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Cremilda - Vibraplus Tech Support
Cremilda, Vibraplus tech support, inserting more vibration in the lonely moments of your relationship
with love, pleasure and protection since 1963
Good morning! To whom am I speaking?
Hi, honey, my name is Marina.
Ms. Marina.
- How can I be of assistance? - Honey, I'm having a problem with the device
What device and model, ma'am?
Eeeeer...
Ma'am? Is there a problem?
It's the one that you --
-- insert.
Most of our products are insertion-related
I'll need the name of the device.
I'm at work.
You could call at a more convenient time, ma'am
Vibraplus Tech Support, inserting more vibration in the lonely moments of your relationship
with love, pleasure and protection since 1963, is available from Monday to Friday, eight a.m. to six p.m.
But that's precisely during my work shift.
I understand. But you need to tell me which device you wish to know about.
I can't, I'm in the office. I'm surrounded by people here.
Then I'll need you to describe the device.
But that's worse.
Then can we do it by name...?
It's the one that...
... vibrates.
We have an entire line of vibrating products.
So list them to me and I'll tell you when you mention mine
It's an extensive line of products, ma'am.
Oh, you gotta be kidding me!
No, ma'am.
Ma'am?
- Yeah? - There's nothing to be ashamed about using Vibraplus products
inserting more vibration in the lonely moments of your relationship with love, pleasure and respect since 1963
Easy for you to say when you aren't the thirty-something watching all your friends hooking up with someone
while you feel like a whale on the beach
How so, ma'am?
Big, fat, stinky and single.
Oh -- no problem
We also have edible dietetic products in various themes
such as ***, in the following flavors...
chocolate, white chocolate, caramel, vanilla, and also *** in the flavors...
chocolate, strawberry, grape, cherry, red fruits, tutti frutti
and soon we'll have them in mexican pepper flavor.
Furthermore, we have a vast line of sensual fragrances
I said I felt fat and stinky, not that I actually am
- Ma'am? - What?!
Do you wish to purchase one of our themed edible dietetic products or sexy fragrances?
No! I want you to help me with the one I already have!
What's the device and model, ma'am?
I already told you I'm in the office, I can't say it!
But you said you feel like --
a whale on the beach, big, fat, stinky and single. Do you confirm this information?
Yeah. So what?
If you're not ashamed of saying that, why are you ashamed of saying the name of our product?
Everyone knows I'm single because I'm single in front of everyone.
But the -- the --
Mmm. Right?
I understand. But without the device's name, I cannot help you.
So it would seem.
- So? - So what?
- What now? - What do you mean, what now?
It's still switched off and not working!
- Just switch it on, ma'am. - I get that --
-- but that's precisely what I don't know how to do!
Did you check the manual, ma'am?
- There's no manual! - Impossible!
All of our products, especially electronic products, always come with a manual.
If there was a manual, do you think I'd be here putting up with you?
I don't have access to that information, ma'am.
What?! Am I talking to a robot?
No, ma'am, I'm Cremilda, your attendant.
Vibraplus, inserting more vibration in the lonely moments of your relationship with love, pleasure and protection since 1963,
does not work with electronic attendants.
So please help me switch this *** thing on!
What's the device, ma'am?
It's a *** ***!
It's long, thick, and there's "Deepdrill ATX 2000" written on the balls
Now will you or will you not help me switch this piece of ***?!
Excuse me.
"Deepdrill ATX 2000" is the model, ma'am.
To switch it on, simply squeeze the testicles.
- I noticed. - Can I be of further assistance?
No, thanks.
Very well, then! Vibraplus appreciates your call. Have a nice day!