOD, HEY, MAN, HEY. HEY, MAN,
HEY, THAT'S A FUNNY SHOW, MAN.
THAT'S A FUNNY SHOW, MAN.
THAT'S WHERE Y'ALL BE TAKING THE COMEDY TO A WHOLE 'NOTHER LEVEL
ON THAT SHOW, MAN.
IT'S FOR REAL, MAN.
IT'S UP HERE, MAN. IT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? HA HA!
UH... WELL, THANK YOU.
YEAH, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE THIS, EH?
YOU KNOW WHY? 'CAUSE IT'S LIKE THIS, MAN.
IT'S LIKE HERE'S TWO AND A HALF MEN
RIGHT HERE, AND HERE CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM RIGHT HERE, MAN.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
THAT'S A WHOLE 'NOTHER LEVEL. HA HA HA!
WELL, I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT, MAN. THANK YOU.
IT'S IS, MAN.
HEY. HEY, MAN. YOU KNOW, UH...
REMEMBER THAT ONE EPISODE, MAN,
WHEN THE BALD DUDE, HE HAD--HE HAD--
HE WAS GOING, HE WAS LIKE, [COUGHING]
YEAH. THE *** HAIR.
YEAH. THE *** HAIR. *** HAIR. THAT'S RIGHT, MAN!
HE HAD A *** HAIR STUCK IN HIS THROAT. HA HA!
THAT'S WHY YOU GOT SO GOOD, MAN. THAT'S CUTTING EDGE.
THAT'S A WHOLE 'NOTHER LEVEL RIGHT THERE.
IT WAS FUN.
IT WAS A FUN EPISODE
FOR YOU, WASN'T IT? HEE HEE! YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD WRITING THERE, RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S 'CAUSE Y'ALL GOT GOOD WRITERS.
THAT'S WHAT I THINK.
ACTUALLY, THE SHOW'S IMPROVISED.
OK, OK, YEAH. ALL RIGHT. YEAH, YEAH. YOU IMPROVISING THE--OK,
YOU GONNA DO THE WHOLE IMPROVISATIONAL IMPROMPTU THING
AND TAKE THAT ON UP TO THE H.N.L.
H.N.L. WHAT IS THAT?
WHOLE 'NOTHER LEVEL.
YEAH, BUT DOESN'T "WHOLE" START WITH A "W"?
YOU KNOW WHAT? ALPHABETICALLY, THAT IS CORRECT.
THAT'S RIGHT, MAN. WHEN YOU PUT--
ALPHABETICALLY. THAT'S HOW THEY'RE DOING IT.
WHEN YOU PUT IT ALPHABETICALLY,
THAT'S THE WAY IT IS, MAN.
YOU A SHARP MAN, MAN.
YOU JUST TOOK THE W.N.L. TO THE H.N.L.
THAT'S WHAT YOU DID.
THAT WAS GOOD.
YOU'RE SMART, MAN. YOU'RE SMART.
HEY, MAN. HEY, MAN.
CAN I TELL YOU-- LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, MAN.
OK. I'M SORRY.
IT'S OK. IT'S A THING I HAVE.
IT'S NOT ABOUT ME PARTICULARLY.
NO, IT'S NOT YOU.
BUT I REALLY GOT TO, YOU KNOW--
YOU GOTTA DO THIS THING?
LET ME JUST ASK YOU ONE THING.
OK, ONE THING.
YOU ON THE TV, SO YOU MUST BE GETTIN'
ALL THE LADIES, RIGHT, MAN?
YOU JUST GOT WOMEN LAYIN' AROUND
EVERYWHERE, DON'T YOU, MAN?
THEY'RE JUST LAYING ON THE FLOOR.
YOU'D THINK. YOU'D THINK,
OH, OF COURSE YOU ARE,
'CAUSE WHO WANTS HOS LAYING AROUND THE HOUSE ALL DAY
TRYING TO STEAL YOUR MONEY?
DON'T NOBODY NEED THAT.
NO. I'VE GOT CHILDREN.
I DON'T LIKE HOS HANGING WITH MY CHILDREN.
YOU DON'T NEED THAT, MAN,
AND YOU KNOW, THE HO IS HERE, CHILDREN UP HERE.
WHOLE 'NOTHER LEVEL.
THERE YOU GO. YOU'RE GETTING IT NOW.
HOLLA LAMA LAMA.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
HEY, MAN, BUT LET ME JUST SAY,
YOUR WIFE, THOUGH-- BUT DON'T LIE, THOUGH--
BUT DON'T LIE. YOUR WIFE IS A MODEL, THOUGH.
SHE A SUPERMODEL, THOUGH, RIGHT? RIGHT?
NO. SHE'S NOT EVEN IN THE INDUSTRY.
OF COURSE SHE AIN'T IN THE INDUSTRY, MAN,
'CAUSE SHE A REAL PERSON.
SHE AIN'T GONNA BE NO PLASTIC MODEL LIKE THAT, MAN.
NO, MAN. I MEAN, SHE AIN'T GOTTA BE PRETTY.
NO. SHE'S PRETTY.
YOU A MOVIE, BIG TV STAR. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
SHE HOT AS HELL. YEAH. SHE FINE. YEAH.
OH, YEAH, SHE'S FINE.
WELL, IT'S BEEN VERY NICE MEETING YOU.
I REALLY GOTTA GET GOING HERE.
NO. I REALLY--
I GOTTA GET MOVING.
YOU GOTTA GET MOVING?
SO YOU SITTIN' IN THAT CHAIR
AND WHEN I CAME UP, YOU WASN'T DOIN'
MUCH OF NOTHIN', SO, BUT YOU GOT TO--
I WAS LOOKING AT MY SCRIPT.
OK. DON'T GO THERE WITH ME.
ALL RIGHT. I WON'T DO THAT, MAN.
BE NICER TO ME.
I'M GONNA BE NICE TO YOU, MAN.
I KNOW, I KNOW. I WAS NICE TO YOU.
I TALKED TO YOU
FOR LONGER THAN I'VE EVER TALKED TO ANYBODY.
[LAUGHS] FOR REAL?
YEAH.
MAN, I CAN'T-- YOU ARE SO CHARITABLE, MAN.
HERE. I'LL GIVE YOU MY AUTOGRAPH.
HERE YOU GO.
PUT YOUR JOHN HANCOCK.
MY NAME IS
EUGENE...
STRUTHERS.
STRUTHERS?
LIKE SALLY STRUTHERS, BUT I AIN'T WHITE, YOU KNOW.
IS IT SPELLED THE SAME WAY?
IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME WAY, MAN.
HEY, MAN, HELP THE CHILDREN.
HEH! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
I WROTE, "STAY HANDSOME."
"STAY HANDSOME." I WILL, MAN. I WILL.
OH, SEE, YOU DIDN'T JUST SIGN YOUR NAME.
YOU TOOK IT TO THE WHOLE 'NOTHER LEVEL.
THANK YOU.
SURE.
WAIT. JEFF GARLIN?
THAT'S ME.
OH, DAMN, MAN. I THOUGHT YOU WAS LARRY DAVID.
MAN, THIS WHOLE AUTOGRAPH
JUST WENT DOWN TO A WHOLE 'NOTHER LEVEL.
DAMN, MAN. SEE, I THOUGHT--
I WAS ALL MIXED UP. I THOUGHT--
I THOUGHT HE WAS THE BIG ONE
AND YOU THE BIG ONE.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS, MAN.
LARRY DAVID. JEFF--
I CAN'T GET NO MONEY ON EBAY FOR THIS, MAN.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
HEY, WHO WANT AN AUTOGRAPH?
ANYBODY WANT AN AUTOGRAPH?