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Hi I'm German and I bet you a pencil that after your name comes your last name.
"Embarrassment"
Hey! you look different today.
You did something to yourself,
I don't know but you look different.
I like it!.
Embarrassment!
We all have those moments when we just want to disappear.
When you want to swallowed by earth.
Kinda like.
OK! don't look at me!, don't look at me!.
And it's normal to be embarrassed.
It's something with what you have to learn how to live with.
From something so simple like tripping and falling in public.
Until something like this happens to you:
Ok take care!.
See you tomorrow, bye!
Hit the damn glass!.
Someone should put a sing in that glass that says:
"Careful, giant glass.. ***."
I wanna congratulate those people who clean the windows in malls.
Excellent job.
Another huge embarrassment is going to your girlfriend's home,
and your in-laws being there
Ok, that entire process already is embarrassing.
But there's one moment in particular that is more embarrassing.
And it's to want to use the bathroom.
After holding it for 2 hours.
Just so you don't have to ask to use the bathroom.
You can't hold it anymore and you ask.
They let you use the bathroom, everything goes well.
But with your bad luck,
The bathroom's just by the living room.
Living room where the entire family is sitting.
Oh god, it's huge.
It's like a submarine.
Oh my god.
Ready.
Awkwaaard.
I don't know if it has happened to you.
But it's something that happens to me a lot.
Saying hello.
When you say hi to someone you don't know,
you never know how to.
And it's embarrassing to be left with your hand like this,
When the other person has their hand like this.
Hey! what's up!.
Oh, sorry.
And it's even worse if you greet like this,
and the other person hugs you,
and your hand ends up in their crotch.
When you're over the saying hi part,
and you have to talk to the person, it can be worse.
It's a bit embarrassing if something like this happens:
Hi, what's up.
Fine thanks, you're Fernando's friend, right?
Yeah, he's my friend.
Ok cool.
Yeah.
Look, a dog.
It has..
It has hair.
Yeah.
It's a dog..
a hairy dog.
Ok, I'm leaving, take care, bye!.
Not having a subject to talk about with a person is horrible.
It can be only 5 seconds where nobody talks.
But they're the longest 5 seconds in history.
Well.
We all have guilty pleasures.
And when it's about music,
people tend to judge a lot.
And that's why it's so embarrassing when things like this happen:
GAY!!.
I mean.
It's horrible!.
And it's worse when you're the one who comes in.
The same thing happened to me once but when I entered the room,
I found my buddy kissing someone.
The awkward thing was that that other person was my other best guy friend.
Anyway.
It's always good to be with your friends.
You have a great time with your friends.
You always laugh.
You're happy.
And you try to make them laugh as well.
Cheer up the moment, tell a joke.
But damn it, it's so embarrassing when this happens:
Me, me, I have another joke.
Ok, go.
What did Terminator say to the guy who fixed his computer?
I don't know.
He said,
"Instala vista baby".
Because Terminator always says..
Ok, shut up.
Well, there are things you don't do,
to avoid embarrassment.
Like me for example.
If I'm in the bus and I'm cold because cold air is coming in from the window.
Do you know what I do?
Nothing.
I suffer through it.
What happens if I stand up,
I try to close the window,
and I can't?
Everyone sitting in the bus
will think I'm a weak loser.
Ok, most of the embarrassing things that happen to us,
happen when you're a kid.
From your mother yelling at you in public and everyone's looking.
You failed again in school?!
Your only obligation is to study, your only obligation.
Mommy we're at the supermarket and everybody's looking.
So now I can't yell at you in public!.
You're my son and I yell at you wherever I want!.
To walk in on your parents when they're..
you know.
Mommy can you tell me a story?, I can't sl..
Mom?
Dad?.
What are you doing?!.
THAT is embarrassing.
But it can be worse.
Mom?.
Neighbor?!.
Question!.
What's the biggest embarrassing moment you've been through?.
Once I stepped on dog poop,
I didn't notice and I entered the classroom.
The entire class noticed it smelled like poop,
and when they asked,
Who smells like ***?!.
The entire class pointed at me.
It was beautiful.
Anyways.
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A Psychological hug and see you next friday.
And if you're watching from Japan.
Friday.
Bye bye!.