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Lakshya,the college topper.It seems everyday is a semester night to him.
Gaurav,the backbencher.It is like he has dreamt of windows 8 right after born only.
Good morning mam.
Good morning.Sit down.
As you know today your ethics class is going to discuss about...
*** yaar...why am not able to access my account.
Gaurav...oye Gaurav..listen no yaar..
Please check what's the problem with it.
what happened?
Chatur is there yaa... ask him..
Oh chatur..how could I miss him..chatur..oye chatur..see once..
Look,my account has been hacked.How to trace the IP address now.
But this is not in the syllabus.
Leave..leave..you carry on with yours.
howmuch you study chatur..now leave yaar... leave.. leave..[backside boys]
Yes.I am again the topper.
*** yaar...Gaurav has got 3 backlogs.
Yes,mumma I have topped again.
Mom: Well done son.Congrats but still I am not enough satisfied dear.This time you have to top in the university also.Okay baby.
Yes,definitely mumma.Ok mumma.
Mummy atleast you listen to me once.Mummy please let me explain please.
Mom: No,no way....I don't wanna listen your lame excuses.I don't know about all that... what will I do with your skills if you can't bring 8 point in semesters?
Mum, I was helping bro in his IBM project.......So I couldn't get time to study and... and...hello..mummy...
[Mom hung up. . . .]
Hello,Rupam say...what happened?
Yes,I am waiting outside the campussing cell.
Say yaa...what happened?
what is the problem?
Mobile has got slow?Is it android phone?
So, should I tell you what you have to do now?
Atfirst,go to the taskbar.
Now see there is an option of clear memory.
Now press that and
clear that.
Now,you don't need to thank me.
Aah..from now on,if you get any problem,just go to my website and download software from there.Ok,ok.
May I come in Sir?
Yes,have a seat.
So, you are from information technology.
yes,sir.
So,you have read both C and Java right?
So,lakshya,Can you tell me one feature that C contains but java doesn't?
Aaah. . . .sir . .
Aaah. . . .sir . .
Aaah. . . .sir. .
Sir,Java has several features like inheritance,multi inheritance and interface.
No,no. . . .I am asking you which feature is contained in C but not in Java?
Aaah. . .
So,lakshya can you differentiate between hard work and smart work?
Aaah. . . .sir
Aaah. . . .sir...Sir.hard work is a key to get success in long term and aaahh. . .smart work is a key to get success in short term.
So ,lakshya you are telling you will be verymuch dedicating towards our company. . .so in the worst case would you lie for our company?
Yes,definitely sir.If i am working for this company,I am totally yours and sir lie is not a crime...If it is good for our own company,I will definitely do. it.
Thank you sir.
Thank yauuu . . .
[ interviewers' pale faces towards each other. . . .]
May I come in sir.
Yes,have a seat.
So,Gaurav O in C . . .very good..
what supply in ethics?. . .seems very interseted in programming and all. .
So,Can you tell me one feature that C contains but java doesn't?
Yes sir,Pointer.
Ok and why So?????
Sir,pointer is a reference handle to memory location
and improper handling of pointer leads to memory leaks
and reliability issues. Hence java doesn't support pointer.
So,gaurav what do you mean by hard work and smart work?
Sir,hard work is if we have 3 apple and we have to distribute among the 7 people,then we have to piece the apple and distribute among them.
and smart work is simply make a juice of the apple and distribute among them.
So.gaurav how good are you at lying?I mean when our company's reputation is at stake,would you lie for our company?
Sir,I think no.
To lie I need to work out a lie and a 100 of other lies to hide the 1st lie.
Instead of channeling my thoughts in that way I would rather find out a possible solution to the problem.
Lying would be the absolute last option.
Thank you sir.
Best of luck, Dexterous Lad.
Oye...Gaurav, you have got the job.
party! party! party!