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Hey Jim, come over here a bit, I need to talk to you about something.
Where's the fire bro?
Look, my girlfriend's birthday is tomorrow, but I'm broke and I don't really want to get
her nothing. Heck, she always forgets my birthday and doesn't even bother to make it up for
it.
Man I hear you loud and clear. My girl is also like that and you know what I always
do?
Tell me!
I play it like she cheated on me!
Man that's a fantastic idea! So you're telling me that this works every single time?
Every single time, guaranteed. Look, Valentine was yesterday, but since my girlfriend "cheated"
on me, guess who had cash to buy a stack of beers and party all night long?
OMG, is there another way to get out of buying your girlfriend stuff?
Sure, listen up.
Go ahead!
You may also want to pick up a fight about something that happened long ago under the
pretext that it still affects you and that you cannot get over it that easily.
Wow, this is a really a great idea!
Man this works for me every single time. And since I can act emotional and stuff, I always
get my girlfriend to feel sorry for me and wanting to make it up for me by telling me
she doesn't deserve my gifts.
What the heck, this is genius!
Indeed it is man. Remember, all you need to do to make it work is be as credible as possible.
Don't forget who you're talking to man, I can even fool myself if I want.
Ha ha, you're the man Jake, keep it real bro.
Thanks a lot man, I'll update you on how it went, so wish me luck.
Good luck!