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Hello, sir and or madam, have you heard the good news about Bullet Racer?
Hello! My name is... apparently Hagu,
and I'm here to introduce you to a new iOS game, developed by a friend of mine who lives in Japan.
and I'm here to introduce you to a new iOS game, developed by a friend of mine who lives in Japan.
Here it is!
Let's get started.
So let's take a look at your first vehicle.
This main body here is called the bullet.
Each one of them has its own special ability and various stats.
And uh... the one you start out with has the Boost ability.
Let's see how that works...
in the field!
So, first courth... (ahem)
First course, Earth.
Here we have the handling screen and if this were an actual iOS device,
it would've stayed around longer.
I, however, am recording this on a computer.
All right.
Here we go. You'll see in the lower right hand side is a red button, that is your accelerator.
Let hand side is a[sic] Special, and as this is a Boost, BOOM!
We're boostin'.
You control your turning from turning your device from side to side.
You control your turning from turning your device from side to side.
It's really fun, actually.
I have it on my iPad 3, currently.
I'm playing this at iPad 2 resolution, by the way.
Other than the iPad, you can play this on your...
...new models of iPhones and the latest generation of iPod touch.
You're going to need a dual-core processor to render all these...
3D graphic thingamajigs.
All right, let's talk about more...
more about the goal of the game. As you can see, I'm hitting these big red cylinders.
Those are checkpoints.
So long as you hit the checkpoints,
everything else is just fine. As you can see, I'm going outside those red rings.
You just use those red rings for navigation.
I'm running low on energy, here, but thankfully, we have a green replenishing field... good.
How's my time?
One-seventeen...
Looks like I'm not going to get first,
but that's to be expected. This is the very first,
unmodified Bullet, after all.
Mmkay...
Ignore the race course...
...get better times.
1'39"415.
Yup, that's...
pretty average.
Those money bonuses tell me I probably got eighth,
on the default leaderboards.
You can tell it's the default leaderboards by the underscores surrounding the names.
Look, there's me!
Apparently, my best time was 1'06"649.
Well, I don't know if I can get first or second, but let's try to trick out a
faster bullet,
see if I can beat that time.
These three are all the boost bullets.
Let's use this one.
Which...
gives you maximum maximum speed, and maximum...
Oh no, it doesn't give you much energy, does it.
Well, shoot!
I'm going to have to...
come up with some parts which balance this out.
Let's start out with the base.
...gives me better max speed, better max energy, in exchange for handling and stability.
I like it.
Mmkay, no we're getting to the front side and rear parts,
which...
pretty much just modify your stats.
Here we have the Rhinoceros beetle one.
Decreases my max energy? I don't think I'll be able to use that.
Let's go for this one.
I like this one.
It's all around good.
Gee.
This looks kind of familiar.
Let's keep this a secret from one "George L."
But, I think I can use that, too.
Right, and as for the rear, we have... Oh!
Look at this!
Uh... by the way.
This is not, as I thought, a reference to Star Trek, but actually,
Armored Core.
Armored Core being a pretty popular mech series in Japan.
Doesn't look like I'll be able to use it here.
This one...
looks useful enough. Let's try it out. All right!
So, the time to beat is...
1'06"649, preferably 55 seconds, but I don't know if I'll get that fast.
Trying to beat the times of people other than yourself really is what makes this game fun.
Of course, finding your own shortcuts...
Like this!
...is also a good
big point of the game.
Did I mention I'm doing this live?
Usually I write scripts, because,
it's generally just funnier that way, but,
I thought I'd try and do this live,
...so yeah.
Going pretty fast, over a thousand kilometers per hour.
Let's see, I've got 21 seconds until I
until I
Shoot! Shoot, shoot shoot!
Well, I don't think I'm going to beat Nao's (heh)
Nao's time now... Nao's time now. hahaha.
Eight seconds.
Now, but it does looks like I'll be able
be able to beat my time.
Zero seconds. Yup, there it goes.
Oh, shoot, shoot shoot.
59 seconds. Better than my time. That gives us...
...second place, it looks like.
You receive
your biggest bonus in money which you can use to customize your Bullet
from uh... getting times which place on those leaderboards.
Now, if you do not...
Yes, let's talk about that now. If you do not connect to Apple's game center
center system
then you'll have to race against these default times, and most of them are pretty fast.
I'm first place in some of them.
I think, uh...
Blue Crystal?
Yup, yup, there I am!
Way ahead of the...
rest of the bunch.
Uh... where was I. Yes, so if you play it with others online,
you're more likely to get those bonus points.
Unfortunately!
The longer you wait the harder it is to uh... get up there.
So download now!
I'm kidding.
Uh...
Yes, let's take look
look at another bullet. My personal favorite
are the gliding ones.
This Side doesn't work
very nicely with it.
I think that'll do.
Let's take the Glide Bullet for a spin at...
Red Canyon, yes, that's what it is.
Time to beat is 1'35'915.
now would be glad to bullets
uh... i don't think they have what it takes to be a all the other books for
precious time
but they are just fun to use
and i'll show you why
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sometimes the principle is faster anyway back
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i must've decrease my salary sheet of paper about the steps
fifty six seconds until we reach them out of time
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in fact it's kind of hard to tell a shoe which the piper cap
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this acceleration
happening every anywhere near enough time
but i will bring that
so i didn't beat the best time betsy baker
opponents of two thousand four hundred galactic credits that's third-place
equity
so the glider can go
freaky bast
what is the fastest you might ask
there's a whole lot here
it but that
jokingly apparently feedback buddhist is the fastest
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personally i think the wwii v
is generally be fastest bullet around
and i will show you why
as soon as i have to customize the parts to it
right don't need that much energy
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all right let's take distinctively crystal
where i have the fastest time one thirty five three nine six a feedback and beat
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leaderboards let's see if i'm still on
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