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Ivan Decker. The stand up comedians present comedian Ivan Decker live at the Waldorf Hotel, Vancouver, BC. I took a girl out once on a first date for, uh, Bubble Tea...
Which I realized is...yeah, not a good idea! Especially if you don't know what the hell bubble tea is...
Because I thought to myself... I like tea...
and I also like bubbles...
how could this possibly go wrong?
I'll tell you how.. because the bubbles in bubble tea are a lie!
They're not bubbles! They're solid spheres that sink to the bottom... They're black - I think they're made of hatred! blue-black an invitation to download it
I don't know what they are!
They look like - if you manifested a bubble's nightmare in the physical world
that is what they are! They're sitting....at the bottom of your drink
plotting against you
I never realized why they're in there
and I thought about it... and it sort of makes sense... because I know every time I make tea at home...
like many of you - I always think to myself...something is missing
and then I remember, oh, I know what it is... Chewing!
i want that to happen! I would like to do a whole bunch of work for no reason! To enjoy this beverage...
Tired of tilting my head back and enjoying delicious sips of tea effortlessly...
If only there were obstacles between me and delicious!
And, if those obstacles could be round and gross - that would be even better
And to top it all off - they could throw in a straw with the exact same diameter of the jelly balls
So, as soon as I try to drink out of the straw - it just becomes a canon!
That's pointed directly into my breathing tube! That would be great!
Ivan Decker. The stand up comedians present Ivan Decker live at the Waldorf Hotel in Vancouver. Watch the whole show at http://thestandupcomedians.com