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It's really funny when you go to pick up the master sword and you have this bunny hood on.
I personally think it's better, but no one else talks about it.
Wait, who just won the fight? I can't tell.
Link just puts on a bikini.
[Andy grunt]
One of them gets through a door, but then the other, like, doesn't.
I'm not wearing a mask!
I'm gonna make a movie about a dude wearing a mask...
I'm not judging. I'm just asking.
Hey, it has Zelda music!
I do research about stuff. Well...
[Andy grunt]
Maybe after this, we can get the band back together.
Yeah, I would download a car!
Maybe I could have waited a couple more SECONDS for it to set in.
Yeah, my floor. Foo!
There's a stage called Ethan?
You better be afraid of the great Ashley guys.
Watch out where you land!
..but the one full of explosives is a party.
RRRRRRRRR, die!
You will die!
Do I get to be our lead singer again?
Fresh Prince of Bel Air's main theme? I would rock that song.
Mr. Saturn sucks!
I can't be killed.
You'd rather commit suicide?
Nobody kills my buddies but me.
What are these?
Alright, ya'll suck at your platformers.
You actually have no idea though.
I actually want to see your death meter.
They're too busy making tac lights, Andy.
So when you have a knife, you have to put your flashlight away and then pick up your knife.
...but my character's telepathetic!
You have a dirty mind Ethan.
Ok, I'm taking it!
I mean crap. I mean...Aunt Irma.
I love me.
Awwwwww, what?!?
I just don't know how to handle holes sometimes.
Ha! Can't get me out of this triangle.
Just kill him Andy. It's your birthday, come on.
...strangles you with the cord of your controller...
Now I don't know what that kid was on or how fat he was, but somehow he managed to tip the giraffe.
Oooh! Combo with triple size fries!
I hope you die from that.
You gain some weight?
I pushed my chin in, and then used the stretch one... and it made me fat as crap.
die block!
...and then tag that one as Jeremy.
The hills have eyes. The floors have tongues. The doors have noses.
Imagine if you're walking barefoot on the floor.
Yeah, because you're the one who knows everything about Pokemon!
Japan finally caught on to American humor!
..and why do they never mention Jewish slaves either?
It was fantastic! I loved every moment of it!
Wait, why are you in summer school?
That's like the story of my life. I party and then I die.
I'm not doing good at all. I'm not doing any of the right moves.
..and all I had to do, you know, was defuse the bomb.
..and Jeremy pulls out a random G36 and starts killing me.
I thought you were just going to take a crap out the window.
He was talking about it at summer school.
..and when you tag that, tag that Andy and.... not me.
You gotta stretch before you start laughing!
No I will not show you how to lie!
Is that what I heard: we're going to fart again?
Ohhh, language!
Oral ***, what?!?
Kakaw!
That's not an Eggman laugh at all.
No you're wrong! No you're wrong!
I'm seeing a con...stan...cy.
Wow, Zelda just got beat in the face with a stick.
*frustrated Andy grunt*
Ok, the shenanigans up. I had Jeremy fooled though.
Ahhh, the things we do to show up on youtube.
I am so confused!
That's the whole idea!
Owww! Mother of Mary in a butt.
I lived! I died!
Wow, I am getting smashed!
Oh no!
Buddha!
Stop shooting the engine!
How do you know that?
He turns around and he's playing with his stick.
Get used to matzah balls there Chris.
Well your animation class is awful!
..and then you proceed to ram people with your bike!
It happened. Now it's over.
I can not believe I said that.
You didn't even go anywhere.
Your archrival has appeared in the battlefield.
ba-NA-na
You just dropped THE SOAP!
It's like all dumb.
I'm sure he is.
Hey, I just got here.
You shall not get the child!
I enjoy seeing Jeremy trip too.
Women's rights? Who cares?
*Andy's just missed the ledge grunt*
>>Oh yeah, I gotta be Nintendo's cute icon. >>*laughter* >>You weren't there for that.
He's also the icon of fat.
...and then there's incoherent laughter for the next minute.
Gotta add me ma peppa.
Did you hear me just stop talking?!?
I love when you're wrong.
I'm gonna say one plus one is three in Ms. Stackhouse's during the test and you're just going to randomly break out laughing.
That was the beginning of the downward spiral of cartoons that were not as good.
I'm 17. I'm not like 8 anymore.
...which I find quite amusing.
We were about to have fun with this thing, but I think it's only going to be me now.
Spiny doesn't like lava.
It's a dude!
This is my house! Get out...
I am going to make you eat those words.
for breakfast!
Ouch! Chris is going to *** you in the next match!
Yeah! Hahahahahaha! You're gonna see that later!