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H: Please welcome Marlee Matlin.
#applause#
H: So nice to see you.
M: So great to see you.
H: Do you ever get the feelingů.that there's a creepy guy
sitting right behind you starring at the back of your neck?
M: For thirteen years I've had that feelingů.And it's really annoying. #laughter#
M: Do we want to get him off? Bye Jack.
H: No, Jack you'll stay. This is Jack, everybody. Come on.
#applause#
M: If you want to take him out some day for coffeeů
H: Seriously?
J: No, don't tell anything about our life.
H: Let's say you're home with your husband and you're having a fightů
ůhe's not going to stand behind you?
M: No. He stands behind my husband and I just cover my ears.
M: And I don't have to hear anything he says.
M: But you know what? "Fight" is not in our vocabulary.
M: Maybe for you and your relationship.
H: How long have you been married?
M: Six wonderful years. With a daughter who is three.
H: No fighting? #laughter#
M: Nnnooo.
H: You knowůme neighter. #laughter#
M: What did you say?
J: I didn't say anything.
M: But you fight with him.
H: I fought with him backstage.
M: Why am I here? I don't know.
H: You did that movie. "Freak City".
M: I did a movie?
H: Yeah. You did a movie with Jonathan Silverman as a blind guy.
M: That's right. What's the name of it?
H: Home alone? #laughter# Freak City. I don't know.
H: I feel like I beat a double team. #laughter# This is not fair. Not fair.
H: What finger was that? #laughter# Did anybody see?
H: I remember when you did a Larry Sanders Show and you called Brooke Shieldsů
M: Can I say it on this channel? Isn't it another network?
J: No, it's Comedy Centralů.. You didn't say it. I have to say it.
M: We were having a fight. And actually when we were doing the scene
we asked Larry if we could say this word. And he said "absolutely". So we asked for Brooke's permission.
So I called her in Sign Language with his voice: "beep?" #laughter#
M: Sorry Mom.
H: You know what's weird? I am so hot right now. This is so cool. # laughter#
M: I wonder if her ex-husband called her thatůůů
M: Sorry Brooke. Sorry to everybody.
H: The movie is called "Freak City". And I ů. tell me how the movie is.
M: It's about a group of misfits, individuals, who live in an institution
and they learn how to go up and down together.
H: Like "Kuckucksnest" a little bit.
M: Yeah, it is like "Kuckucksnest".
H: Nudity? #laughter#
M: ůon sunday at showtime at 8 pm. So be homeů
H: Did you ask her about the nudity?
J: She was like too fast. #laughter#
M: What's the problem?
H: It's so nice to see you again. I'm very pleased.
M: Am I done?
H: You're done. He's staying.
H: So nice to see you again. Thank you very much.
Marlee Matlin, ladies and gentlemen.