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NARRATOR 1: Here... Comes... Backflippin' Bob!
NARRATOR 2: Okay, here's a 2-minute long intermission.
Er, sorry, ONE-minute long intermission.
Almost one minute long.....
Actually 59 seconds and 16 frames.
So go ahead and do whatever you want, and when I yell,
there'll be 5 seconds left until the show comes back, okay?
Okay.
Okay, do what you want till I yell. Until I yell "now", I'm gone.
And there will be 5 seconds left. Go. I'm not gonna say anything else.
Except "now."
Jeesh, this is taking a while.
Now!
Okay, get to your seats, 'cause here it goes! Bye!
NARRATOR 1: Here we are with the world's worst accordion player!
And here he goes!
(discord accordion music)
NARRATOR 2: And here's Catskin Mike!
Whoa, he's good.
Take a look at him doin' this. Up, up, up, up, up!
He doin' one soon? Maybe.
Here he goes and... Yeah! Great landing! (cheers)
And here's another Backflippin' Bob. Whoo! Here he goes!
And...
Yeah! Great landing, dude!
Uh...
Yeah! Catskin! Yeah! Woo-hoo!
And here's Mr. Speedy!
Wow, look at him. Look at him go!
Okay, I guess it's over.
(screams)
And now, the worst household in America!
I think they're coming out soon.
There they are! Look how barbaric that is! They're hitting each other with pillows!
Good grief, it's nuts!
Yeesh! Looks like he knocked her dead!
Nope, she's back.
(makes sound effects)
Let's see, here's Swinging Sarah! Where is she?
Ah! There she is! Yay!
Woo-hoo! Here she goes! Up, down, back, forth, yay!
Okey doke! Let's see. Huh. Okay, shes swinging again.
Yay!
Okay, let's see. Up, down, up, down, up...
Yay! Bravo! Bravissimo!
And now, the most undistractable kid in the whole world!
Look at him.
Yelling at her,...
(imitates screaming)
(thud)
I guess he gave up.
Here's Climbing Carol! Where is she?
Oh, there she is. Here she goes! (low voice) She'll be up there sooner or later.
Okay, maybe later.
A bit later.
(groans, impatiently whistles and vocalizes)
I think she's actually gonna make it. (low voice) This year.
She's almost there! SHE DID IT! Yay!
Here's part 2!
And here's part 2.
Where is she? Oh, there she is!
Upward...
Yay, she made it! Woo-hoo!
She's upside-down!
Okey doke, I think she's gonna do something even better.
'Kay, she's climbing up the side. Wheeeee!
'Kay...
Wheee! ***.
Okay, it's about over, so... see ya!
(vocalizing ditty)