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>> OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL LIKE THIS.
♪ YOU FOUND ME ♪
♪ IN THE DARKEST NIGHT ♪
♪ YOU'RE MY ANGEL ♪
♪ YOU SAVED MY LIFE ♪
ERIC HAS NO IDEA THAT I HAVE
WRITTEN A SONG FOR OUR WEDDING
CALLED I DO.
♪ I DO ♪
♪ I DO ♪
>> DO YOU WANT--CAN YOU WALK
DOWN THE AISLE TO THAT IN THE
CATHOLIC CHURCH?
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
>> THAT'S DUMB.
[laughing]
>> AREN'T YOU CATHOLIC?
>> YEAH.
>> ALL RIGHT.
JEEZ.
>> SO HOW DID IT GO LAST NIGHT
WITH YOUR MAN?
>> GOOD.
>> SYDNEY HAS A NEW BOYFRIEND.
HIS NAME IS TIM.
DO YOU GUYS CUDDLE?
>> WE CAN CUDDLE.
>> YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING.
>> MM-MM.
>> KISSING?
>> MM-HMM.
>> OKAY, GOOD.
>> TIM AND I MET THROUGH A
MUTUAL FRIEND.
HE IS VERY FLIRTY AND LIKES ME,
AND HE KNOWS THAT I'M VIRGINAL.
>> ♪ I'LL WAIT FOR YOU ♪
>> Y'ALL, THAT'S LAME.
>> ♪ NO MATTER WHAT I DO ♪
>> I DON'T LIKE THAT.
>> ♪ KEEP THOSE *** ON ♪
♪ KEEP THOSE BOXERS ON ♪
♪ DON'T LET ME SEE YOUR *** ♪
>> ♪ NOT YET ♪
♪ TILL MY WEDDING NIGHT ♪
♪ WHAT, YEAH, COME ON ♪
♪ GONNA TAKE IT ALL OFF ♪
>> YEAH, NO.
NOT ANYMORE.
>> BABY!
>> DO WE HAVE TOILET PAPER?
>> WE NEED TOILET PAPER.
ERIC AND I NEED TO STOP AT THE
GROCERY STORE.
WE'VE GOT A LOT OF FRIENDS AND
FAMILY COMING IN THIS WEEK FOR
THE WEDDING, SO WE NEED TO GO
JUST TO PICK UP A FEW EXTRA
THINGS.
SHOULD WE GET CHARMIN?
>> CHARMIN?
>> CHARMIN.
>> JESSICA CALLS IT "CHARMING,"
LIKE, YOU KNOW, IT'S CHARMING TO
THE BODY.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
HEY, LET'S GET MORE, 'CAUSE WE
GOT ABOUT SEVEN BATHROOMS.
>> THAT'S A LOT OF BUTTHOLES TO
WIPE.
>> LOT OF BUTTHOLES.
>> WANT TO GET ANY APPLE JUICE,
BABE?
[laughing]
BABY!
>> WHO IS THAT HOT, SEXY GUY?
>> IS THAT WEIRD, SEEING
YOURSELF?
>> YES. IT'S A LITTLE AWKWARD.
>> MM. THIS IS FAMILIAR FOR ME.
>> I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S
INAPPROPRIATE, BUT IT WAS A
LITTLE TOO MUCH P.D.A., YOU
KNOW, FOR MY EYES.
>> [laughing]
HE JUST HAS SUCH A BIG BULGE.
OH, DON'T DO THAT!
ARE YOU EMBARRASSED?
>> LET'S GO.
>> AW.
I HAVE DECIDED THAT I REALLY
WANT TO DO A BOUDOIR PHOTO SHOOT
FOR ERIC.
>> HI.
>> HI.
>> HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD.
MY WHOLE PLAN IS TO DO THIS
PHOTO SHOOT AND THEN DELIVER HIM
THE BOOK ALL WRAPPED UP WITH ALL
THE PICTURES IN THERE ON THE
MORNING OF OUR WEDDING.
>> YOU'VE NEVER DONE A BOUDOIR
SHOOT BEFORE.
>> NO, I NEVER HAVE.
AND I'M, LIKE, KIND OF NERVOUS.
>> ARE YOU NERVOUS?
>> YEAH, 'CAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN
THIS NAKED IN FRONT OF
STRANGERS.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
I WOULD START IN THE OUTFIT YOU
FEEL THE VERY MOST COMFORTABLE
IN.
>> YEAH.
>> SO YOU CAN HAVE ALL THAT
CONFIDENCE FOR THE REST OF THE
SHOOT.
>> OKAY.
I HAVE MY MAMA COME TO ALL THE
PHOTO SHOOTS THAT SHE CAN MAKE
IT TO.
SHE JUST PUTS ME AT EASE AND
MAKES ME FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE.
OKAY.
>> OH, YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.
>> SOME PEOPLE MAY THINK IT'S
STRANGE THAT MY MOM COMES TO A
SEXY PHOTO SHOOT, BUT I THINK
THEY'RE STRANGE.
THEY SHOULD BE CLOSER TO THEIR
MOMS.
>> HOLY COW.
YOU KNOW, IF YOU'VE GOT IT,
FLAUNT IT.
>> MY LITTLE TIPS AND TRICKS--
WHATEVER IS CLOSEST TO THE LENS
LOOKS LARGEST.
SO, IF YOU KEEP THE BUTT BACK
AND CHEST FORWARD A LITTLE BIT--
>> LIKE THIS?
>> YEP. PERFECT.
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT.
THIS?
>> THAT'S CUTE.
>> JUST...
>> MM-HMM.
>> I KNOW THERE'S CERTAIN ANGLES
THAT JESSICA WILL NOT LIKE.
THERE YOU GO.
OH, PRETTY, PRETTY.
SO I KNOW THAT SHE'S GOT TO POP
HER CLAVICLE OR TURN A CERTAIN
WAY TO MAKE SURE THE ANGLE IS
THE MOST FLATTERING FOR HER.
OKAY, YOUR SHOULDER POPPED LIKE
THAT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL, JESS.
PERFECT.
TIGHTEN 'EM UP, JESS.
>> [laughing]
>> I'M SO SORRY.
I CAN'T HELP MYSELF.
>> CHIN OUT JUST A LITTLE BIT.
[camera shutter clicking]
GREAT!
>> [laughing]
>> I THINK THAT'S A WRAP.
>> COME PLAY WITH ME!
>> WAIT.
HOLD ON.
[chair clatters]
YO.
>> COME ON.
>> DO Y'ALL WANT TO STOP DOING
THAT SO WE CAN START THE SEATING
CHART?
>> OKAY, SYD, I GUESS SO.
>> NOW THAT ALL THE RSVPs HAVE
COME IN, WE CAN FINALLY START
MAKING THE SEATING CHART.
>> SYD, I GOT THINGS TO DO.
>> WE NEED TO GET THIS DONE,
LIKE, ASAP.
>> I THOUGHT WE ALREADY GAVE YOU
OUR SUGGESTIONS.
>> WE JUST GOT TO, LIKE, ADD A
COUPLE MORE THINGS.
THEN WE'LL BE DONE.
>> WE'LL JUST PUT ALL THE BORING
PEOPLE TOGETHER AND ALL THE FUN
PEOPLE TOGETHER.
>> HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE AT EACH
TABLE?
>> WE COULD DO, LIKE, 30...
OR LESS.
>> 30 AT A TABLE? OKAY.
>> YEAH, PUT ALL THE HOT SINGLES
NEXT TO OTHER SINGLES.
>> YEAH, WE NEED TO SET PEOPLE
UP.
>> YEAH, I WANT TO HOOK SOME
PEOPLE UP.
>> WE COULD HAVE A BUSINESS
TABLE.
>> YEAH.
>> OH, YEAH.
>> PUT ALL THE MANAGERS AND
AGENTS TOGETHER.
DO YOU THINK YOU'LL GET HAIR
GROWING OUT OF YOUR EARS ONE
DAY?
>> I THINK HE WILL.
>> I HOPE NOT.
>> DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE?
>> YOU THINK THEY GOT, LIKE,
NAIR FOR EARS?
OW!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> THEY DON'T HAVE NAIR FOR
EARS.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
>> YOU HAD EYELASHES ON YOUR
FACE.
WE'RE TRYING TO HELP YOU.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA GET ME FOR
MY WEDDING GIFT?
>> YOU DON'T WANT HIM TO TELL
YOU.
>> YEAH.
>> WHAT'D YOU GET ME?
>> YOU'LL FIND OUT.
>> YOU'RE GONNA LIKE THE GIFT
I GOT YOU.
>> YEAH?
>> YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.
>> YOU GOT ME A GIFT?
>> YEAH, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO.
>> I KNOW.
>> YOU DIDN'T GET ME A GIFT?
>> NO, I GOT YOU A GIFT.
>> YOU DIDN'T GET IT?
>> I GOT YOU A GIFT.
I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU.
I GOT NO IDEA WHAT I'M GONNA GET
HER.
>> YOU SHOULD GET ME A [bleep]
BOOK.
>> OF HIS?
>> OF LOTS OF PICTURES OF YOUR
WIENER.
THAT WAY, I FLIP THE PAGE, AND
IT'S IN ITS LITTLE OUTFITS.
>> WHAT IS THAT?
>> OW!
>> OH, WAIT.
LET'S DO THE SEATING CHART.
>> [sighs]
WHEN JESS ASKED ME WHAT I GOT
HER FOR A WEDDING PRESENT,
I TOTALLY FORGOT, I GUESS.
I ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN IN MIND,
GOING IN.
BUT, YOU KNOW, UM...
HEY, SYD?
>> YEAH?
>> COME HERE.
I HOPE SYDNEY HAS SOME GREAT
IDEAS, BECAUSE RIGHT NOW I'M
DRAWING BLANKS.
I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I WANT
TO DO.
>> SHE'S WEARS THIS--
>> SHE'S OBSESSED WITH HER
NECKLACES.
>> YEAH, THOSE NECKLACES.
I DON'T THINK SHE'S--IT'S JUST
SHE WEARS THOSE TWO...
>> EVERY DAY.
>> EVERY DAY. SO THERE'S NO--
>> I WANT IT TO BE SOMETHING SHE
CAN WEAR EVERY DAY, THAT SHE CAN
REMEMBER OUR WEDDING AND BE
LIKE, "OH, WOW, THIS WAS THE
BEST DAY OF MY LIFE."
>> OKAY, SO YOU'RE LOOKING AT
YOUR HAND.
DO YOU WANT TO GET HER A RING?
'CAUSE YOU LOOKED AT YOUR HAND.
>> I MEAN, WHAT WOULD BE GOOD--
LIKE, AN ANKLE BRACELET OR WHAT?
>> WELL, THAT WOULD JUST BE
DUMB.
>> YEAH, SO THE RING IS THE ONLY
IDEA.
>> [laughing] OKAY, GOD.
>> I NEED TO CALL D.T.
I NEED TO COORDINATE THIS.
I NEED SOMEONE TO GO WITH ME TO
GET A GIFT.
I DON'T WANT IT TO BE YOU,
'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA TELL HER.
>> I'M NOT GONNA TELL HER.
>> OKAY.
SEE YOU, SYD.
>> BYE.
>> SINCE ALL OF MY GIRLS ARE IN
TOWN FOR THE BIG DAY, I HAVE
ARRANGED FOR US GIRLS TO GO OUT,
HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF FUN AT A
PIANO BAR, AND JUST LET LOOSE.
>> HEY, GUYS.
>> SPEAK OF THE DEVIL.
>> HELLO!
>> ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?
>> WE ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU.
>> WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOUR
WEDDING NEXT YEAR TO TIM.
>> Y'ALL, STOP.
YOU'RE GONNA SCARE HIM.
>> DID YOU GUYS MAKE OUT?
>> NO.
>> DID YOU GET SOME TONGUE IN
THERE?
>> NO.
>> DID HE SEE YOUR ***?
>> NO.
>> DO YOU WANT TO LICK HIS NIPS?
>> NO!
>> DO YOU THINK HE'S GONNA EVER
LET YOU SEE IT?
>> JESSICA, STOP.
>> DO YOU THINK IT'S BIG?
>> OH, MY GOD.
LIKE, STOP TALKING.
>> DO YOU THINK HE'LL LET YOU
JUST SEE THE TIP?
LIKE, JUST SLIGHTLY UNDER THE
JEANS, LIKE THIS?
>> TIM AND I JUST STARTED SEEING
EACH OTHER, AND JESS PICKS ON ME
AND TEASES ME.
I'M JUST--LIKE, STOP.
HE LIKES ME FOR ME, NOT MY
***.
>> WHOA!
>> GIRLS...
>> HI!
>> THE LIMO'S HERE.
>> WHAT TIME IS IT?
>> TIME TO GO.
>> HI!
DON'T WORRY.
THANK YOU, HONEY.
YOUR *** LOOKS PRETTY IN
THOSE PANTS.
I CAN SEE THE BULGE.
ERIC IS SO TALL, SO MUSCULAR.
HIS BODY IS JUST GOOD.
IT WAS--IT WAS HOT.
[laughs]
LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
>> ALL RIGHT! WHOO!
>> WHOO!
>> WHOO-WHOO!
[cork pops]
[all scream]
>> OKAY, SO TELL US HOW YOU MET
TIM.
>> WELL...
>> I JUST WANT TO KNOW THE GOOD
STUFF, BECAUSE YOU TWO ARE
WAITING FOR MARRIAGE.
>> WHAT IF IT DOESN'T WORK ON
THE MARRIAGE NIGHT?
LIKE, WHAT IF...
>> IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A LOT OF
WIENERS, YOU'RE NOT GONNA KNOW
IF IT'S BIG OR LITTLE.
LIKE, WHENEVER I HAD SEX WITH
ERIC, I DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS
SMALL OR IF IT WAS BIG.
I TOOK A PICTURE OF IT AND SENT
IT TO MAMA.
AND I WAS LIKE, "MOM, IS THIS A
BIG WIENER, OR IS THIS A LITTLE
WIENER?"
AND SHE WAS LIKE,
"NO, THAT'S A NICE SIZE.
PLEASE DON'T SEND ME PICTURES OF
YOUR BOYFRIENDS' WIENERS
ANYMORE."
ARE WE HERE?
>> WE'RE HERE!
>> [screams]
>> MY SON IS SUCH A BIG FAN OF
HIS.
IS IT OKAY IF I TAKE A PICTURE
WITH HIM?
>> EVERYWHERE WE GO, PEOPLE WILL
INTERRUPT US 'CAUSE THEY WANT A
PICTURE.
I MEAN, DENVER IS A HUGE
FOOTBALL TOWN, SO PEOPLE JUST GO
NUTS.
YOU GUYS THINK THAT WE'RE
INTENSE IN PUBLIC, I MEAN,
IMAGINE WHAT IT'S LIKE BEHIND
CLOSED DOORS.
I MEAN, WE ARE IN LOVE.
[laughs]
>> TODAY I'M GOING IN THE STUDIO
WITH ALYSSA, AND WE ARE
RECORDING I DO.
LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN FIT IN
THERE WHILE I'M HERE.
OKAY.
♪ WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER ♪
♪ I PROMISE YOU THIS ♪
>> HEY, THAT WAS GREAT.
>> I THINK WE GOT IT.
>> WANT TO COME IN?
>> YEAH.
♪ YOU FOUND ME ♪
♪ IN THE DARKEST NIGHT ♪
♪ YOU'RE MY ANGEL ♪
♪ YOU SAVED MY LIFE ♪
♪ I CAN'T BELIEVE ♪
♪ WE'RE STANDING HERE ♪
♪ WHAT'S MINE IS YOURS ♪
IT'S EASY TO START CRYING AND
GET CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT JUST
BECAUSE THESE LYRICS ARE FOR
ERIC.
IT'S ABOUT MY LOVE FOR HIM.
SO IT'S A REALLY SPECIAL SONG.
♪ I DO ♪
>> I KNOW.
>> ♪ I DO ♪
♪ I DO ♪
I LOVE THAT SONG.
THE WEDDING'S ONLY TWO DAYS
AWAY, AND WE HAVE A LOT OF
PEOPLE COMING INTO TOWN.
SO WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A LOT
OF FUN TO HAVE A LITTLE
GET-TOGETHER, A LITTLE PARTY.
AND COINCIDENTALLY, WE GET TO
MEET TIM.
[whooping]
>> SYDNEY!
>> SYDNEY!
YEAH!
YOU'RE SO NERVOUS.
>> I KNOW, LOOK AT HER!
>> SHE REALLY LIKES THIS GUY,
AND I THINK SHE FEELS LIKE IT'S
OVERWHELMING 'CAUSE WE'RE SO
LOUD AND INTENSE.
[squeals]
EVERYONE KNOWS I LOVE MEAT IN MY
MOUTH.
I LOVE MEAT IN MY MOUTH.
>> I JUST FEEL LIKE IF I WAS TO
WALK INTO THIS, LIKE, THAT'S A
LOT OF PEOPLE AND EVERYONE'S
STARING AT YOU, AND HE'S MEETING
MY PARENTS FOR THE FIRST TIME.
>> WHAT ARE WE, 12?
>> YES.
>> OH, MY GOD, I SEE TAILLIGHTS.
I SEE TAILLIGHTS.
>> JESSICA, IT'S WEIRD! STOP!
WE'RE LIKE STALKERS.
>> HE'S HERE, HE'S HERE,
HE'S HERE.
>> I'M NOT WAITING OUTSIDE.
>> HE'S HERE!
>> STOP IT, JESSICA.
>> IT'S OKAY. ARE YOU HAPPY?
DON'T BE NERVOUS.
WE'RE ALL FAMILY.
>> HE'LL CALM ME DOWN.
>> both: OHH.
>> I THINK I CAN GREET HIM
ALONE.
>> GO.
>> [squeals]
>> HI.
HOW'S IT GOING?
>> THIS IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE.
>> OH, MY GOD, HE'S SO CUTE.
>> HE'S SO CUTE.
OH, MY GOD.
>> HI.
>> HI.
>> HI.
>> TIM'S HERE.
>> HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD, HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
>> I LOOK AT SYDNEY AS A LITTLE
SISTER, AND I FEEL LIKE MY JOB,
YOU KNOW, ESPECIALLY LIVING IN
THE HOUSE, IS TO PROTECT HER.
COME SIT DOWN.
SO TIM'S GONNA HAVE TO PROVE
HIMSELF.
>> HE SAID HE WANTED TO RUN.
>> YOU NERVOUS?
>> YOU WANTED TO RUN AWAY?
>> NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
>> WELL, WHAT ARE YOUR
INTENTIONS WITH MY SYDNEY?
>> OH, MY GOD.
THAT WAS REALLY FAST THERE.
>> DO YOU LOVE HER, TIM?
>> OH, JEEZ.
>> ARE WE GONNA BE BROTHER AND
SISTER ONE DAY MAYBE?
>> LIKELY.
>> ARE YOU PUTTING THE PRESSURE
ON MY MAN?
>> LET'S ALL TAKE A BREATH AND
CALM DOWN.
>> I'M REALLY GLAD THAT YOU'RE
JOINING OUR FAMILY AND THAT
WE'RE GOING TO BE BROTHER AND
SISTER.
AND YOU GUYS'LL BE BROTHERS TOO.
>> STOP IT.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW.
>> WE ARE.
>> IS IT TOO MUCH?
>> NOT AT ALL.
I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO, LIKE,
SCARE HIM AWAY, BABY.
>> I ALWAYS SAY, THE RIGHT GUY
IS NOT GONNA RUN AWAY.
I MEAN, ERIC DIDN'T RUN AWAY,
AND LOOK AT ME.
WE'RE GONNA MAKE A TOAST, MOM.
>> A TOAST.
>> J.T.'S GONNA MAKE THE TOAST.
>> THIS IS A--I'VE HAD A CHANCE
TO GET TO KNOW JESSIE AND ERIC
AND NOW A LOT OF YOU GUYS.
AND REGARDLESS OF ANYTHING,
I THINK THE BEAUTIFUL THING
ABOUT THIS IS YOU GUYS LOVE EACH
OTHER, MAN.
AND, COLONEL, I KNOW YOU'RE
LOOKING FORWARD TO PAYING FOR
THIS WEDDING.
[laughter]
AND I LOVE YOU, BROTHER.
I LOVE YOU, SWEETHEART.
AND...
>> OH, WE LOVE YOU, JASON.
>> all: CHEERS.
>> TO JESSIE AND ERIC DECKER.
>> CHEERS!
>> CHING.
>> I REALLY DO THINK WE'RE
SOUL MATES.
>> WE HAVE NOT LOST ANY SPARK,
THAT'S FOR SURE.
>> [laughs]
>> I DON'T THINK WE EVER WILL.
YOU'RE JUST AN INCREDIBLE
PERSON.
YOU ARE.
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
>> YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
>> WHAT A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T
KNOW IS THAT WE BOTH ARE
VIRGINS.
WE'RE WAITING FOR MARRIAGE.
>> OH, SHUT THE HELL UP.
>> I THINK I TOTALLY FELL IN
LOVE WITH YOU WHEN I CAME TO
DENVER.
THE WHOLE TIME WE WERE IN
DENVER, I WAS SO SCARED BECAUSE
HE'D BEEN MAKING ME GO DUTCH ON
EVERYTHING.
FINALLY, I HAVE A CONVERSATION
WITH HIM, AND I'M LIKE, "I THINK
THAT YOU SHOULD TRY TO COURT ME
A LITTLE BIT MORE.
MAYBE TAKE ME OUT TO DINNER.
MAYBE PAY FOR A COUPLE OF
MEALS."
RIGHT?
>> AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
>> WE HAD AN ALONE NIGHT.
MY ROOMMATE WENT AND STAYED
SOMEWHERE ELSE.
>> THAT WAS KIND OF OUR FIRST
DATE.
>> THAT WAS PROBABLY OUR FIRST
DATE.
I COOKED JAMBALAYA.
>> SHE COOKED A LITTLE BIT OF
JAMBALAYA FOR US.
>> WE HAD TWO BOTTLES OF WINE.
AND THAT WAS THAT.
ERIC AND I LIKE TO DO A HAPPY
DANCE.
[laughing]
OH!
OH, MY GOD!
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME PUKE!
SOMETIMES HE DOES THE SWING
DANCING, AND I'M FLYING ALL OVER
THE PLACE.
IT'S A LOT OF FUN.
BUT HE'S SO BIG.
HE DOESN'T REALIZE THAT HE COULD
BREAK ME.
>> MOVE YOUR LEGS, TIM.
YES!
>> TIM WAS A CHAMP.
TIM WALKED INTO THE LIONS' DEN,
AND HE SURVIVED.
IT SEEMED LIKE HE'S BEEN HANGING
OUT WITH US FOR MONTHS, AND
SYDNEY'S FINALLY OPENED UP AND
BECOME HERSELF AROUND HIM,
WHICH IS SO GREAT TO SEE.
BABY.
>> [laughing]
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, EVERY BIG
BIT OF YOU.
OH!
>> SYD!
>> YEAH?
>> HEY!
MY BOOK IS HERE.
MY SEXY BOOK FOR ERIC.
>> LET ME SEE.
IT'S REALLY CUTE.
>> LET ME SEE.
>> OKAY.
YEAH!
>> OOH, IT'S SO SECRETIVE.
>> I KNOW.
OKAY.
THERE'S MY BUTT.
>> OOH, I LIKE THAT.
>> "FOR YOUR EYES ONLY."
>> IT'S SO NICE, LIKE, THE
MATERIAL.
>> MM-HMM.
DO YOU LIKE IT?
>> YEAH, HE'S GONNA FREAK OUT.
IT'S SO ***.
>> I KNOW.
>> THIS LOOKS SO GOOD.
>> DO YOU LOVE IT?
>> I LOVE THIS ONE TOO.
YOUR WAIST IS SO TINY.
>> OKAY, SO ARE YOU GONNA
INVITE TIM TO THE WEDDING?
'CAUSE I REALLY LIKED HIM
YESTERDAY.
>> I COULD TELL.
YOU ALMOST MARRIED ME OFF.
>> HE WAS SO SWEET.
I THINK HE COULD BE THE ONE.
>> YEAH.
I DON'T WANT TO INVITE SOMEONE
TO MEET ALL MY FAMILY THAT
QUICKLY.
>> BUT WE JUST ALL MET THEM.
>> I KNOW YOU JUST MET THEM.
THAT'S, LIKE, WAY MORE PEOPLE.
IT JUST MAKES ME VERY
UNCOMFORTABLE, AND I WANT TO BE
COMFORTABLE AT YOUR WEDDING AND
NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT--
>> DO YOU THINK YOU JUST WANT TO
KEEP YOUR OPTIONS OPEN, IN CASE
THERE'S A HOT COUSIN?
>> THAT IS A GOOD POINT.
>> FROM ERIC'S SIDE.
[smooches]
OH, MY GOD, THERE'S PEE STAINS
ALL OVER THE CARPET!
DO YOU LET LULU UP HERE?
>> YOU LET LULU UP HERE.
>> IT'S LIKE YOU'RE LIVING IN A
KENNEL.
>> I NEED TO BORROW SOME MONEY
FROM YOU.
>> FROM WHO? FROM ME?
>> YEAH, YOU.
>> YOU GOT IT, BROTHER.
>> [chuckles]
>> WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR HERE?
>> LIKE, A NECKLACE OR SOME--
SOME EARRINGS.
>> EARRINGS.
>> SOME PEARLS.
I BROUGHT DEMARYIUS BECAUSE
DEMARYIUS HAS GOT SOME TASTE.
HE'S GOT SOME STYLE.
SO IT'S A WEDDING GIFT.
IT'S GOT TO BE SPECIAL.
IT'S GOT TO BE UNIQUE.
>> WHY YOU AIN'T ALREADY GOT IT,
THOUGH?
[both laughing]
>> THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE.
I'M GETTING IT.
>> OKAY, COOL.
>> SO A COUPLE IDEAS.
WE GOT A NICE RUBY RING, IF YOU
WANTED TO DO SOMETHING REAL
CLASSIC.
>> YEAH.
>> OKAY?
NOW, SOMETHING FUN AND TOTALLY
OFFBEAT FROM THIS IS SOMETHING
COMPLETELY PERSONALIZED.
>> NOW WE'RE TALKING.
>> YEAH.
SO THIS, TO ME, IS THE BOMB
DIGGITY.
SO OBVIOUSLY THIS IS WAY TOO
LARGE ON ME.
BUT WE WOULD PUT WHATEVER IS
SPECIAL TO YOU GUYS ON HERE.
>> MAYBE SAYINGS OR ONE-LINERS.
>> A POEM OR A SAYING OR, LIKE,
NUMBER 87 AND...
>> MAYBE YOUR FUTURE KID'S NAME.
>> I DON'T WANT--
I DON'T WANT TO BE CHANGING IT.
>> I'M JUST PLAYING, JUST
PLAYING.
>> I KNOW.
>> WE CAN OBVIOUSLY DO "JESSIE
AND ERIC."
UM, I HAVE JESSIE'S BIRTHDAY.
SHE'S REAL INTO THIS--
>> ASTROLOGY.
>> THAT SHE'S AN ARIES AND
YOU'RE A PISCES.
>> FOR SURE.
>> SO WE COULD ACTUALLY DO THE
SYMBOL.
SHE'S A DRAGON, AND YOU'RE A
RABBIT, SO WE COULD PUT, LIKE,
THE SYMBOL OF A DRAGON AND THE
SYMBOL OF A RABBIT.
>> RABBIT? REALLY?
>> YOU'RE A RABBIT.
>> YOU'RE A RABBIT.
>> YOU RUN LIKE A RABBIT--QUICK.
THAT'S A GOOD THING.
>> RABBIT?
>> YEAH, YOU'RE FAST.
>> I MEAN, DRAGON'S, LIKE...
JUST ULTIMATE.
>> I'M A CAPRICORN.
>> YOU'RE CAPRICORN?
WHAT'S CAPRICORN?
>> PROBABLY THE BEST.
BE, LIKE, A CHEETAH OR LION.
>> IT PROBABLY IS TOO.
>> WHAT YEAR WERE YOU BORN,
DEMARYIUS?
>> '87.
>> YOU'RE A BUNNY RABBIT TOO.
>> [claps hands]
WHOO!
>> WHOO!
>> HOW?
>> I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T MAKE IT UP.
YOU'RE A LITTLE BUNNY.
>> '87?
>> YEAH.
I'M POSITIVE.
>> THAT MAKES SENSE.
OKAY, THINK SHE'S GONNA LOVE IT?
>> DUDE.
>> IF SHE DON'T...
IT'S YOUR FAULT.
>> NO.
SHE'S GOING TO GO INSANE.
>> I WANT TEARS.
>> I LOVE GETTING TOGETHER WITH
MY FAMILY--MY SISTER, MY MOTHER,
MY BROTHER, MY DAD.
I THINK THEY PUT ME AT EASE WAY
MORE WHEN THEY'RE AROUND.
SO ESPECIALLY WITH THE WEDDING
THIS WEEKEND, I REALLY AM HAPPY
WITH THEM BEING THERE WITH ME.
>> I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE.
>> ME TOO.
>> HOW MANY TIMES YOU GONNA CRY?
>> I'M NOT GONNA CRY.
>> HEY!
>> I'M NOT.
>> AT LEAST I'M MARRYING SOMEONE
YOU LIKE.
>> OH, GOD.
OR I'D REALLY BE CRYING.
[laughs]
I FEEL LIKE I'VE LOVED ERIC FOR
SO LONG.
I'M SO PROUD THAT I GET TO CALL
HIM MY SON NOW.
I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA CRY WHEN YOU
SEE HER.
>> ALL MY MASCARA'S JUST
GONNA...
>> EVERYBODY IS GOING TO.
I DON'T THINK THERE'LL BE A DRY
EYE.
>> NO. YEAH.
>> AND HERE'S THE KING CRAB WITH
THE AHI ON TOP.
>> BUT THERE'S LITTLE LEEKS,
AND THOSE ARE EGGS, RIGHT?
>> YES. IT'S CALLED ROE.
THEY'RE LITTLE FISH EGGS.
>> SO THEY'RE LITTLE FISHES THAT
NEVER MADE IT.
>> IT'S LIKE FISH PERIOD,
REALLY.
>> WHAT?
>> IT'S FISH PERIOD.
>> THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
>> YES, IT DOES.
>> PLEASE STOP.
I'M EATING RAW MEAT.
[laughter]
>> HIS FACE.
>> ARE YOU GETTING NERVOUS?
>> I DID.
I GOT, LIKE, REALLY NERVOUS.
I GOT, LIKE, BUTTERFLIES TODAY.
>> AW.
>> I WAS TRYING TO MESS WITH
HIM, AND I GO, "I THINK I WANT A
HYPHEN.
I THINK I WANT TO BE
JESSICA JAMES-DECKER."
AND HE'S LIKE, "ARE YOU
SERIOUS?"
HE DIDN'T LIKE THAT AT ALL.
HE'S LIKE, "I THINK IT SHOULD
JUST BE DECKER."
ARE YOU READY FOR ME TO BE,
LIKE, TOTALLY YOUR WIFE?
LIKE, I'M GONNA BE
JESSICA DECKER.
>> ONLY IF YOU TAKE MY LAST
NAME, YEAH.
>> [laughs]
NEXT TIME ON ERIC & JESSIE...
>> HOW YOU FEELING?
YOU EXCITED? YOU NERVOUS?
>> THIS IS, LIKE, MORE
NERVE-RACKING THAN ANY FOOTBALL
GAME.
>> IF IT RAINS, THEN MY DAY IS
RUINED.
>> EVERYTHING OUT HERE IS GONNA
GET WET.
>> JESSICA?
>> JESSIE HAS A LITTLE SURPRISE
FOR ERIC.
>> I'M NERVOUS.
>> THIS IS IT, BABY GIRL.
>> I'M GONNA CRY NOW.