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I tell you another thing Nimble, look at me carefully.
Is The Downs food crappy?
Course not. It's absolutely *** epic!
We're having fun and the food is...
absolutely first class!
.Anyone got a funny story
about women and their chuffs?
Let's say something really inappropriate to show how crazy we are!
Loz, have you got one, boy?
Ladies starkers?
My wife's pubes are so long that when I go *** diving I looked like Jesus!
You poor man. Buy yer missus a beard trimmer for crimbo. That'll sort
...her putrid love jungle
I can't abide women who 'go natural'. We've reached civilisation
and there's no need for *** on a man's chin anymore!
And other such unwanted debris!
Ah, Ed Winchester, with news from the Ex-Chairman!
Let's see how much fun HE'S having tonight, shall we?
Without us here in these lovely surroundings
with chuff at the table.
Richy
has only got one ball?
The other is in Albert Square?
After being gnawed at by Peggy
on a street corner at night.
***!
Absolute, complete and utter ***!
Derisory, that is!
It's *** disrespectful to women as well!
and there's more...
We're weak, diseased, yeah, and have toenails growing out of our ears. Oh yeah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
What the *** is he going on about?
Can you see nails in my ears?
Do they smell of cheese?
Right, if your ears need clipping, leave the room now!
....go and fetch my pink mini scissors, Ed.
Richy, they are uselessly blunt already
No they're bleeding not, you *** ***!
Oh yes they are!!!
Get them Bridger now!
Stay where you are, Loz, you ***.
Right this is war. We've gotta get our own back!
We've got to come up with something that'll shut that *** up forever and ever, amen!
But these two are totally devoid of any wit. Look at them!
Don't say it so loud, they can hear you. Sorry, about my shpunky hand, I cant help it!
We are gonna give him the whoop-*** of his pathetic life!
Richy
Yes, Nutty. Do you have anything up yer sleeve?
Something funny yet cruel without hurt. A cunning scheme...
...whereby we end up as the winners for once!
Get one up on him.
Show him who rules now!
Priceless
Where we can metaphorically squeeze his TWO gigantic ***...
...into deux petit pois in a broken pod
Then stamp on the remains and run them over!
Eh?
How on earth will we be able to do that? As your Mum said, we're fuckwits!
We're just breathers.
Nothing more.
I think I've got a clever little idea that might just work!
And show him we are the true Kings of Eastbourne.
I'll pull in the Luftwaffe and nail his balls from 6,000 feet
That's not harmless, Richy.
Its ABH, dear.