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Oh! What a day!
I lost my job!
I nearly got arrested!
And all because of a duck!
I just need some ice cream and... Oh!
Please don't be a duck! Please don't be a duck! Please don't be a duck!
P.S.D.!
Oh hi!
What are you doing in my freezer?!
Oh, well, you see this healthbook says
that ducks live longer if they're frozen.
Really? Yeah!
It says it right here.
Let me see.
This isn't a healthbook, P.S.D.,
It's not?
"Food Lover's Friend"?
Yeah! I'm a food lover!
You're letting the cold out!
I'm sorry, P.S.D., you know, you're right! This is a health book!
Of course it's a healthbook. That right.
But um, you're not doing what it says.
I'm not? No! You're going to be unhealthy!
What? You mean, I'm unhealthful?
You've got the frozen part down,
but it says the frozen duck should be thawed for 24-36 hours.
Twenty-four hours!?!?!
Yeah, depending on the size of the bird,
and you're a pretty big bird so...
I'm a big...? I'm... I'm a nice duck.
Go on in there, P.S.D. Oh!
Yes, and I'll just take care of your ice cream while you're gone.
I SO need this.
And I'm... I'm not feeling at all guilty either!
As a matter of fact...
What are you doing?
You can't talk to him.
He only speaks French.
He only speaks French? Well...
You're really not supposed to talk to him, because he's mu...
...shampoo!
Shampoo? He's shampoo!
You're supposed to put it on your head!
And have some of that, and...
Some of this would be good also.
Bath salts? Yeah.
Oh, and body oil?
And you'll find some lemons in the back.
Lemons? Yeah, you just get yourself all marinated.
Marinated? Never mind. It's good for the feathers.
Oh.
And I'll just...
...preheat your sauna.
Are you ready?
Ready for what?
It says that you should finish off with a nice sauna.
Won't that be good?
Sauna? Nice and healthy!
All right, enough stuffing!
There we go!
I'm not stuffed yet!
I'm hungry!
In we go!
AAHHH! That's an OVEN!!!
That's what it says, P.S.D....
You said SAUNA!
Well, it says you should use an oven as a sauna.
Wait a minute!
You're trying to cook me!
I wouldn't... You're trying to eat me!
I'm just doing what your book says! You're one of those barbarians!
My...
What did you do to my book?!!!
I didn't do anything; I'm just reading what it says.
It says... What's this...
"Duck Press!" "Duck Sauce!"
"Duck Giblets!?!"
What did you do?! This is barbaric!
I can't stand this!
You ruined my book!
You tried to cook me!
You took my ice cream! It's MY ice cream! You invaded
my freezer!
My freezer!
Mine!
Why don't you just get in here and cool off.
No, YOU need to chill, buster!
I'm... I am chilled!
You're... You need to cool off!
No! You're getting cooled off!
Get in here!
Oh No! No! Wait a minute!
Oh no! What have you done!
It's okay... We'll just get out, okay?
Well, as long as we're stuck in here,
why don't I sing a little song? NO!
Mary had a little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb, I can't stand it!
little lamb, little lamb! Let me out!
P.S.D., there's got to be a way to get out of here!
Well, I could try a KaBoom.
A kaboom?
Yeah! In these close quarters, are you crazy?!
Yeah.
All right, well, we'll try it.
Okay...
Ready?
KaBOOM Time!
Whoa!
Land!
We were over land the whole time.
Figure of speech, P.S.D. Figure of speech.
Silly figures of speech...
Now, look! You have no right to complain about me!
You made me lose my job!
You took my ice cream! That's good stuff.
You ruined my day!
And... It's not my fault.
...I'm really not feeling very good.
Where's your healthbook?
Oh, it's right over there.
You know what?
Just for you, since you lost your job,
I feel somewhat...
...not really responsible, but,
just for you...
I'll offer you some money!
Some money?
Yeah!
You see, in case you didn't notice,
in this refrigerator,
the light turns off when you close the door!
And vegetables tend to get scared of the dark.
Vegetables don't get scared of the dark! It's supposed to turn off!
What makes you so sure?
That's just the way it's supposed to be. Any light that flickers on and off
as much as that light does
must be loose.
So I'll pay you to fix the lightbulb!
How about that?
You'll pay me to fix my own lightbulb?
Yeah! Cause I'm a nice duck!
Well, that is nice of you, I guess.
I know.
Well, okay. I'll just have my book back, please.
Your health book?
Yes, it's my...
It's still messed up.
I want my health book back!
You keep this cookbook! You know, you need it.
It says that ducks have a higher fat content than most...
I AM NOT FAT!!!
You fix the lightbulb! "Mr. Fat... Fat..."
Okay, I'll fix your lightbulb. I am NOT fat!
And just cause I'm such a nice duck,
I'll make sure that nobody comes along,
and locks you in.
Wait a minute!
Hey!
Let me out!
That must be a very stubborn lightbulb.
You know, it's a good thing I'm so nice,
cause, if someone came along, and locked her in...
That wouldn't be very good.
(screaming)
That's good!
I can't understand a word she's saying.
Oh, well.
I guess I'll just sit down to some ice cream.
I love this house.