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The first couple of Mississippi State were preparing for their wedding. I am the best man and noticed Cletus
was nervous. I asked Cletus, what's wrong buddy? Cletus says,
Alabama Tom I've been saving myself for our honeymoon and I'm scared to get undress in front of Gertrude. I said,
just get undressed while she's in the bathroom and jump under the covers. Cletus says
that sounds great. Thanks Alabama Tom. Meanwhile the bride to be Gertrude wanted her first time to be special and with all the
wedding planning she had forgot to get a honeymoon nightie.
She asked me, as the best man Alabama Tom would you secretly go
to Victoria Secrets and get me a special nightie to please Cletus. I said, sure, anything for
my favorite Mississippi State Bulldog couple. Gertrude said make it a nice long black negligee
and carefully place it in my suitcase so it would not wrinkle. Well, I went out to get
the nightie but got a short pink one instead, because I thought Cletus would like it better.
So I bought it and threw it into the suitcase. Well after the wedding the bride and groom now on their
honeymoon enter their hotel room. Cletus was self-conscious so he asked his
new bride to change in the bathroom as I had suggested and promise not to peek while he got undressed.
While Gertrude was in the bathroom, the new bride opened her suitcase and saw the negligee
I had thrown in there. She yells out, "Oh no! It's short, pink, and wrinkled!"
Then Cletus cries out, "I told you not to peek!"