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讓頭髮燒起來 Set fire to your hair
用棍子戳一隻灰熊 Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
吃了早就過期的藥 Eat medicine that's out of date
用私處當餌釣食人魚 Use your private parts as piranha bait
笨笨的死法 Dumb ways to die
好多笨笨的死法 So many dumb ways to die
笨笨的死法 Dumb ways to die
好多笨笨的死法 So many dumb ways to die
用叉子拿烤麵包機的土司 Get your toast out with a fork
自己動手修理電器 Do your own electrical work
自己學怎麼開飛機 Teach yourself how to fly
吃了過期兩個禮拜沒放冰箱的派 Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
笨笨的死法 Dumb ways to die
好多笨笨的死法 So many dumb ways to die
笨笨的死法 Dumb ways to die
好多笨笨的死法 So many dumb ways to die
邀請變態殺人魔進屋子裡 Invite a psycho killer inside
刮花毒販的新車 Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
在外太空掀開頭盔 Take your helmet off in outer space
用乾衣機當藏身處 Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
笨笨的死法 Dumb ways to die
好多笨笨的死法 So many dumb ways to die
笨笨的死法 Dumb ways to die
好多笨笨的死法 So many dumb ways to die
養響尾蛇當寵物 Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
上網賣了兩顆腎臟 Sell both your kidneys on the internet
吃掉一條強力膠 Eat a tube of superglue
這個紅按鈕是做什麼用的? I wonder what's this red button do?
笨笨的死法 Dumb ways to die
好多笨笨的死法 So many dumb ways to die
笨笨的死法 Dumb ways to die
好多笨笨的死法 So many dumb ways to die
在狩獵季節打扮得像頭麋鹿 Dress up like a moose during hunting season
沒事惹毛一窩黃蜂 Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
站在火車站月台的邊緣 Stand on the edge of a train station platform
柵欄放下時開車穿越平交道 Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing
穿越月台間的鐵軌 Run cross the tracks between the platforms
這些可能不押韻但都有可能會發生 They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
最笨的死法 Dumbest ways to die
最笨的死法 Dumbest ways to die
最笨的死法 Dumbest ways to die
如此多種 So many dumb
如此多種笨笨的死法 So many dumb ways to die