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Hi guys, today we're gonna be playing, like, the hardest game in the whole world, maybe.
I've seen tool assisted speed runs on YouTube
Yeah, a tool assisted speed run isn't really legitimate, is it?
I've shown you the title screen because it's like
Preparing for a really scary ride on
A fairground or something.
Let's do it then, shall we?
Or let's TRY to do it.
You just mash the A button, really.
That's all you've got.
And yeah, you can't kill the rubber duck
Rubber ducks are indispensable, you can't oppose them.
The rubber ducks will just *** you up.
You'd think that I'm doing really good, right now, but I'm not.
I've just memorized this whole thing.
I've played this over and over again because I get killed
Every single 5 seconds.
Oh, I got killed. Yep, 1 hit and you go back to the
Beginning or back to your checkpoint
But I never reach it unfortunately so yeah.
Oh, what, I can't touch the bridge?
He can't even touch a bit of wood? Really?
I can understand banging your head onmetal but wood? Oh, come on!
Silver Surfer is meant to be strong.
He's meant to have supernatural powers.
I skewered my hands
On spikes when I was three years old
And blood gushed out of me; I didn't even cry.
You fall of your board and cry.
It's like, they weren't even taking this game seriously.
They took Silver Surfer, an awesome icon from Marvel and made him into a
Mockery, like a soft ***.
Why would you do this to Silver Surfer?
The programmers weren't taking this seriously.
At least the framerate is being friendly, it's being decent as it *** should be.
This could leak into a three - parter of me.
I guess that Terminator 2: The Arcade Game was worth being leaked into a four - parter.
At least it didn't have legendary difficulty, where as this does. Look at that!
You can only get 3 characters onto the screen. I hate it, I really hate that.
Some other games have that, some good games like Shaq Fu
And extraordinarily hard games like this.
It's not bad , in everything else
Kind of category but
Gameplay is where it reaches horrible
Because it's too hard.
So yeah, I might make 5 parts
1 being each level.
My framerate is playing good so I might as well make the most of it
While it runs smoothly.