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>>> TONIGHT ON "RED EYE."
>> COMING UP ON "RED EYE," IS
THIS BAND OF INNOCENT LOOKING
MIER CATS TAKING OVER
HEADQUARTERS?
WE PICK UP WHERE "SPECIAL
REPORT" LEFT OFF.
AND DOES THE PRESIDENT THINK
THE OLYMPICS ARE A DUMB IDEA?
>> PROBABLY NOTHING HAS DONE
MORE DAMAGE TO AMERICA'S
CREDIBILITY IN THE WORLD THAN
THE SPECTACLE THAT WE HAVE
SEEN THESE PAST SEVERAL
WEEKS.
>> AND FINALLY, PAPER TOWELS,
DO THEY REALLY ABSORB AS MUCH
LIQUID AS YOU THINK?
WE WILL SETTLE IT IN AN UNIT
INTERRUPTED DEBATE.
>> LET'S WELCOME OUR GUEST.
SHE HATES PICKLES, BUT LOVES
CUCUMBERS.
I AM HERE WITH JOANNE AND I
DID NOT WRITE THAT.
JAY I WROTE IT.
--
>> I WROTE IT.
>> I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT
MEANS.
HE IS THE FORMER CHIEF OF
STAFF TO PRESIDENT RONALD
REAGAN, AY LEVY.
I HAD MONTH IDEA.
VERY QUIET AND BEHIND THE
SCENES.
HE MAKES US LAUGH WHILE HATING
WHITE PEOPLE, SHERROD SMALL.
>> HASH TAG RED EYE.
WHO LOVES YOU BABY?
>> AND SHE IS SO SHARP THAT
KNIVES CALL HER FOR TIPS.
IT IS FOX NEWS NATIONAL
SECURITY ANALYST KT
MCFARLAND.
>> A BLOCK.
THE LEDE.
THAT'S THE FIRST STORY.
A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY YOU ARE
DARK AND HANDSOME, GREG WHICH
IS SHORT OF TRUE.
WHEN IT IS DARK, YOU ARE
HANDSOME.
>> WE WILL TRY AND GET THROUGH
THIS WITHOUT JOANNE BURPING.
>> I'M SORRY.
>> WE ARE STARING DOWN A
SHORTAGE OF CLOWN.
IT IS DAY 46 OF --
>> IT IS HAPPENING JUST AS I
PREDICTED, ONLY MONTHS AGO.
WE ARE FACING A NATIONAL CLOWN
SHORTAGE.
THE NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
REPORTS MEMBERSHIP AT THE
COUNTRY'S LARGEST TRADE
ORGANIZATION FOR THE JESTERS
HAS PLUMMETED IN THE LAST 10
YEARS.
EXPLAINED THE PRESIDENT OF
CLOWNS OF AMERICA
INTERNATIONAL OR CAI, WHAT IS
HAPPENING IS THE OLDER CLOWNS
ARE PASSING AWAY, END QUOTE.
AS THE DEAD DROP THE YOUNG
SCOFF.
THE YOUNGER GENERATION IS NOT
INTERESTED IN FILLING THEIR
FLOPPY SHOES LAMENTED THE
PRESIDENT OF NEW YORK CLOWN
ALLEY, YES, THAT ONE.
AMERICAN KIDS THESE DAYS ARE
THINKING ABOUT DIFFERENT
CAREERS ALTOGETHER.
IT WAS A CAREER.
THEY ARE THINKING OF ANYTHING
OTHER THAN CLOWNING.
THAT'S BAD NEWS FOR AMERICA.
LET'S LOOK AT SOME OF OUR
FAVORITE CLOWNS PAST AND
PRESENT.
♪
>> THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO END
WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA.
I'M DISAPPOINTED IN OUR
EDITING ABILITIES.
SHERROD, IS THIS THE END OF
CLOWNS?
>> ARE WE TALKING ABOUT CLOWNS
OR NOT JUST DUDES THAT CUT ME
OFF ON THE WEST SIDE HIGHWAY?
>> CLOWNS.
>> I THINK THEY CAN DO MORE
THAN BEING A CLOWN NOW.
THEY HAVE MORE AS -- AS SPUR
RATIONS, IF YOU WILL.
I THINK "MODERN FAMILY" RUINED
IT.
HE WAS A FULL TEAM CLOWN AND
NOW HE WON AN EMMY ON AN
ACTOR.
>> I HAD NO IDEA WHY HE WAS
AN -- HE WAS AN ACTUAL CLOWN.
>> I DID THE RESEARCH.
>> NOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW THIS,
BUT YOU CONSIDERED A CAREER IN
CLOWNING.
WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO HANG UP
YOUR FLOPPY SHOES?
>> I GOT A DEGREE AND THAT WAS
MORE OPPORTUNITY THAN BEING A
CLOWN.
>> DO YOU EVER REGRET IT?
>> IT WAS BACK WHEN WE WON THE
COLD WAR.
ALL OF MY PALS, THERE WAS
NOTHING LEFT TO TALK ABOUT.
MAYBE IT WOULD HAVE COME IN
HANDY.
>> ARE YOU WORRIED?
>> I AM CONCERNED IF THIS IS A
CLOWN ISSUE OR A LABOR UNION
ISSUE?
ARE THERE CLOWNS WHO ARE
MEMBERS OF A UNION OR IS THIS
A TREND WHERE PEOPLE CAN BE
CLOWNS AND HAVE TO BE MEMBERS
OF A UNION?
>> IS IT A UNION OR A LITTLE
CAR THEY ALL CLIMBED INTO?
>> WELL THE CARS COME
SMALLER.
>> I THINK THAT WAS ALWAYS AN
ISSUE I COULD NOT UNDERSTAND.
WHY DO THEY HAVE TO DRIVE IN A
TINY CAR WHEN CLEARLY THERE
WERE OTHER CARS AROUND.
WHY DOES YOUR GENERATION
REFUSE TO TAKE AN INTEREST IN
CLOWNS THE WAY SAY MY
GENERATION DID?
>> I THINK IT IS BECAUSE HALF
OF THE MILLENIALS ARE
TERRIFIED OF CLOWNS AND THE
OTHER HALF HAVE A FETISH WITH
CLOWNS.
NO ONE WANTS TO BE THE CLOWN.
ALSO WE HAVE TO PAY OFF LOANS
AND LOTS OF OTHER EXPENSES.
THIS CAREER JUST REALLY DOES
PRESIDENT OFF -- DOESN'T OFFER
A BIG PAYCHECK.
>> NO WOMAN WOULD DATE A
CLOWN.
>> THE WORST GROUPIES.
OUT OF ALL OF THE CAREERS,
THEY HAVE THE WORST GROUPIES.
>> I WANT TO BE THE ONE
WEARING THE WORST MAKE UP IN
THE COUPLE.
>> YOU DON'T WANT THICKER
THIGHS.
>> YOU SAID IT.
NAIL ON THE HEAD.
>> NO WONDER NEITHER OF YOU
DATED ANDY.
HIS THIGHS ARE THE SIZE OF
PYRAMIDS.
>> AND SHAPE.
>> NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW
THAT.
DO WE NEED CLOWNS?
WE HAVE NETFLIX AND OTHER
THINGS .
>> THAT'S A CLOWN QUESTION,
BRO.
ANYONE WHO WATCHES C-SPAN
KNOWS WE DON'T HAVE A CLOWN
SHORTAGE.
THEY MAY NOT BEWARING THE MAKE
UP OR THE COSTUMES, BUT THEY
ARE SOUT THERE.
POP CULTURE KILLED THE CLOWN
INDUSTRY.
GROWING UP IT WAS BOZO THE
CLOWN.
HE WAS FRIENDLY AND KIDS LOVED
THEM.
AND THEN THE CLOWNS WERE EVIL
AND TERRIFYING.
THE DOLL FROM "POLTERGEIST"
AND KILLER CLOWNS FROM OUT OF
SPACE AND" IT" AND ROBIN
WILLIAMS AS PATCH ADAMS AND
THEY WERE TERRIFYING.
AND YOU HAD POGO THE CLOWN
GOING TO PARTIES AND KILLING
PEOPLE.
NO WONDER NOBODY WANTS TO BE A
CLOWN ANYMORE.
>> WHAT ABOUT RONALD
McDONALD?
WHAT ABOUT CRUSTY?
THOSE ARE CLOWNS YOU LIKE.
YOU LIKE CRUSTY THE CLOWN,
RIGHT?
HE IS A DRINKER A SMOKER?
>> HOW CAN YOU DEFEND CLOWNS
WHEN THERE ARE SO FEW BLACK
CLOWNS?
>> HOW DARE YOU?
THAT'S WHERE THE OBAMA JOKE
COULD HAVE COME.
WE HAVE BLACK CLOWNS, BUT THEY
ARE NOT BIG.
I KNOW A COUPLE OF BLACK
CLOWNS LIKE BLACK-O.
HE WAS A WONDERFUL CLOWN.
HE WOULD JUMP AROUND AND HE
HAD A LASSO.
>> I THINK THAT MAY HAVE BEEN
IRKLE.
>> HE WAS DATING MY AUNT.
>> THERE WAS HOMIE THE CLOWN.
>> HE WAS VIOLENT.
HE WAS ON "IN LIVING COLOR."
CLOWNS GOT A BAD RAP THE LAST
COUPLE YEARS.
>> AND I WILL SAY BEFORE WE
MOVE ON IS THAT CLOWNS REALLY
ARE A TEST MEANT TO HOW BAD
ENTERTAINMENT WAS WHEN WE WERE
YOUNGER, AND EVEN BEFORE
THAT.
WHEN LIFE WAS NASTY, BREW TISH
AND SHORT, CLOWNS WERE YOUR
RELIEF.
WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT LIFE
BACK THEN?
AND THEN WE STARTED INVENTING
ENTERTAINMENT.
WE DON'T NEED THIS OVERWEIGHT
WEIRD MAN WHO SMELLS OF
BOURBON IN MY HOUSE PLAYING
WITH MY KIDS.
>> THAT WAS YOUR UNCLE.
WHAT IS GOING ONERE?
>> I THINK WE LEARNED A
AVAILABLE LESSON.
NOBODY CARES OF THE CLOWNS
EXCEPT ME.
>> DO MEN OF THE LEFT LACK
MASCULINE HEFT?
WOMEN PREFER CONSERVATIVE
MEN.
NOT ONLY DO 82% OF THE LOADED
LADIES LIKE THE SIDE OF THE
RIGHT, BUT DEMOCRATS DID TOO.
INTERESTING.
THEIR REASONS, QUOTE, I WANT
TO BE WITH A MAN WHO IS
AMBITIOUS AND LIBERAL MEN ARE
NOT AMBITIOUS.
THEY PLAN FOR THE FUTURE AND
ARE IN IT FOR THE LONG RUN.
SHUT.
LIBERAL MEN ARE LESS MASCULINE
AND GREG GUTFELD EATS TOO MOP
CHINESE FOOD.
I BELIEVE WE HAVE SIDE BY
SIDES OF LIBERALS AND
CONSERVATIVES WHO MAY HELP
EXPLAIN THE RESULT OF THE
SURVEY.
HERE IS AN EXAMPLE.
THERE IS ANOTHER ONE.
THAT'S MOBEY.
THERE IS CHUCK NORRIS VERSUS
LADY GAGA.
AND CLINT EASTWOOD AND JANEEN
GO RAVE PHO LOW.
GO RAW PHO LOW.
THAT'S ALL I NEEDED.
WOW, THAT WAS BAD.
DO YOU THINK LIBERAL MEN ARE
LESS MASCULINE OR A BIAS STUDY
THAT "RED EYE" REPORTS BECAUSE
IT VALIDATES MY ASSUMPTION?
>> I THINK THERE IS SOMETHING
TO IT.
IT IS A STUNNING STATISTIC.
LESS THAN 10% OF WOMEN PREFER
LIBERAL MEN.
THAT'S NOT A STATISTICAL
ERROR.
YOU THINK OF A MAN.
THEY ARE THE WEALTHY GUY WHO
HAS ANY WOMAN HE CAN HAVE.
WHAT DOES HE WANT?
THE CUTE ***.
HIGH DOESN'T CARE WHAT SHE
THINKS.
IN FACT, HE THINKS SHE
SHOULDN'T THINK.
SHE WANTS A GUY THAT WILL
PROTECT HER AND TAKE CARE OF
HER.
MEN ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN
ARE FROM VENUS.
>> I HAVE NEVER HEARD THAT
BEFORE.
DID YOU COIN THAT SOME.
>> DID YOU EVER WATCH "THE
GOOD WIFE"?
>> DO I?
>> SHE IS THE ALPHA FEMALE ON
THAT SHOW AND WHO DOES SHE
CHOOSE TO MARY RE?
THE SARAH PALIN GUY.
THE GUY WITH THE GUNS AND HE
IS TOUGH.
>> THAT IS A TV SHOW THOUGH.
>> SOMEBODY WROTE IT THAT
WAY.
>> I WOULDN'T USE THAT IN A
COURT OF LAW.
>> I THINK IT PROVES A POINT.
>> THERE IS ONE THING I KNOW.
CONSERVATIVE WOMEN, LIBERAL
WOMEN, THEY ALL WANT THE SAME
THING, A BLACK MAN.
DEAL WITH IT.
DON'T LOOK AWAY.
I AM TALKING TO YOU.
I WILL BE CONSERVATIVE ON THAT
NIGHT.
YOU WILL WANT ME TO BE A
LITTLE MORE LIBERAL WHEN IT
COMES DOWN TO IT.
>> YOU MAY WANT TO DATE A
LIBERAL GUY, BUT YOU WANT TO
MARRY A CONSERVATIVE.
I CAN TELL YOU FROM THREE
YEARS EXPERIENCE.
>> TOUCHE.
I WILL LEAVE THAT NIGHT.
>> THERE WAS A LOT OF STUFF IN
THE APARTMENT.
>> A COUPLE OF THINGS.
BUT YOU WILL HEAR ABOUT THAT
IN THE EXIT POLL.
>> JOANNE, ONE WOMAN SAID CON
SOWF TIFF MEN ARE REAL MEN --
CONSERVATIVE MEN ARE REAL MEN
AND WEAR THE PANTS AND TREAT
YOU LIKE A LADY.
DO YOU AGREE WITH THAT A?
>> YEAH.
AS MEN AGE THEIR POLITICAL
VIEWS TEND TO SHIFT AS WELL.
>> LABIDO?
>> MAN, THAT TOO, BUT THERE
ARE PILLS FOR THAT.
>> THANK THE LORD.
>> SLEEPING PILLS.
>> I TURN ON MY SOUND VIDEOS.
>> AS THEY GET OLDER THEY
ABANDON THE LIBERAL IDEALS.
YOU THINK ABOUT THE 1% AND
OCCUPY WALL STREET.
I DON'T WANT TO MARRY SOMEONE
LIKE THAT.
I WANT SOMEBODY WHO WILL TAKE
ME OUT TO A NICE DINNER AND
PUT A RING ON IT.
>> IF HE OWNS A TENT, IT
BETTER BE FOR ADVENTURE
CAMPING AND NOT BECAUSE HE IS
OUT IN FRONT OF A BANK.
>> MAYBE HE IS A POET AND HE
IS TRYING TO CHANGE SOCIETY.
YOU CAN'T SHARE A CAN OF PORK
AND BEANS IN FRONT OF WALL
STREET?
>> YOU KNOW THAT IS A SCAM.
THEY SAY THEY ARE THE POET TO
GET THE WOMAN WITHOUT HAVING
TO PAY.
>> SO I SHOULDN'T TRUST THE
DUDE UNDER THE TREE WITH THE
UH COULD YOU CITIES GUITAR?
UH COULDACOUSTIC GUITAR?
>> "TIME" MAGAZINE FOUND OUT
LIBERALS PREFER CATS.
THAT JIVES WITH THIS, RIGHT?
>> DOES IT?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY.
>> I PUT THE STORIES TOGETHER
FOR THAT REASON.
A MAN WHO LIKES CATS MIGHT
PROBABLY BE MORE LIBERAL
BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE THE
WHEREWITH ALL TO TAKE CARE OF
A DOG.
CAT FOOD IS CHEAPER.
>> CATS ARE CHEAPER.
I LIKE ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO
DOES THE SURVEY.
BUT THIS WHOLE ENTIRE SURVEY
WAS DUMB FOR A LOT OF
REASONS.
FIRST OF ALL IT DIDN'T ACCOUNT
FOR LIBERTARIANS.
SINCE LIBERTARIANS DON'T HAVE
A CLEAR PLAY, BLAH, BLAH,
BLAH, DON'T FRAME IT ON THE
LIBERAL CONSERVATIVE
SPECTRUM.
IN THE 1980s WHEN YOU SAID
WERE YOU A LIBERTARIAN THEY
SAID WHAT IS THAT?
THAT'S NOT THE CASE ANYMORE.
PEOPLE WE ACCEPT NOW THAT NOT
EVERYONE IS A LIBERAL OR CON
SIGH TIFF AND ADD --
CONSERVATIVE AND ADD IT TO
YOUR QUIZ.
HE DOES SAY FELINES ARE THE
MOST LIBERTARIAN OF ALL
ANIMALS.
>> I KNEW HE WOULD DEFEND THE
CAT.
>> HE SAID FELINE RTZ MOST
LIBERTARIAN OF ALL ANIMALS.
>> I THINK WE WILL EXIT ON
THAT ONE.
SHOULD WHAT IS IN YOUR SHORTS
MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN SPORTS?
A MALE CALIFORNIA HIGH SCHOOL
STUDENT, VERY ATTRACTIVE, IS
JOINING THE GIRLS SOFTBALL
TEAM AFTER COMING TO IDENTIFY
AS FEMALE.
PAT CORDOVA GOFF PLAYED AS A
FRESHMAN AND IS PHIZ PHIZ --
PHIZ YOW LOGICALLY A BOY.
BUT THERE IS A LAW THAT SAYS
EACH STUDENT HAS ACCESS TO
SPORTS TEAMS THAT ARE
CONSISTENT WITH HIS OR HER
GENDER IDENTITY.
MEANWHILE, THIS CHICK IS
TRYING
>> HE IS RUNNING BECAUSE HE IS
AFRAID OF BEING SUCKED UNDER
THE TREADMILL.
>> HE WILL GO UNDER AND KEEP
COMING AROUND LIKE THAT.
>> SHERROD, IT MAY BE FAIR TO
PAT AND I AM GLAD THE NAME IS
PAT.
>> THAT WAS THE DUDE?
>> WITHOUT HAVING THE SURMING
RE -- SURGERY ATTRACTIVE
FEMALE.
>> EDDIE MURPHY WILL PICK IT
UP.
>> THAT'S A BROAD STATEMENT
AND NO PUBLICKEN TENDED.
PUBLIC -- PUN INTENDED.
MALES HAVE MORE BODY MASS THAN
WOMEN.
IS THAT FAIR?
>> WHEN YOU GO UP AGAINST A
VENUS WILLIAMS SISTER SAY
THAT.
I MEAN, COME ON.
THEY ARE EVEN MATCHED.
YOU HAVE TO LET THEM PLAY IT
OUT.
HIGH SCHOOL KID AND HAVE TO
LET HIM PLAY.
JUST LET HIM PLAY. HE CAN'T
STAY IN HIGH SCHOOL FOREVER,
RIGHT?
>> THAT'S TRUE.
WELL, YOU DID.
>> THAT'S DIFFERENT.
I HAD A PROBLEM WITH THE
SCIENCE TEACHER.
>> THE SCIENCE TEACHER HAD A
PROBLEM WITH YOU.
>> I WAS SMOKING WITH THE
BUNSON BURNER.
BOOM!
>> PLAY SOFTBALL, NOT PLAY
SOFTBALL?
>> I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE WE
HAVE GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE
THAT IS A BIG ISSUE.
HIGH SCHOOL USED TO BE AN EASY
THING.
YOU ARE EITHER ON THE TEAM OR
NOT ON THE TEAM.
>> MAYBE FOR SOMEONE LEAK YOU,
KT, WHO HAS NO CONFUSION IN
HER LIFE.
THERE IS PROBABLY SOMETHING TO
THAT.
THE FACT THAT WE ARE MAKING IT
INTO SUCH A BIG DEAL, IT IS
NOT GOOD FOR THAT PERSON.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, IT IS GREAT
FOR "RED EYE."
>> FOR SURE.
>> THEN WE DO THE STORY.
JOANNE, WHAT COULD STOP ME
FROM DOING THE SAME THING
OTHER THAN HAVING NO
COORDINATION?
>> ALL OF THE ABOVE.
I THINK IT IS GREAT SHE HASN'T
FELT OSTRACIZED BY HER PEERS
OR ANY OF THE SPORTS TEAMS SO
SHE IS GOING OUT FOR THIS
TEAM.
AFTER PLAYING BASEBALL YOUR
FRESHMAN YEAR, THE FACT THAT
YOU ARE STILL SO OPEN TO IT
AND WILLING TO PARTICIPATE
KNOWING YOU ARE GOING TO GET
SO MUCH BACKLASH FROM PEOPLE
WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT'S
GREAT. AS FAR AS THE WHOLE
HAVING THE MALE MUSCLES AND
THE MORE POWER ON THE TEAM,
SOME PEOPLE ARGUED THAT IF SHE
IS TAKING HORMONES, THEN THAT
MIGHT NOT BE THE CASE.
SHE SAID SHE CAN'T EVEN AFFORD
MAKE UP OR THESE THINGS TO
REALLY TRANSITION INTO BEING
FEMALE.
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S THE
CASE SO THAT'S WHERE IT GETS
TRICKY.
>> SHE IS GOING TO BECOME
POPULAR AND THEN HERE COMES
THE PROM AND THEN SHE GETS,
WHAT, KING, QUEEN?
>> LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS.
SHE MADE HISTORY LAST YEAR AND
SHE WAS THE FIRST OPENLY
TRANSGENDER STUDENT TO BE
ELECTED TO THE HOMECOMING
COURT.
BUT SHE LOST THE HOMECOMING
QUEEN VOTE.
>> SHE VOTED AGAINST HERSELF.
SHE IS LIKE I'M NOT A SHE.
I AM A SOMETHING ELSE.
>> SHE IS ALSO THE STUDENT
BODY PRESIDENT.
>> I HAVE A FEELING PAT IS
RUNNING FOR TOO MANY THINGS.
>> SPREADING HERSELF TO THIN.
>> EXACTLY.
I FIND THAT TO BE THE REAL
PROBLEM.
BY THE WAY, IF PAT WERE 6 FOOT
2 AND 220 POUNDS WOULD IT BE
AS -- BECAUSE PAT IS ACTUALLY
SMALLER, RIGHT?
>> HOWEVER IN THIS ARTICLE
WHAT WAS IT?
STRAPPING, BROAD SHOULDERED?
I HATE THIS ARTICLE OF WHO
EVER WROTE IT.
THAT'S THE MOST OFFENSIVE
THING.
YOU ARE LIMITING THIS GIRL.
YOU ARE SHOVING HER RIGHT BACK
IN THAT MALE HOLE.
>> WHOA, WHOA.
>> INTERESTING.
>> IN KOW WHAT HOLE THAT IS.
>> THERE IS ONE TROUBLING PART
OF THE STORY.
SOURCES TOLD THE SAN GABRIEL
VALLEY TRIBUNE SHE WASN'T
GOING TO MAKE THE VARSITY
TEAM, AND THEY DIDN'T POST WHO
WAS MAKING THE TEAM WHEN THEY
WERE SUPPOSED TO. THEY SAID
AFTER THE COACH MET WITH THE
LAWYER THEY ADDED HER TO THE
VARSITY SQUAD.
I THINK IF SHE MEETS THE
QUALIFICATIONS SHE SHOULD BE
ALLOWED TO PLAY, BUT NOT
JUMPED UP IF SHE DOESN'T HAVE
THE SKILLS.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO
BELIEVE.
BUT I KNOW WE ARE RUNNING OUT
OF TIME.
ENOUGH OUT OF YOU, JOANNE.
STOP BURPING.
ROCKING CHAIRS ARE THEY SAFETY
SEATS OR BUILT AT THE HANDS OF
SATAN.
FIRST, IS DOING *** COOL IF
IT PAYS FOR SCHOOL?
OR DOES THE GIRL FROM DUKE
DESERVE A REBUKE?
THIS STORY ALONG WITH MORE
RHYMES AFTER THE BREAK.
>>> DID SHE DESERVE SCORN FOR
DOING ***?
A FRESHMAN AT DUKE UNIVERSITY
HAS BEEN OUTED AS AN ADULT
ACTRESS.
LAUER, NOT -- LAUREN, NOT HER
REAL NAME, SAID SHE DID THE
SPREAD AND ENJOYED ADULT
ENTERTAINMENT.
SHE ADMITTED IT TO HIM AND
BEGGED TO KEEP IT QUIET.
AFTER HE TOLD ALL OF HIS FRAT
BROS.
LAUREN WHO IDENTIFIES AS THE
LIBERTARIAN SAYS HE BEGAN
WORKING IN THE INDUSTRY TO PAY
GOING TO DUKE.
I WISH I COULD JUST DO ***
AND PAY FOR MY COLLEGE AND NOT
GET [WHREEP -- GET] BLEEP [PR
ANALLY LEVEY.
>> THAT'S WHY I WILL NO LONGER
MAKE DONKEY VIDEOS BECAUSE OF
THE PERSECUTION.
>> THAT WAS AMAZING.
ALTHOUGH, I DON'T KNOW HOW
LONG IT TOOK FOR THEM TO
FIGURE THAT OUT.
JOANNE, SHE SAID SHE FELT MORE
DEGRADED WAITING TABLES THAN
DOING ***.
>> I HAVE NEVER DONE *** SO I
CAN NEVER LOOK AT THE TWO
REALISTICALLY.
IT CAN BE DEGRADING SERVING
TABLES.
BUT HAVE I MY CLOTHES ON.
THAT'S BETTER.
I THINK SHE IS BEING
RESOURCEFUL.
SHE IS HARD WORKING.
SHE IS HONEST ABOUT IT.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
SHE SAYS SHE DOESN'T WANT TO
GET [BLEEP] ON THIS, SHE IS A
SOCIOLOGY MAJOR.
WHAT DOES SHE EXPECT?
THERE IS A STIGMA ON ***.
YOU ARE ON DUKE'S CAMPUS AND
THERE ARE FRAT BROS.
>> WE MENTIONED THE BIG
STORY.
THIS IS THE ONE GIRL WHO
FINALLY WHEN SHE SAID I AM
DOING IT FOR SCHOOL SHE WAS.
YOU KNOW HOW MANY LADIES OF
THE NIGHT WHO SAY I AM DOING
THIS FOR SCHOOL MONEY?
SURE YOU ARE PUMPKIN.
>> I'M GLAD YOU CITED IT.
>> THE ONE GIRL WHO EVER
ACTUALLY USED THE MONEY TO GO
BETTER HERSELF.
GOOD FOR HER.
>> THEY SAID EVERYONE THAT SHE
IS A DENTAL HYGENIST IS NOT
WHAT SHOCKED ME.
THIS IS OBAMA'S FAULT,
CORRECT?
>> I THINK THE BIG STORY
EVERYONE IS MISSING IS HOW
EXPENSIVE COLLEGE IS.
20 YEARS AGO YOU COULD GO --
WHEN I WENT TO COLLEGE I COULD
GET A PART-TIME JOB AS A
SECRETARY AND COULD TAKE
STUDENT LOANS AND WORK IN THE
SCHOOL LIBRARY AND I COULD PAY
FOR COLLEGE.
I HAD STUDENT LOANS AND COULD
GET A JOB AFTER AND PAYOFF THE
STUDENT LOANS.
NOW THIS GIRL IS LOOKING AT A
QUARTER MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR
FOR A FOUR-YEAR EDUCATION.
SHE WILL NEVER PAY BACK THE
COLLEGE LOANS.
>> SHE CAN NOW PLAY
SECRETARIES SECRETARIES
SECRETARIES SECRETARIES AND
LIBRARIANS.
>> YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT.
>> THE POINT IS TUITION SCREWS
STUDENTS AND NOW STUDENTS HAVE
TO SCREW TO PAY THE TUITION.
>> BOOM.
>> ALL RIGHT, ANDY.
LET'S HEAR HOW EM PATHETIC YOU
ARE AND HOW PROGRESSIVE YOU
ARE AND HOW GREAT THIS IS AND
HOW WE ARE *** SHAMERS.
>> YOU KNOW I DO CHARITY WORK
WITH COLLEGE FRESHMEN.
MY ADVICE FOR THIS YOUNG WOMAN
IS STAY STRONG, SISTER.
AS A FEMINIST I SUPPORT A
WOMAN'S RIGHT TO CHOOSE WHAT
TO DO WITH HER BODY.
SHE MAY END UP REGRETTING IT
AS SHE GETS OLDER.
THERE IS AN UNFAIR STIGMA ON
THOSE WHO WORK IN THE ***
INDUSTRY AND IT MAY HURT HER
WHEN SHE TRIES TO GET A JOB.
CAN WE AGREE THE CREEP IS THE
GUY WHO PROMISED NOT TO TELL
ANYONE AND HE TOLD HIS FRAT
BOYS?
>> APPARENTLY HE COMMENTED ON
LINE SAYING I AM GOING TO "F"
HER.
WHO WANTS TO "F" A GIRL IN
***?
>> DOES SHE THINK COLLEGE MEN
DON'T WATCH ***?
WAS THAT A SHOCK TO HER?
>> I AM NOT SO SURE THERE IS
SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE
STIGMA WHEN YOU TALK TO SO
MANY PEOPLE WHO GET OUT OF
*** AND PUNISH THEY HAD
GOTTEN OUT SOONER.
SOMEBODY COULD HAVE SAID,
LADY, THIS IS GOING TO BE BAD
FOR YOU LATER IN LIFE.
>> IT IS LIKE AN ***.
IF YOU ARE HAVING AN *** YOU
ALWAYS SAY I SHOULD HAVE LEFT
FIVE MINUTES EARLIER, BUT I
GOT GREEDY.
>> I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN THAT
SITUATION.
>> AS AN OLDER WOMAN, I HAVE
TO TELL YOU, OF WHAT YOU DO IN
YOUR LIFE, YOU WANT TO HAVE IT
BE SOMETHING YOU CAN HAVE YOUR
CHILDREN VIEW WITH YOU AT SOME
POINT.
THIS WOMAN MAY HAVE A PROBLEM
LATER.
>> WHAT A GROWN WOMAN DOES
WITH ANOTHER GROWN WOMAN AND A
MAN AND A COW IS THEIR
BUSINESS.
>> IT IS THEIR BUSINESS, YOU
ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
BUT IT IS ALSO -- IF YOU WANT
TO JUDGE SOMEBODY I THINK YOU
CAN JUDGE SOMEBODY.
SOMETIMES JUDGING SOMEBODY MAY
HELP THEM LATER IN LIFE.
IF YOU SAY YOU WANT TO HAVE
KIDS AND BY THE WAY AT 40 YOU
WILL NOT HAVE THIS JOB
ANYMORE.
*** USES WOMEN LIKE THAT.
>> OR SHE CAN JUST MARRY
CHARLIE SHEEN.
>> AND THAT WILL LAST.
>> OR SHE CAN BECOME A
DIRECTOR.
>> YOU ARE CERTAINLY THE
PROGRESSIVE.
>> WHY DOES CHARLIE SHEEN NEED
A PRENUP?
THAT *** WILL BE DEAD
BEFORE SHE CAN COLLECT.
>> GO TO THE DEAD *** STAR'S
WEBSITE AND YOU ARE NOT
KIDDING.
THEY DON'T LIVELONG.
THEY DON'T LAST.
THEY GET HIGH AND OD OR DYE
HORRIBLY.
>> I KNOW THE GENRE.
>> THAT WAS YOUR NAME FOR
AWHILE, GENRE.
>> IT WORKED.
>> IT DID.
COMING UP, "THE FIVE" IN 14
HOURS BUT FIRST, IS HOLLYWOOD
NO LONGER THE MECCA FOR MOVIES
AND WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR
MODELS, SLASH
>>> WILL A NAME ONLY BRING
PAIN?
A KUWAITI MAN, I THINK THAT'S
THE ONE ON THE LEFT, IS
GETTING CRAP FOR NAMING HIS
SON AFTER GEORGE H.W. BUSH TO
THANK THE PRESIDENT FOR
STEPPING IN WHEN HE DID IN
1990.
HE EXPLAINED, QUOTE, THIS IS
THE LEAST I CAN DO FOR HIS
EFFORTS TO LIBERATE KUWAIT AND
SAVE US.
NATURALLY IT HAS GOT SOME LESS
THAN POSITIVE FEEDBACK.
WROTE ONE, THIS IS THE TOP OF
MENTAL BACKWARDNESS.
THAT IS GOING TO LEAVE A
BRUISE IN THE TWITTER SPHERE.
I WILL GO TO YOU BECAUSE THIS
IS THE POLITICAL STORY.
DOES HE HAVE A RIGHT TO DO
THIS?
THE MAN SAVED HIS COUNTRY.
>> I WAS AT A DINNER WITH
PRESIDENT GEORGE H.W. BUSH AND
WITH BARBARA AND A MAN CAME
OVER AND BENT DOWN AND KISSED
PRESIDENT BUSH'S HAND.
HE SAID THANK YOU.
I WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN HERE
TODAY AND MY FAMILY WOULD HAVE
BEEN SLAUGHTERED.
>> THAT'S A GREAT STORY.
>> THAT'S WHAT I DO, A CLOWN.
>> THE FACT IS, JOANNE, HE IS
LIKE THEIR GEORGE WASHINGTON.
NOT REALLY, BUT THAT COUNTRY
WOULD BE DESTROYED.
>> I UNDERSTAND TO FEEL
ENDEBTED FOR THAT, BUT TO NAME
YOUR CHILD THAT EXACT NAME?
GEORGE H.W. BUSH?
>> THAT IS GOING A LITTLE
FAR.
>> THE FALL OF THE IRON
CURTAIN PEOPLE IN POLAND A AND
THE CZECH REPUBLIC AND HUNGARY
AND RUSSIA WOULD NAME THEIR
KIDS RONALD REAGAN.
>> DO YOU THINK THEY UH
APPRECIATE IT?
>> I LIKE IT.
YOU KNOW WHY?
HE NAMED HIS KID AFTER GEORGE
H.W. BUSH.
IT COULD BE WORSE BY ONE
LETTER.
DUBBYA.
>> I SAW THAT ONE COMING.
>> WE KNOW NOBODY REMEMBERS
HISTORY.
>> WHAT IF EVERYONE WAS NAMED
AFTER ANOTHER PERSON?
>> LIKE MARGARET THATCHER?
THAT WOULD BE COOL.
>> I AM NAMING MY FIRST
DAUGHTER MARGARET THATCHER.
>> ARE YOU?
>> NO.
>> IT IS LIKE THE SHOW ON ABC
CALLED "THE NEIGHBORS" AND THE
ALIENS TOOK NAMES LIKE LARRY
BIRD.
IT IS OTHER PEOPLE CALLED BY
OTHER PEOPLE'S NAMES.
>> ANDY, WHAT FAMOUS NAME
COULD YOU GIVE YOUR CHILD IF
YOU DECIDED TO PRO CREATE.
IT WOULD HAVE THE SAME EFFECT
IN THE UNITED STATES.
I AM THINKING JACK EFRON.
>> I AM THINKING NOT GREG
GUTFELD.
>> I HELPED YOUR CAREER, YOUNG
MAN.
>> YOU WOULD SAY HI, I AM NOT
GREG GUTFELD AND THEY WOULD BE
HAPPY.
BACK TO YOUR POINT, THERE WAS
ONE FURIOUS COMMENTER WHO SAID
A KUWAITI MAN NAMED HIS SON
AFTER GEORGE W. BUSH.
>> I WILL CALL MYSELF OJ.
>> THAT NAME I'M SURE IS
PROBABLY RARE.
>> ORENTHALL.
IT SOUNDS LIKE AN OINTMENT.
>> OR A COUGH DROP.
>> IT IS A NAME NO ONE USES
ANYMORE.
>> I DON'T THINK THEY USED
THAT BEFORE EITHER.
>> NEB -- NOBODY USED IT.
>> HOW ABOUT PEOPLE WHO NAME
THEIR KIDS JEFFERSON,
WASHINGTON OR OR LINCOLN?
>> WHEN I HAVE A KID I WILL
NAME HIM CLIVE OWEN.
JUST BECAUSE IT WILL BE FUN
WHEN I SPANK HIM TO CALL OUT
CLIVE OWEN.
I NEVER HAD THAT OPPORTUNITY
BECAUSE HE NEVER RETURNED MY
CALLS OR LETTERS AIR E-MAILS.
HE IS NOT ON MY GOOD LIST
RIGHT NOW.
>> I WONTED -- WOULDN'T GIVE
HIM ANYMORE THAN SEVEN
RESPONSES.
>> CUT HIM OFF.
>> NEXT TOPIC, A TEXT USE AT
THE UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH
CAROLINA PAINTS RONALD REGAN
AS A SEXIST WHO FAILED TO
APPOINT MANY TO POWER OF HIS
PRESIDENCY.
THE UNFAVORABLE PORTRAIT AND
INTRODUCTION TO SOCIAL WORK
AND SOCIAL WELFARE DOES NOT
JIVE WITH THE GIPPER'S
RECORD.
THE BOOK FAILED TO MENTION
THAT REGAN APPOINTED SANDRA DE
O'CONNOR.
A MISTAKE, I MIGHT ADD.
AND THE FIRST FEMALE
AMBASSADOR TO THE U.N AND THEN
ALSO HE WAS INSTRUMENTAL IN
GETTING HENSON TO PLAY FOR THE
ROCKFORD PEACHES .
A LITTLE "LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN"
FACT I CAME UP WITH.
>> I WAS ONE OF THOSE WOMEN.
>> EXACTLY.
I BET YOU WANT TO PUFN THIS
TEXTBOOK IN THE FACE.
>> I THINK IT IS SILLY.
IT HAS NO RELATION TO THE
REALITY.
I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEBODY IS
TAKING A COURSE TO READ THAT
SILLY BOOK.
>> IS THIS WHY COLLEGE IS OVER
RATED AND WE SHOULD STICK TO
READING WIKIPEDIA?
DO YOU NEED COLLEGE?
>> WHO READS TEXTBOOKS
ANYMORE.
DON'T YOU HAVE A TABLET?
>> MAYBE IT COULD BE ON THE
TABLET.
>> TELL THE STORY THE RIGHT
WAY THEN.
REGAN WAS A LOT OF THINGS.
HISTORY CHANGES HISTORY.
LET'S LEAVE HIM WHERE HE IS.
SOME PEOPLE LIKED HIM.
SOME PEOPLE DIDN'T LIKE HIM.
HE DIDN'T DO A LOT FOR MY
PEOPLE.
BY GONES ARE BY GONES.
>> HE DID A LOT FOR AMERICANS
AND YOU ARE AN AMERICAN.
>> IT IS NOT TREK KILL DOWN.
TRICKLE DOWN.
>> JOANNE YOU WERE BORN --
>> SHE THINKS IT IS HUMOROUS.
I AM A WOMAN LIKE THIS AUTHOR
AND I KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO
BE A JILTED EX-GIRLFRIEND OR
SHE APPLIED FOR A SPOT AT THE
WHITE HOUSE AND VERY BITTER.
>> WHY REGAN?
>> IT WAS DURING HIS TERM.
>> RIGHT, BEFORE YOU WERE
BORN.
>> I BELIEVE PEOPLE WROTE
BOOKS THEN.
>> SO, YEAH, I THINK YOU ARE
GOING TO RUN INTO LOTS OF
PEOPLE LIKE THIS AND READ A
LOT OF THESE BOOKS IN COLLEGE
AND THAT'S WHY WE ARE GOING TO
HATE PEOPLE ON THE LEFT.
DO YOU THINK MORE COLLEGE
SOPHOMORES SHOULD CHALLENGE
THE CURRICULUM LIKE THIS WOMAN
DID?
>> THE NAME WAS ANNA CHAPMAN.
WASN'T SHE A RUSSIAN SPY?
I AM NOT SURE I TRUST THE
STORE.
I THINK IT WAS PLANTED.
>> YOU MEAN PAY BACK FOR
WINNING THE COLD WAR?
IT WAS A RUSSIAN PLOT?
>> YEAH.
>> OH.
TALK ABOUT A CONSPIRACY.
>> REGAN IN HIS FIRST TERM UH
-- APPOINTED THREE WOMEN AND
JIMMY CARTER UH PAINTED FOUR.
WHEN YOU EXPAND THAT REGAN WAS
17 AND CARTER WAS 18.
IT WAS CLOSE.
IF YOU GO BY PERCENTAGES
REAGAN WAS 18%.
TO SINGLE OUT RONALD REAGAN,
IT IS DISHONEST.
>> WE AGREE THAT JIMMY CARTER
WAS AWFUL.
YOU WANT TO BE TWO OR THREE
MORE THAN HIM ON ANYTHING.
>> CARTER BRINGS SOME FACTS.
>> THAT WAS AN OPINION.
>> THOSE ARE ALL OF OUR
OPINIONS.
>> CONSENSUS EQUALS FACT.
WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK.
I BET YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF
THIS.
I HAVE A BOOK ON MARCH
18th.
THAT'S A MONTH AWAY.
WHAT'S THE DATE?
>> IT IS NOW THE 19th.
>> I CAN'T REMEMBER.
>> IT IS CALLED "NOT COOL."
I MAY BE COMING IN A BUS.
I WILL BE IN 31 CITIES IN 11
DAYS.
I WILL BE IN TEXAS, MICHIGAN.
INDIANA, SOUTH BEND, DON'T
KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS SOUND
BEND, CARMELO, CINCINNATI, I
AM NAMING THEM ALL.
THERE HAS TO BE MORE.
THAT'S IT?
I AM DEPRESSED.
2K3W0 TO G GUTFELD.COM FOR THE
ENTIRE SCHEDULE TO FIND OUT
WHERE I AM GOING TO BE.
>>> IS TINSELTOWN GOING DOWN?
IT HAS GOTTEN PLEASE YES, SIR
TO MAKE MOVIES IN -- PRICE
YES, -- PRICIER TO MAKE MOVIES
IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA AND
THEY ARE ASKING TO CUT PRICES
FOR THE FILM INDUSTRY.
THEY ARE LOOKING FOR GREATER
INCENTIVES FOR PRODUCTIONS TO
STAY IN CALI.
THEY SAID, QUOTE, WE ARE
CONCERNED OF THE STATUS OF
MOTION PICTURE PRODUCTION IS
AT RISK.
TRANSLATION, WE LIKE IT WHEN
YOU RAISE OTHER PEOPLE'S
TAXES, BUT NOT OURS.
JOANNE, WILL HOLLYWOOD EVER
LOSE ITS CROWN?
EVERYONE IS LEAVING.
>> NO.
IT HAS EVERYONE'S STARS ON THE
SIDEWALK.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN.
>> YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TO
CALIFORNIA?
YOU..
>> MAYBE SOMEBODY WANTS TO
PLAN A TRIP.
>> I WILL PLAN ONE, BUT YOU
WILL HAVE AN AGENDA WHEN YOU
GET THERE.
>> I THINK THE TAX BREAKS ON
THE EAST COAST ARE GREAT.
IT IS GIVING THE ACTORS ON
THIS SIDE OF THE COUNTRY A
WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY THEY MAY
NOT RECEIVE OTHERWISE.
I LOVE WALKING DOWN THE STREET
AND SEEING FILMS SHOOTING HERE
IN NEW YORK.
BUT THAT'S BECAUSE I WALK AND
I DON'T DRIVE THE CAR.
>> 20 MILLION IN TAX BREAKS?
HE WASN'T PLANNING TO MOVE TO
L.A. ANYWAY SO THEY DIDN'T
NEED IT.
>> WHAT IS FUNNIER, THE HUH
POKE CRAW SEE OR THE
HIPOCRACY.
>> IT IS LIKE THE GUY WHO
KILLS HIS PARENTS AND THEN
THROWS HIMSELF ON THE MERCY OF
THE COURT BECAUSE HE IS AN
ORPHAN.
>> THEY DID IT TO THEMSELVES M
THEY DID IT TO THEMSELVES.
>> THEY WANT -- LISTEN, A LOT
OF PLACES AROUND AMERICA IN
HOLLYWOOD AND L.A. ARE GIVING
TAX BREAKS.
LOOK AT STANFORD, HOME OF THE
TALK SHOWS AND THIS IS THE
T-SHIRT.
NEW YORK HAS TO DO SOMETHING.
IT HAD TO DO SOMETHING
JEALOUS.
EVERYBODY IS SAYING I CAN GO
TO NEW YORK AND SHOOT FOR
CHEAPER.
>> "BREAKING BAD" WAS FILMED
IN NEXT -- NEW MEXICO AND IT
WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN
RIVERSIDE.
IT IS NOT BECAUSE OF THE TAX
BREAKS, BUT THE TAXES SUCK IN
CALIFORNIA.
THEY ARE KILLING INDUSTRIES.
THEY ARE MOVING TO TEXAS.
ANDY, ARE YOU AWAKE?
>> NOT REALLY.
YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT TAXES.
IT IS VERY EXCITING.
>> YOU ARE A LIBERTARIAN, YOU
ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AGAINST
THEM.
>> I AM.
HOW CAN THEY NOT REALIZE THAT
CUTTING TAXES STIMULATES THE
ECONOMY?
>> THEY STILL SPEND.
>> THEY STILL VOTE FOR
DEMOCRATS ACROSS THE BOARD AND
THEY STILL MAKE MOVIES THAT
PUSH LIBERAL AGENDA.
IT IS MIND BLOWING.
>> IT IT ALSO DOESN'T WORK.
ISN'T THAT WHAT PRESIDENT
OBAMA IS SAYING WE WILL TAX,
TAX, TAX, TAX?
THERE WON'T BE AN EFFECT AND
INDUSTRIES WON'T GO OVERSEAS?
>> PRODUCERS AND DIRECTORS
FIND IT EASY TO SHOOT-OUT SIDE
OF L.A.
AND IT IS CHEAPER TO NOT BE
THERE.
>> WHAT DOES YOUR SHIRT SAY?
>> THIS IS MY TWITTER ARMY.
MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR
T-SHIRT.
THE MONEY GOES FOR A GOOD
CAUSE.
>> WHAT IS THE CAUSE?
>> CONSERVATIVE CHILDREN.
>> I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
>> CONSERVATIVE CHILDREN OF
AMERICA.
CCA.
I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO START
THAT.
YOU KNOW WHAT IS FUNNY?
I CAN SAY I AM STARTING A
TWITTER ADDRESS, BUT I WILL
FORGET AND SOMEBODY ELSE
WILL.
IT WILL BE GREAT.
>> YOU HAVE RIGHT NOW TO DO IT
SO THE SHOW HAS BT AIRED AND
YOU CAN SHART IT UP.
>>
>> MAKE SURE YOU GET YOURS
NOW.
IT IS GOOD QUALITY.
>> CONSERVATIVE CHILDREN OF
AMERICA.
>> DO YOU HAVE A COMMENT ON
THE SHOW 1234* E-MAIL AS YOU.
DO YOU HAVE A VIDEO OF YOUR
ANIMAL DOING SOMETHING?
CLICK ON SUBMIT A VIDEO.
WE MIGHT USE IT.
COMING UP, TROLLS.ST STORY.
THAT'S THE LAST STORY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
IS THE TWITTER TROLL A REAL
LIFE A-HOLE?
THE RISE IN SOCIAL MEDIA HAS
LEAD TO BLOOD BATHES AND
VICIOUS COMMENTS INFLICTED BY
ANONYMOUS USERS OR LOSERS.
THE UNIVERSITY OF MANITOBA
LOCATED SOMEWHERE SHED LIGHT
ON THE DARK UNDER WORLD OF
INTERNET TROLLING.
THE RESEARCH FOUND, QUOTE,
CYBER TROLLING IS AN INTERNET
MANIFESTATION.
THEY EXHIBIT TRAITS LIKE
NARCISSISM AND KEEPING A
CONTAINER OF NIVEA HANDY.
ALL RIGHT, WERE YOU SURPRISED
BY THIS RESEARCH OR IS A JERK
ALWAYS A A JERK NO MATTER THE
VENUE?
>> CERTAINLY THAT.
WE NOW KNOW ABOUT THIS JERK.
WE WILL KNOW ALL ABOUT HIM.
WE WILL KNOW THE WEBSITES HE
VISITS.
WE WILL KNOW WHO HE E-MAILS.
I THINK HIS DAYS MIGHT BE
NUMBERS.
>> THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT
THE NSA.
GOING AFTER INTERNET TROLLS.
THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
SHERROD?
HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH TWITTER
TROLLS BESIDES KILLING THEM?
>> I THREATEN THEM AND I SAY
RACIAL STUFF TO THEM.
I TALK ABOUT THEIR MOTHERS.
TROLLS HATE STUFF ABOUT THEIR
MOTHERS.
IT GETS UNDER THEIR SKIN.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
IT IS ALWAYS TROLLS.
YOU CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT.
SO ACCEPT IT.
>> ENJOY IT.
I TALK TO THEM.
JOANNE, I WAS TOLD TO IGNORE
BULLIES.
DO YOU EVER REPLY?
>> I WOULD LIKE TO, BUT I
ALWAYS BELIEVE IN HAVING OTHER
PEOPLE FIGHT MY BATTLES FOR
ME.
I CALL THEM THE FEUX HEROS.
THEY JUMP IN WHEN YOUD NEED
AND WHEN YOU DON'T YOU CRY A
LITTLE BIT.
ITIT IS A PART OF LIFE.
YOU WILL ALWAYS 1R CRITICISM.
>> THICK SKIN.
>> EXACTLY OR JUST COLLECT THE
LITTLE TROLLS.
I LOVED THOSE.
>> WITH THE FUNNY HAIR?
>> YES.
>> TELLING PEOPLE YOU SHOULD
GET THICK SKIN, THERE IS
PROBABLY SOMEBODY WITH -- THE
DISORDER OF THICK SKIN.
>> I'M WARM ALL THE TIME.
>> DO YOU FEEL BULLIED BY THE
RESEARCH?
>> IN OUR SEVEN-YEAR HISTORY
THIS IS THE MOST WORTHLESS.
PEOPLE WHO WERE JERKS ON-LINE
ARE JERKS THIS REAL PERSON.
>> IT IS TRUE THOUGH.
>> THEY ARE BEING FRAMED BY
EVERYONE.
>> THEY ARE HACKING INTO THEIR
ACCOUNT.
>> EXACTLY.
I THINK THAT IT IS POSSIBLE
THIS IS GOOD BECAUSE IT KEEPS
THEM FROM BEING SADISTIC IN
REAL LIFE.
IT IS AN OUTLET THEY DON'T GO
EXPO TACK SOMEBODY.
>> THEY SAY THE PEOPLE WHO USE
THE INTERNET AS AN OUTLET
WON'T APPROACH YOU.
>> I ALWAYS SAY OPINIONS NEED
TO COME WITH THE POSSIBILITY
OF GETTING YOUR *** WHIPPED.
>> BY THE WAY, I ENCOURAGE
GETTING MY *** BEAT.
WE HAVE TO GO.
THAT WAS A FUN SHOW THOUGH.
>> THAT WAS SLEBT.
>> WE DID POLITICS AND
EVERYTHING.
THANKS TO SHERROD AND KT AND
THAT DOES IT FOR ME.
I'M GREG GUTFELD.
SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
NOW I HAVE 10 SECONDS.