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Hi Fred.
Dave told you we are having a zombie marathon today, right?
Yes. Is it because of the end of the world?
It is.
I hadn't noticied until now...
When I left home there were these couple of homeless guys, I guess
I don't know exactly but they looked drunk
I was listening to my i-pod so I didn't quite pay attention
But it seemed they were fighting
And one of them scratched me. Aren't I the luckiest guy?
I didn't have any time to complain
This guy came out from the garage shouting at them for *** knows what
And my bus was coming so I just got in the bus
You better wash that cut before you get an infection or something
***! The *** actually ripped my jumper!
***!
Use the bathroom in my room. If Mum sees any blood in the guest one she'd probably freak out.
Totally. She will think we've been attacked by zombies or something!
No, because she is not you!
She'd totally make us take some kind of tetanus vaccine
She's paranoid like that, you know.
This is the kind of thing that only happens to Fred, isn't it?
Poor thing. He really liked that jumper. His Mum gave to him for Christmas
Yeah, right. 'Nigthmare before Christmas', you mean
Dave, do you mind if I take a rest in your bedroom? I'm starting to feel tired...
I think I even got a fever. It better not be a bloody flu!
Indeed, because if it's a flu, and you pass it to me, then you'll have a problem!
That's fine, you take a nap We'll wake you up when the next film starts
Please do. Cheers!
When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth
What the hell?
I don't know. I was going there to wake him up anyway, I’ll go check
What's happening?
Dave! Fred, what are you doing?
Hello. Emergency service operator. Which service do you require?
Police?
I’ll just connect you now.
Hello. Where are you calling from?
Surbiton
What is the nature of your emergency?
What's nature of my emergency?
Well let’s see... There are two zombies in my house trying to eat me!
On the 21st of December, so as well it is an apocalyptic nature, you know, Mayan apocalypse
They will just bloody believe me
Hello?
Mum?
Sophie? Whose phone are you calling from?
Ah, I don’t know, Fred’s I guess... Mum, there is...
Oh, Fred is with you watching films. I thought you said you weren't going to invite anyone.
Sophie, will you please make sure he doesn’t stand on the carpet in dirty shoes this time?
Last time I thought we were gonna have to get rid of the carpet!
Mum, there's something happening here! I need your help!
Mum?
*** man, look at this mess! My Mum is gonna kill me if she sees the carpet like that.
So we’d better start to clean up right now, because your bedroom is much worse.
Yeah, I can’t stand these lenses anymore.
Shall we tell her?
No, let’s wait until she decides to open the door for herself
You locked the window, didn’t you?
Did I? Oh, right, yeah... Of course I did!
Come on!
If I hadn’t seen him, I don’t think we would have time to run to a vet or anything
Look how calm he is now! At least he stopped grunting, he was scaring the baby!
So were you just talking to Sophie
What did she want?
I don’t know, I think it was one of Sophie’s jokes
She seemed scared, but I think she was gonna say something like Dave became a zombie and tried to eat her
That’s my girl!