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So how was work this evening, neighbor?
I need a lap dance, table 5. Don't get too close.
The guy smells like asparagus ***. He's got a hook hand.
You're not a neighbor. You're a pot dealer.
I have a smidge of marijuana down in Mexico.
Bring it back before Sunday night, I'll pay you $100,000.
What the *** is that?
I bought an orca. I make a lot of money.
You're probably going to get searched at the boarder. You could wear a disguise.
Bane, from Batman, something like that?
There's no drugs in here. You've nothing to worry about.
- How'd you like to make 10 grand? - Drug dealing?
Not drug dealing! Smuggling!
Me crossing the border alone? Huge red flag.
But families? They don't get a second look.
So, I need you to be my wife.
Look, I hired this dork that lives in my building and a little gutter punk.
Meet your new sister.
We just have to dress-up like a squeaky clean all American family.
- You have a lovely family. - Thank you. We're the Millers!
- Honey! - Eat a ***.
Sorry.
Ola! I'm here to pick up a smidge of pot.
This is not a "smidge".
You got me moving enough weed to kill Willy *** Nelson, man.
Is this part of your plan?
You folks can make camp with the Fitzgeralds tonight.
When you've been married as long as us, you're looking to spice things up a bit.
I've never touched another woman before.
I would be okay with that.
- I guess we're swinging. - Oh, yeah.
Here we go.
I really like your family.
- Is that a rocket? - A cucumber?
- They're interesting. - The big black ***!
- It's a skateboard. - A skateboard, great!
- Of course it is! - The big black skateboard.
Go! Go! Go! It turns out that we stole from an international drug dealer.
You all die now. Together, as a family.
- We're not even a real family! - My wife, she's just a cheap stripper.
Okay, prove it.
Have some respect. That's your mother!
- What's going on? - A spider bit me!
*** a donkey, it hurts so much!
- Let me see it. - You're not seeing it.
Would you just drop your pants?
- We've all seen a ***. - We have...
What does it look like? I can't look.
- *** me! - It's not that bad.
- You looked at it? - I won't.
- How bad is it? - Kenny is fine!