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Derek!
Derek, break the ice.
Your phone number – Liu, qi, ba…
- “Haoma *** ji hao” – it means, “What’s the number?” - The access code?
- No, your phone number. Liu, qi, ba… - You could say it in English. That’s fine.
Well, if you don’t mind, I kinda wanna practice my Chinese.
Liu, qi, ba, wu, wu, wu, er, yi, liu wu,
678-555-2165?
Yep. My phone number. That’s what you wanted, right?
- That’s weird. - Yeah, I know. That was kinda weird of me, right?
Hold up. Are you ok in there Mich..uh..Mister?
Uh, yeah! It’s all good.
- Yep! - Anyway, our phone numbers - They’re so close, it’s strange.
- Are phone numbers are what? - Switch two numbers and they are the same.
Switch two numbers, and our phone numbers are the same?
Switch which? Which two? Switch two? Which two? Switch which? Which two switch?
You want the access code, right?
Ba, si, er, liu, jiu
Alright, thanks!
You’re welcome.
You broke the “Ice, Ice, Baby” Dun-dun-dun-dun-da-da-dun-dun…
Dun-dun-dun-dun-da-da-did you see the look on her face?
How I did not get pepper-sprayed is a mystery to me.
But, I will say – that whole phone coincidence thing, WHAT?
The ice is broken!
You are welcome. But do you think you can take it from here.
I think you got about 20 minutes before you miss that MARTA train to the club.
If you’re going to make it to the club, you better catch the train.
Ok, there’s no reception I the elevator so from here on out, its all you.
And you – You GOT this. Okay?
You’re going to go in there, you’re going to do one more set,
and then you’re going to be like, “Aye, you know…”
“…nice to meet you, you know, I’ll see you around.” And then you get out of there, ok?
You will get her phone number on another day. Aright?
You got this?
I think you just missed your elevator.
Oops!
Excuse me.
Ni hai hao ma?
- Hai hao – hai hao. - Ok.
Okay! Okay!
- Hello? - Hello!! The hands-on-approach? What was that?
- Hi hao? Hi ho the derry-o. Hey! - Michelle! That was an accident!
Oh please, there are no such things as accidents.
Derek, you might wanna hang out in the Fitness Center.
See if you can’t get that number?
I mean we’re two digits away. I want all the details tomorrow.
Ooh, but call me after 12. I might be hung-over.
Ok, bye!
Excuse me. Do you mind if I play some music?
- I need to rehearse for a show. - Yeah…
…feel free.
What kind of show?
It’s a dance performance. Tomorrow night. You should come.
Might check you out.
I’m just gonna hang in this corner - the floor is yours.
Thank you.
You ok?
Hai hao. Hai hao. Xie-xie ni.
You know what?
I’ve been tripping over these dumbbells all night long.
Oops!
Uh oh.
I think I just found your phone.
I broke it, right?
The screen came back.
Wanna give it a test call?
Switch the 1 and the 2.
Dialing…
Wei, wei? Ni ting de dao ma?
Aye? Duan xian-le.
Is it working?
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you.
Do you ever get wrong numbers? Zao?
Yeah. All the time.
How did you know my name?
This is gonna sound crazy, but it just hit me.
Our phone numbers – there’s close, right?
I’ve been getting these misdials, always somebody speaking Chinese…
…looking for Zao.
I get wrong numbers for someone named “Pearson”.
Derek. Pearson. Derek Pearson!
Zhen *** bu ke seyi! Tai chao he-le ba!
Hun gaoxing renshi ni.
Wo ye ***. (so am I)
I’m sure I’ll see you ‘round…
I’m back.
Ok, I feel kinda bad about you phone – and I was thinking – can I buy you a drink?
A friend and I, we’re gonna go to a place that’s ladies-night, half-priced drinks all night, and, so would you…
…yes.
- Yes? - Yeah! Um, are you leaving now?
- Ladies get in free before midnight! - Hao
Women zou-ba!