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Good morning, Mr. Mayor, how are things with you? I'm feeling pressure from every direction,
and with the up coming election, the stress is making my feathers ruffle. Don't worry,
Mayor, your feathers look fine. Besides, you've been re-elected more times than anyone. Well,
that's true. And it's good thing I'm running unopposed or I'd really be ruffled. Well,
I guess you haven't heard… Heard what? There's a lot of clicking and clucking about someone
running against you. That's impossible -- the mayor's the mayor. It's even in his name.
I don't mean to be the bad news bird, but I've heard through the fences that it's gonna
be Amos or Ethel running against you. That old lecherous rooster won't be able to stay
out of the newspapers long enough to make a run of it. Ever since his reality show got
canceled, he's trying to get back on TV. True as that may be, he is popular. Oh my, I might
need some Tums. I think Ethel might be a bigger threat. Swans mate for life, so she's got
the stability vote. Plus, it's been well documented that she and Fred haven't been able to hatch
any cygnets. What does that have to do with it? Well, she's got the sympathy vote, of
course. Oh, this can't be happening. Ethel Swan is not even a legitimate resident of
Poultryville. I don't know who she's trying to fool. Now, Mayor, you just worry about
running a clean campaign. Fight the good fight, no mud slinging -- that's how you turn this
place around. He's right, Mayor, under your brave turkeyship, Poultryville has expanded
by a full run, and you still manage to keep city services in tact. You're a shoo-in. Well,
thank you for your confidence. We'll need to have Allen's support. He's always supported
me in the past, but… But nothing. Allen would be crazy to support Amos or Ethel. He's
right, Mayor. We'll put together a list of your accomplishments and get the word out.
We can make a commercial -- I've seen them on TV. Can I be in it? I've done some modeling
for Turkeyfied Magazine. Uh, we'll see. Thank you, boys, I do appreciate your loyalty. I'll
talk to Allen in the morning and try to get his endorsement. Hey, let's get the YouTube
people involved. Well, that's a good idea. If you wanna keep up with my campaign or the
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