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-All right.
In honor of the man of uh--
of honor, I, uhh--
I got a little bachelor party entertainment
for everyone tonight.
So uh, let me introduce uh-- what's your name again?
KIM: It's Kim.
It's K-I-M.
-Kim everybody.
-Yeah!
-Woo!
-Woo!
-Yeah!
KIM: Oh, I like your energy!
-Let's see it!
KIM: Well, here it is.
Hahaha.
Let's go!
[HARMONICA NOTE]
-***!
KIM: [SINGING]
-Ow!
KIM: I'm sorry.
[SINGING]
Oh my god.
Oh!
I'm sorry.
-Falling!
Whoa.
KIM: Whew!
Heh.
Your wife's a lucky lady.
Haha haha!
[SINGING]
[GRUNT]
KIM: [SINGING]
[BANGING]
KIM: Oh my god.
-Stop, stop, stop.
Wait.
You're not a stripper?
KIM: Wh--
no!
No, n--
no!
I'm a sing-a-gram!
This is my-- my sexy song.
I do it for, like, the Amish and Mennonite and people who
are just really into ankles.
-Uh, Craig, did-- did you get us a-- a singer?
-That-- that may or may not be true.
-Dude!
-Strip-- strippers are expensive, dude!
They-- du--
[MUMBLING]
-Hey, man, I'm sorry but-- come on, guys.
Guys.
KIM: OK.
Hey.
Lay off him, all right?
It's your last night as a single man.
Do you really want to spend it in a room full of erections
looking at the same woman?
-Yes!
KIM: Huh?!
A woman who may or may not have children at home, guys.
She definitely has a disappointed father somewhere.
And-- and you guys might have daughters one day.
Do you want her to grow up to be paid to take it off for
some bachelors with erections?
That is pathetic!
That makes me sad, OK?
That makes me sad.
-Oh my god.
Someone find me a stripper, and preferably one that
doesn't look like she works at a *** pawnshop.
-Got it.
-Right now!
Not Craig!
Right now!