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Teacher: Alright class we are going to get started today with a roll-call.Steve Rodgers?
Captain America: Reporting for duty.
Teacher: Tris Prior?
Tris: Here
Teacher: Lego Girl?
Lego girl: Here.
Teacher: Noah? Noah? Noah!
Noah: Oh here!
Teacher: Alright class...
Captain America: Hey Tris, what are you doing friday night?
Tris: I don't know, maybe practicing my hand-to-hand combat. What about you?
Captain America: Well.. uh.. you know my new movie is showing at Lowry Mall!
Tris: (unimpressed) oh really?
Captain America: Yeah! Throughout the summer, Mizzou shows top blockbusters at Lowry Mall for free!
Tris: Oh really? Like what movies?
Captain America: Well, there's Divergent, Lego Movie, Noah, Draft Day and of course... MY MOVIE! Captain America, Winter Soldier! (American themed music plays in background)
Captain America: So hey we've got the day off from classes on Independence Day, maybe you would want to go to the lake with me or something?
Tris: Can't. I've got hand-to-hand combat that day.
Captain America: (disappointed) Oh.. I see. Well hey you know I know a thing or two about one on one combat. ha.
Tris: Oh really.
Captain America: Yeah...
Teacher: Alright class, time for group work. Find a partner and get working.
Lego Girl: Tris will you pleeeaaase be partners with Noah?
Tris: Why?
Lego Girl: Do you remember last time I was partners with Noah?
Tris: I'm sure he didn't mean anything by it.
Lego Girl: Look at him.
Tris: FINE.
Noah: On the second day of the six month summer session will start. One the 27th day of the six month it will end!!
Lego Girl: Wait...WHAT?
Noah: The end... is coming.
Captain America: I've got to contact HQ!
Lego Girl: We're all gonna die!
Captain America: HQ? It's Captain America!
Tris: You guys! Guys guys guys, he is just saying that the first round of summer classes start on June 2nd and ends on June 27th.
Captain America: Oh.
Noah: On the 30th day of the 6th month
Tris: Noah they already know when classes start and end. They checked the academic calendar on the MU website.
Noah: But do they know where they can receive shelter and vitals for the summer?
Tris: Yeah they do! The Residence Halls are open from May 30th to June 27th through the first four week session and for the second four week session, they're open June 29th through July 26th. Why am I telling you this? The info is on the ResLife website. Noah, show them what you just discovered.
Noah: Behold!
All: Whoa!
Captain America: A symbol of freedom and hope.
Tris: It's beautiful.
Lego Girl: Everything is awesome!
Noah: Be fruitful and Multiply.
All: Yeah!