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Hello, I'm Brooke Burgstahler, thanks for watching The Hollywood Gossip.
Today I come to you with the most hilarious, and frightening snippets of a series of emails
from a bride-to-be and her team of bridesmaids.
It's weird. I feel a little concerned people like this exist.
Our bride-to-be calls herself Queen Bee. If that's not reason to want to smack her already....
And she's just sweet as honey to her friends who are giving up their freedom to play bridesmaids.
"Ahem, Welcome to my bridal party. I thought today
would be a great day to start this chain, as it is officially six months until my wedding
day. I just wanted to go over some ground rules:
Number 1. Weigh ins will begin in 3 weeks. I for one would really like some time after
Thanksgiving to make my body forget about what it consumed, so I thought I would give
you guys some cushion room."
--->Okay sorry, I have to take a break already. She said--- what?! I would just stare at her
shoving donuts in to my face. I don't even like donuts.
But I digress. She continues.
Number 2. No-one can be skinner than the bride. That means Kelly and Lizzie will be on a protein
weight gainer diet exclusively until May. I will have the nutritionist call you to discuss
diet plans."
Lets skip to "number 8. Hair cuts: if you plan on chopping off your locks, please submit
your proposed new look prior to any actions (this applies to coloring as well).
But then guess what, friggin Chloe went and got her hair cut anyways. But Queen Bee was
ON IT.
"Girls, It has been brought to my attention that one of my maids is in violation of rule
#8 of the bridal party contract.... while I am sure this was a minor oversight by my
bad little bee, I would like to remind everyone of the ramifications of violating any of the
aforementioned rules. Failure to adhere to my commandments, can result in bridal party
banishment."
Her follow up letter read, "Hello my faithful bees, Chloe has colored her hair. She has
repented her sings to the QB and she has been forgiven for her minor lapse in forgetting
protocol... Kudos to Chelsea for asking permission to cut her hair, unfortunately, her request
is DENIED.
This chicks crazy yoooo. How in the world does she have enough friends to flesh out
a bridal party? And whose the poor dude whose signing up to be with the Queen Bee forever?
I think we know who wears the pants in this one...
Thanks for watching The Hollywood Gossip, I'm Brooke Burgstahler ya'll!