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Bob: *sigh* Just another day around the fire. Phil: We should get out more.
Bob: Well Mr. Ax Man... what do you have in mind!?
Bob: I was thinkin' about climbing the tree. We see it every year and it's time to... summit the Christmas tree!!!
*In unison* We shall climb the tree TOGETHER!!!
Whew! We're finally here! Quick, take a picture!
Phil: Ok get my good side... c'mon Bob seriously... be serious, make sure to get my good side...
Phil: Ok so the key is you have to be really quiet. Stealth mode.
Phil: We don't want to disturb the trees contents. We don't need...
...to be caught. Hello there woodland creature.
Yes, this is my shiny ax. No need to be afraid.
I said NO NEED TO BE AFRAID!!!
I SAID I WOULDN'T HURT YOU... Y U NO BELIEVE ME? ARRRGHHHH!!!!
Bob: Hey, Phil look at me. I can play my drums AND this french horn, heh, heh, heh.
Phil: Seriously. Seriously, Bob. I almost died from a squirrel attack.
Bob: It's not my fault! Oh, oh, I almost forgot. I have something to show you!
Bob: Haha, look at my big shiny red balls, Phil...! Haha, look what happens when I play my drums and...
Phil: Oh. My. God. Bob, let's just get some proof we climbed this thing and get outta here!
*Together in unison* SAY CHEESE!!!
Bob: I can't believe we did it! Phil: I know, right!? So cool! Maybe we'll be in the paper! Bob: You think?? Let's go tell others!
*they fall down the tree. But survive to tell the tale.*
Bob: How YOU doin'? Anyways, yeah, we'll probably be famous. It's no big deal, but I'm kindof major.
Phil: We should probably get going, Bob. Let's go reflect.
Phil: Thanks, Bob for going on this adventure with me. Even if you're kindof a moron. Bob: Thanks, Phil. At least I'm not freaking out about some squirrel.
Phil: Besties? Bob: Besties for life! Huzzah!
Merry Christmas and Happy Birthday, Jesus!