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Have you noticed, since we got married, there seems to be a storm constantly following us?
Yes, but the storm seems to only affect opposite sex couples. It's very strange.
At the supermarket tonight there were three couples who filed for divorce.
I didn't realize that most opposite-sex marriages were so dependent on the weather being good.
I always thought it was for better or worse.
Well, it's late. Why don't we go to bed and destroy more marriages tomorrow.
I'll get the cats.