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Before I was a potted plant I used to be in McNamara's Band.
da-da-da-do-da-do-da-de-de-da-da-da
When the Irish tell ya St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland, what they don't
tell ya is he's the only one that ever saw any snakes.
Can you hear me? Is this thing on?
I don't know if the mic's broken or I'm speaking plant language.
You gotta keep living baby. Because dying is a pain, you might come back as a flower.
When-Irish-hearts-are-happy
The-world-seems-bright-and-gay
When-Irish-eyes-are-smil-ool-aaal-laaa-innnng
If I said this was a rock concert you'd know it was a sham.
A lady came up to me and said I wasn't very annoying. I said I'm not supposed to be.
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, your wife is calling, you told her you'd be home straight from work.
Oh-Danny-Boy-the-pipes-the-pipes-are-calling
I see a lot of folks, off from their job today, at the bar, enjoying the show. Oh, you hate
your job. Why didn't you say so. There's a support group. It's called everybody, and
they meet at the bar.
I followed a rainbow to the end. I didn't find any gold. The Leprechaun told me, it's
a double rainbow, I gotta check the other one. when I got to the end of the rainbow
and saw that pot of gold, I turned from a shamrock to a shamwow.
why-are-there-so-many-songs-about-rainbows
It's great that I have four clovers, instead of three, but I got almost nothing else, so
don't be too impressed.
I feel like I'm supposed to have a hat on the other leaf too.
I'm-looking-over-a-four-leaf-clover-that-I-over-looked-before
I-could-be-sober-or-just-not-hungover
I gotta go. Good night! If you're walking your dog, don't let him anywhere near the
clover patch.