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Once upon this one time, Nicolas Cage wasn't a policeman anymore,
but he had his face-bone had a bald.
And the devil made him kind of like Spider-Man,
but if spiders were motorcycles
and Spider-Man was Nicolas Cage
and with his face that likes to be on not his head sometimes.
And then he drives on a dead bicycle
and makes people need glasses,
and then a cowboy finds him and goes on fire but that's okay.
Also, they go on a road trip to a town made of sad zombies.
And the devil comes there and eats all the zombies
but it doesn't help very much.
Also there were some other bad guys maybe before too
and also the END happens.