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KRIS: I feel so blessed.
I love you so much.
>> HUMPHRIES: I'm standing here
being a part of this great
moment, and I'm thinking, "I
want to have a moment like that
with Kim."
>> KIM: Kris and I, we
definitely talk about our
future together.
>> KRIS: You've actually got
a keeper.
>> KIM: I've known that a long
time ago.
>> BRUCE: Oh! Down one.
>> HUMPHRIES: It's a good
round, man
So, uh, Bruce, the real question
is, you're wondering why we
came out here.
>> BRUCE: Uh-oh. Why?
>> HUMPHRIES: (chuckles) 'Cause,
man, I, uh... I wanted
to come to you you first...
>> BRUCE: Uh-oh.
>> HUMPHRIES: ...and ask you
if I can marry Kim.
>> BRUCE: Boy, you have my
permission even though you did.
You know, you're not much
in the golf department.
>> HUMPHRIES: Come on, man.
>> BRUCE: Really.
>> HUMPHRIES: But I wanted to,
you know, come to you first.
>> BRUCE: Smart move.
Well, you got my blessings,
you know.
But you're gonna have to work
on your golf game.
>> HUMPHRIES: Bring it in, man.
>> BRUCE: When Khloe got
engaged, I didn't learn for
a week later.
I love this.
When are you gonna pop
the big question?
>> HUMPHRIES: Sometime this
week.
>> BRUCE: Really? This week?
Whoo! Scared?
>> HUMPHRIES: Am I scared?
>> BRUCE: Yeah.
>> HUMPHRIES: A little nervous.
>> BRUCE: Yeah! (laughs)
I would be.
Okay.
We're brothers now.
>> HUMPHRIES: You're
technically my father-in-law.
>> BRUCE: We'll see what
she says.
You gotta get the ring, the
ceremony and do the whole thing.
>> HUMPHRIES: That's the crazy
part.
>> BRUCE: Oh, you poor devil.
Kris Humphries, he's kind of
like me.
I mean, he reminds me a lot
of me.
Are they a good match?
Uh... I don't know.
Actually, I've always thought
about Kim's wedding and how
over-the-top it would be.
>> HUMPHRIES: What do you think
she would expect?
>> BRUCE: Expect five, six
hundred people.
Oh, minimum.
Can you handle something
like that?
How did you know that Kim's the
one?
>> HUMPHRIES: I haven't had
this feeling about anyone.
You just see your life.
You get that feeling.
I couldn't even describe it.
>> BRUCE: Yep.
And she's not pregnant?
(Humphries laughs)
>> HUMPHRIES: No, she's
definitely, she's definitely
not pregnant.
>> BRUCE: She's not pregnant.
She's not pregnant. Good.
So it's not a shotgun deal.
>> HUMPHRIES: No, she's not
pregnant.
>> BRUCE: All right!
Honey!
>> KRIS: Kitchen.
>> HUMPHRIES: Good to see you.
>> KRIS: Hi, baby. Mwah.
Do you keep growing?
Are you getting taller
by the minute?
>> HUMPHRIES: No, I'm just
hanging out with people that
are shrinking.
>> KRIS: That's what happens
when you get old.
How was golf?
>> BRUCE: Good.
>> HUMPHRIES: Yeah, so I...
>> BRUCE: Are you gonna
talk to her?
>> HUMPHRIES: What?
What do you mean, talk to her?
>> KRIS: What's going on?
>> BRUCE: I know nothing.
>> HUMPHRIES: I asked Bruce
if I could marry Kim.
>> BRUCE: Mm-hmm.
(Kris laughs)
>> HUMPHRIES: Yeah. I'm serious.
>> BRUCE: You should have kept
it a secret from her for
much longer.
>> KRIS: No!
>> BRUCE: Well, he's gonna ask.
>> KRIS: Really? Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, that is such
good news!
That is... I'm so excited.
>> HUMPHRIES: You're crying.
>> BRUCE: My God, don't start
crying on us, honey.
>> KRIS: I'm really happy
for you guys.
Do you have a ring?
>> HUMPHRIES: Yeah. Actually,
Jonathan, he's bringing it in.
>> KRIS: Jonathan.
>> HUMPHRIES: Jonathan's one of
Kim's best friends.
He's gotta bring the ring
to L.A. because it wasn't ready
when I left New York.
>> KRIS: Let's get together
tomorrow...
>> HUMPHRIES: Okay.
>> KRIS: ...you and me and
Jonathan, and we can make a
make a plan.
>> HUMPHRIES: I know Mrs. Jenner
loves to be a part of special
moments and stuff like that, so
I'm gonna let her help out a
little bit.
>> KRIS: So how are you gonna
ask her?
>> HUMPHRIES: Can we get
some mini horses?
>> KRIS: Hell, no.
>> BRUCE: I got carpool.
>> KRIS: What are we gonna do?
How are we asking Kim
to marry us?
>> HUMPHRIES: "Us"?
>> KRIS: This is so exciting!
>> HUMPHRIES: Um...
Now, taste this sandwich real
quick.
>> KIM: No.
>> HUMPHRIES: If you love me,
you'll eat this food out
of my mouth right now.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
(Kim laughs)
I think what made me realize
Kim's the one I want to marry
is just that when I'm not with
her, I'm thinking about her.
I look at her, and I see the
mother of my children.
I see someone that I want
to spend my life with.
What are you gonna do?
>> KIM: I have to go glam
for my shoot.
>> HUMPHRIES: Yeah.
>> KIM: Get in the shower.
I have to be there in, like,
45 minutes.
That's it.
What are you gonna do?
>> HUMPHRIES: I might actually
call your mom, maybe
take her out to lunch.
>> KIM: Fun, fun.
I think it's really sweet that
Kris and my mom kind of bond
and spend time together.
It makes me so happy.
>> HUMPHRIES: I'm taking over
this closet.
>> KIM: Oh, really?
>> HUMPHRIES: You need to get
rid of some of these Louboutins
and purses, and clear out, like,
at least half this closet
for my stuff.
>> KIM: Dream on.
>> HUMPHRIES: No, it's
gonna happen.
>> KIM: It's not.
>> HUMPHRIES: I'm gonna throw
you out the window.
>> KIM: Dream on.
>> HUMPHRIES: Mrs. Jenner and I
are at the SLS to meet
Jonathan to get the ring.
Give me the ring now.
Did you bring it?
>> JONATHAN: There was a
little problem.
It's all good.
It's in a very safe...
>> HUMPHRIES: Very wrong.
>> JONATHAN: Listen, let
me tell you...
Those people are on
to their passports.
They have no idea even where
they are.
Hola, señorita.
Sprechen sie Deutsch?
>> KRIS: Stop it.
We have a code name for
our operation.
We're calling this
"Operation Pumpkin."
'Cause it's like a
Cinderella story.
So what's the favorite thing
in Cinderella?
She, like, has to...
>> HUMPHRIES: Hold on, hold on.
>> KRIS: All right.
What happened to the ring?
>> JONATHAN: I'll tell you what
happened to the ring.
Let's not call it that anymore.
Let's call it...
>> KRIS: It's the mouse.
>> HUMPHRIES: The mouse.
>> JONATHAN: Okay, fine.
I went to pick up the ring.
>> HUMPHRIES: Shh!
>> KRIS: The mouse, the mouse!
>> JONATHAN: I'm sorry.
>> KRIS: What is wrong with you?
>> JONATHAN: The problem with
the mouse is that because it's
so expensive, it needs to go to
a place of business.
It's on a Brink's truck on its
way here.
>> KRIS: Jonathan has to have it
sent by Brink's truck because of
the value of the ring.
When he went to insure it,
they would not ship this
any other way.
>> JONATHAN: I'm sending it to
Dash because it has to go
to a place of business.
>> KRIS: Dash?!
>> JONATHAN: One of you has
to be there.
You're gonna get it
because if he goes to Dash,
she's gonna know something's up.
>> HUMPHRIES: Right.
>> KRIS: Code word for the
Brink's truck is "carriage."
The mouse is in the carriage.
>> JONATHAN: How about the
mousetrap?
>> HUMPHRIES: This is so lame.
Come on.
>> KRIS: It's not.
>> JONATHAN: Dude, this is
not lame.
If this was going
down in Minnesota, this would
have been at a roller rink.
Now you're getting a freakin'
carriage delivering a really
big mouse.
So you need to calm down.
This is not cow tipping.
Like, relax.
>> KRIS: Okay.
>> HUMPHRIES: Wow, wow.
>> JONATHAN: Sorry, Minnesota.
>> KHLOE: Hey, doll.
>> KRIS: What are you
doing here?
>> KHLOE: Uh, it's called
"my clothing store," one.
And two, I can't find you.
So Jesse told me you were here,
and I decided to stalk your ***.
>> KRIS: Khloe never comes to
the stores anymore because
it's just too crazy when
she's there.
I never expected to run
into her.
>> KHLOE: I signed for a shady
little package from you.
>> KRIS: Is this what she's
talking about?
>> KHLOE: What is that for?
>> KRIS: It is a... my checks
that I ordered.
>> KHLOE: Hello. It says it's
$2 million.
>> KRIS: You know what this is?
It's the check from Keith
Frankel.
>> KHLOE: Mom, no, it's not.
>> KRIS: Yeah, it is.
Yeah, it is.
>> KHLOE: Mom?
Seriously, what is that?
>> KRIS: It's really rare
that I'm at a loss for words,
but I don't know what to do,
and I'm pulling stories
out of my ***.
>> KHLOE: You are doing
something very weird.
>> KRIS: No, I am doing
something that perhaps has
something to do with you, and I
can't say anything because your
husband would kill me.
>> KHLOE: Oh, my God, what's
happening?
I'm getting really freaked out.
>> KRIS: Nothing's happening.
>> KHLOE: Mom, just tell me.
>> KRIS: No, I will not.
>> KHLOE: I'm going to tweet
that you're getting plastic
surgery if you don't tell me.
>> KRIS: You can tweet to your
heart's content, honey.
>> KHLOE: Please, just tell me
what you're doing.
I'm very uncomfortable.
>> KRIS: I'm not going to tell
you what... I have to go see...
>> KHLOE: I don't like
surprises.
>> KRIS: Has Lamar called?
>> KHLOE: Is this really about
me, or is this a joke?
>> KRIS: I had-- I had a Brink's
truck come here to deliver
something to me.
You can't time a Brink's truck
to show up.
>> KHLOE: No way.
You said there was a
surprise for me.
>> KRIS: I didn't say it was a
surprise for you.
I... I've said nothing.
>> KHLOE: Like, I know you're
getting old, but you just told
me, "Lamar has a surprise
for you."
>> KRIS: Okay, good.
I love you, and we'll
talk later.
Did you want to talk to me about
anything else, since you drove
all the way over here?
>> KHLOE: (bleep)
>> KRIS: Okay, I'll work
on that.
(phone ringing)
Hello.
>> HUMPHRIES: Hello.
>> KRIS: What's going on?
>> HUMPHRIES: Hey, uh...
>> KRIS: You were supposed to
meet me on the street.
>> HUMPHRIES: I know, but I
think there's paparazzi down the
street.
>> KRIS: The back of the house?
If she sees me, how are you
going to get this box?
>> HUMPHRIES: She's upstairs
doing her hair and makeup.
>> KRIS: Mother (bleep)!
Oh, here they come.
>> HUMPHRIES: Put it in your
purse...
>> KRIS: My purse?!
Morning, everybody.
(camera shutters clicking)
>> HUMPHRIES: (chuckles)
All right, we're good,
we're good.
I know you looked.
>> KRIS: Beautiful.
Oh!
Oh, my God!
>> HUMPHRIES: Shh!
>> KRIS: Oh, my God.
>> HUMPHRIES: Kim?
>> KIM: Yeah.
>> HUMPHRIES: I'm taking you
somewhere special tonight.
Dinner-- it'll be a good time.
>> KIM: Somewhere special like
where?
>> HUMPHRIES: I don't know--
that's, that's a part of it.
Tonight is the night
I'm going to propose.
I'm so nervous.
I don't even feel like myself.
>> KIM: What do I wear?
Oh, my God, I need to
ask you something.
>> HUMPHRIES: Yeah?
>> KIM: Okay, for real...
I want to ask you something.
Remember when you met Brody and
his girlfriend Avril?
This is a dead serious question.
She is selling her house.
Eight bedrooms, 12,000 square
feet, gated community, Bel Air.
I think it's perfect for me.
>> HUMPHRIES: Wait, baby...
>> KIM: Us, us, us.
I think we should get it--
together.
'Cause I need help paying
for it.
>> HUMPHRIES: Listen, listen...
Listen, finish paying off
this house...
>> KIM: Okay, it's done.
>> HUMPHRIES: (laughing)
>> KIM: Kris is one million
times more frugal and
conservative than I am.
Which is great, but we both work
hard, and we both choose to
spend it in our own ways.
>> HUMPHRIES: You just did it.
>> KIM: No, no, no.
My pillows are freshly done.
Oh, my God.
You seriously...
>> HUMPHRIES: Come on.
>> KIM: No, don't.
Don't. Seriously when you get
in a...
(both laughing)
>> HUMPHRIES (growling): Get
over here.
>> KIM: Oh, what a gentleman.
Babe, let's get a house in
Malibu.
>> HUMPHRIES: That's part of the
surprise.
>> KIM: It is?
>> HUMPHRIES: Let's just spend
all of our money.
I can live off my
parents later, once you figure
out that we're broke.
They'll have my back.
>> KIM: That other house is just
redic.
That's like my dream home.
>> HUMPHRIES: How is Avril's
home your dream home?
>> KIM: I've seen it twice.
>> HUMPHRIES: I have a financial
plan laid out for my life, okay?
Bringing you into my life is
not going to, like, derail
my plan.
>> KIM: I'm not trying to derail
your plan.
But I'm sorry-- if we're going
to back to New York, I can't
downgrade my style.
If you really want me to move to
New York, like, I can't live in
a low-- a lesser lifestyle than
I live now.
It's not worth it to me.
Like...
>> HUMPHRIES: It's not worth
what?
>> KIM: I'm not saying you're
not worth it, but you're going
to have to, like, get a nicer
place.
>> HUMPHRIES: I think I just
threw up in my mouth a little
bit.
In my mind, we're about to be
married and share everything.
Am I about to marry this wild
card who could potentially want
to spend everything that we
have?
When did you get so fancy that
you have to have...
>> KIM: I don't want to live in
a college dorm.
>> HUMPHRIES: It's not a college
dorm.
It's a new building.
It's nice.
>> KIM: It is.
Kris's apartment is really cute,
but I like to be as private as
possible, and when you're
walking in and out, people can
just go up to your door.
That bothers me.
>> HUMPHRIES: That's why for
sure we're keeping our money
separate.
>> KIM: I have issues 'cause I
don't want to live in a college
dorm?
>> HUMPHRIES: No, because you're
not in touch with reality.
>> KIM: That's not true.
>> HUMPHRIES: It is true.
Oh, my God.
I'm panicking.
>> KRIS: I'm so excited for
tonight, because Kris is going
to propose at Geoffrey's at the
beach.
So I've invited the whole
family.
This is going to be a great
night.
>> BRUCE: Hey.
>> KIM: I'm so surprised to see
everyone.
I knew Kris's sister was in
town.
I think it's really sweet of him
to plan a big family dinner,
since he knows how important
family is to me.
Hi.
>> HUMPHRIES: Hey.
>> KIM: Everyone, this is Kaela.
>> KAELA: Hi. Nice to meet you.
>> KOURTNEY: Hi.
>> HUMPHRIES: Good to see you.
I'm so glad you're here.
After this fight with Kim, my
nerves are feeling just kind of
uneasy about this right now.
And I'm not sure I want to do it
tonight.
>> KRIS: This is not a bib, this
is a Dolce & Gabanna fabulous.
>> It's very Liberace.
>> SCOTT: I can barely see you.
>> HUMPHRIES: Name names!
>> KHLOE: I can't name names.
>> HUMPHRIES: Name names now.
>> KHLOE: Can't name names.
>> JONATHAN: What about that?
>> KIM: Wait a minute!
>> SCOTT: She made him get Botox
and use electrolysis.
(Kaela laughing)
>> KHLOE: Literally.
>> ROB: Tell that to J.Lo.
>> KRIS: I feel like I'm going
to have an anxiety attack,
waiting for this to happen.
And every time I glance over at
Kris, he's not even making eye
contact with me.
Maybe they have some pumpkin pie
for dessert.
Just saying.
>> HUMPHRIES: Kim's mom's
looking at me.
Jonathan's looking at me.
They're like, "Do it.
Do it. Uh. Uh."
They're all stressing me out.
Okay, let me just stop there.
>> SCOTT: Did she say she looks
like Chris Penn?
(glass clinking)
>> HUMPHRIES: All right, I want
to make a toast to everyone
meeting my sister for the first
time.
>> KHLOE: She's never gonna come
back.
>> HUMPHRIES: And, um, you know,
to really hanging out with Khloe
for the first time.
And, uh, to beautiful Kim.
I love you.
So eat up.
I'm going to pick up that piece
of chicken, and bite it with my
mouth.
>> KRIS: Dude, you're killing
me.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay, I'm going to
go. Bye, guys.
>> JONATHAN: It's almost
midnight. I want to go home.
Oh, no, where you going?
>> ROB: I should go, too.
>> KRIS: Oh, my God...
I feel really bad,
because either he's really,
really nervous, or he's just
changed his mind.
>> HUMPHRIES: Look, you gotta
relax.
You're almost blowing it.
>> KRIS: I have to relax?
You're making me crazy, dude.
I mean, are you getting, like,
cold feet?
>> HUMPHRIES: No, not at all.
We had a little
fight today, so, you know...
I just want to be in great
spirits when it goes down.
>> KRIS: You sure?
>> HUMPHRIES: Yeah, yeah.
>> KRIS: Okay.
>> HUMPHRIES: See you.
>> KAELA: Are you going to drive
like a crazy person?
Just let me know right now.
>> HUMPHRIES: My sister's
someone I can talk to about
anything.
I want to get her opinion.
I definitely don't think I want
to propose if I'm not feeling
really great about it.
We got into this little fight.
We had never really gotten in an
argument, and it's...
it's getting a little bit
heated, and I'm sitting there,
and I'm like...
I wouldn't say I was
second-guessing it, but I think
I was psyching myself out.
I was just like, oh, my God,
what if it gets worse from here,
blah, blah, blah.
I just was thinking everything
negative possible.
>> KAELA: Worst-case scenarios.
>> HUMPHRIES: Yeah.
But we finally settled it, and
everything was cool, and like, I
got right back to where I was
before.
>> KAELA: Mm-hmm.
And we had a conversation before
about, you know, is she the one?
And you said "yes," without a
hesitation.
That's the most important thing.
>> HUMPHRIES: Kaela's right.
Kim's the girl for me.
>> KAELA: Do you know what you
should do?
You should sing it.
>> HUMPHRIES: Sing it for me.
Show me how it should go.
>> KAELA: ♪ Kim
Will you marry me? ♪
(both laughing)
>> HUMPHRIES: Yeah.
>> HUMPHRIES: This is the
biggest moment in my life, and
it's very nerve-wracking.
Oh, my God.
I chose her bedroom to ask her
to marry her there, because to
me, our love is simple, and I
don't want like all the
distractions and everything
crazy going around.
I just want it to be in her
home, quiet and perfect.
(breathes out)
(door opens)
(footsteps approaching)
(footsteps clattering up the
stairs)
(footsteps grow louder)
(footsteps stop)
(Kim gasps)
>> HUMPHRIES: Kim.
>> KIM: Oh...
my God.
This is like... the moment that
every girl has dreamed of their
entire life.
You're crazy.
>> HUMPHRIES: I love you.
Will you marry me?
(Kim giggles)
>> KIM: Oh, my God-- yes.
>> KIM: Oh, my God.
I'm like shaking.
I'm honestly speechless.
It's so beautiful, and it's so
sweet, and I just know Kris is
so nervous.
(whispering): Oh, my God.
(Kim laughs)
(HUMPHRIES grunts)
Oh... my God.
This is so crazy.
It's so perfect.
>> HUMPHRIES: You're perfect.
>> KIM: Oh, my gosh.
(whispering): Oh, my God.
Oh...
Oh, my God, we're engaged.
>> HUMPHRIES: I'm in shock right
now.
(Kim giggles)
>> KIM (shouting): We're
engaged!
(Humphries laughing)
♪ ♪
>> KRIS: You guys, let's come
sit down!
>> KIM: We are going over to my
mom's house to a family
barbeque, and I am just so
excited to tell everyone that
we're engaged.
>> BRUCE: There they are!
>> KIM: Hi, guys.
>> SCOTT: What is it, your Sweet
Sixteen?
>> HUMPHRIES: What's up, man?
>> KYLIE: Uh...
you have an engagement ring?
Uh, you have a ring.
>> KRIS: What?
>> HUMPHRIES: It's a fake ring.
>> KRIS: What is on your hand?
>> ROB: What's up, man?
>> KHLOE: Is this real?
>> KOURTNEY: Say Bible.
>> HUMPHRIES: It's a joke...
>> KIM: Bible.
>> KRIS: Bible!
Well, sometimes I
just say things.
I don't think, I just say it.
I just said it.
>> KIM: Bible!
>> SCOTT: You're not allowed to
Bible jokes.
>> KRIS: Brink's truck, honey.
>> KHLOE: I think we're all a
little like... what?
You are... like, really?
Say Bible, say Bible.
>> HUMPHRIES: I was joking.
>> KHLOE: You're joking?
>> SCOTT: What the hell is going
on here, man?
>> HUMPHRIES: It's for real.
>> KOURTNEY: No way!
>> BRUCE: Ah!
>> KHLOE: Congratulations!
>> JONATHAN: Mazel tov!
>> KOURTNEY: That is crazy.
>> BRUCE: See, I knew about it
two days ago.
>> KOURTNEY: What is going on?
>> KHLOE: What the [bleep]
is going on?
>> KIM: Kris...
As a joke, Kris says I'll only
get married if I can see a mini
horse.
>> SCOTT: Lamar could've taken
his pants off.
(Lamar laughs)
>> KRIS: Once again, our family
continues to get bigger.
And I think that Kris Humphries
is going to make an amazing
addition to our family.
>> HUMPHRIES: Thank you.
>> LAMAR: So you're getting
married.
>> HUMPHRIES: Yeah, it's crazy,
huh?
>> LAMAR: It's gonna be a fun
ride for you.
>> HUMPHRIES: It's a lot to deal
with, huh?
>> LAMAR: Yeah.
Yeah, you probably won't have to
han-- worry about anything,
though, not this wedding.
>> LAMAR: It be all taken care
of.
Just show up.
>> KIM: It says, "Will you marry
me?" in rose petals.
I am honestly so excited.
I just feel like my life has
changed so much in a year.
I'm really looking forward to
this amazing journey that I'm
going to bring Kris on.
And, you know, I think we've
really changed each other's
lives.
>> BRUCE: So you're a griller.
>> KRIS: I want to raise a glass
to Kim and Kris.
Kris, it's amazing to have you
as part of the family.
>> HUMPHRIES: Oh, thank you.
>> KRIS: Kimmie, I'm so happy
for you, because I know how
happy this makes you.
>> KOURTNEY: We love you guys.
>> KRIS: We're going to have a
wedding!
>> SCOTT: We're going to have
a baby!