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Hello, and welcome to ''Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?'' I'm your host, Jory Caron.
And I was donated by Charles Pitznoogal. Me, Big Mouth Billy Bass.
Hey, and that's the sidekick, Riley McIlwain.
Dude, that thing is really freaking me out.
[Slurping]
Okay, let's just microwave this.
[Theme music plays]
So, uh, we're going to stick you in the microwave.
All hands to the deck.
Nobody likes roasted nuts.
[Microwave Door Pops] Whoa!
[Fire Extinguisher Sprays]
Let's get out of here.
Ventilation is key.
What are you doing?! Put that out!
Does it still work? - You're dumb.
The masks! They do nothing!
Stopping, stopping!
Should I get the fire extinguisher?
No!
Two Point Five.
[Door Close]
''Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?'' [Captioning by thebestdayeversong]
[Microwave Beep]
Let's find out!
Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is our number one concern.
I think this is the fishes eye.
You pulled his eyeball out? What a great fisherman you are.
We hide behind this giant tin foil shield, to protect our nuts, because nobody likes roasted nuts.
You also wrap a fish in tin foil so it doesn't burn.
Interesting? I think so.
Let's go into the laboratory.
(Jon): Laboratory!
(Fish) Oh no!
[Fish flopping]
We also have this fan to circulate the air, and, our new microwave, the Samsung. Have we ever had one of those?
No!
[Drum Roll] That's why her name is Samantha.
Did you see what I did there?
I did.
So, in goes the fish.
Look, it even has a ''plus minute'' button.
That's always convenient.
That fits perfectly. I wouldn't have any other microwave right now.
I wouldn't trade this for any microwave. Bigger or anything.
Okay, so, I wonder how long I should put this in there for.
Oh, isn't that convenient, it has a fish setting.
Okay, let's do this, let's get out of here.
I think as soon as you hit that it's going to go.
Okay, then, I'm not going to bother. I am not going to bother!
[Fish flopping]
Oh, I guess not, Riley.
Oh [beep]!
Run!
That tray is fast!
Oh, it's lighting up!
It's going to be a fishy death.
Oh, it's smoking. It's smoking!
Fish's going to go around and it will be on fire.
Oh! Oh! It's gears and the speakers are broken.
You let it cook in it's own juices, it-- what the hell was that.
The battery.
There's no battery in there.
Oh dear God!
Yeah, this is fish in [display?]!
The first time it's ever been like ''Yeah, it's what it is.''
You are currently microwaving, Fish!
No, oh, there was another spark.
(Jon Singing) I'm a dying microwaved fish. I'm singing you a song! The fish is in fire!
[Fish flopping]
[Door Opens]
Oh, Big Mouth Billy Bass is on fire!
Oh, that fish is filed!
Hey, it comes off!
Oh!
Oh, you... skinned him! You had to prepare him for dinner.
Skinned him alive!
Now you can just peel of the scales.
My finger just went through this thing.
That's kinda annoying right there.
That is not healthy right there!
They say, don't eat-- [coughing] fish if you're pregnant, because it has a lot of mercury in it.
I can tell you, it also has a lot of stuff in it.
Like a motor, lots of plastic, no one really enjoys plastic.
So, is it a good idea to microwave a Big Mouth Billy Bass?
How bout you guys just keep it at your lake trout, your salmon, your tuna.
So that's about it for ''Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This'', I am your host, Jory Caron.
[Captioning by YT user thebestdayeversong]
What part of the fish do you like best?
I like the knee.
Yeah, to-knee-fish! Ha!