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Thee world isa changin'.
I kinda feel it in thee water.
I kinda feel it in me legs.
I kinda feel it 'n me home, like so...
Much that once was, is lost. That's sad...
What in tornation, woman?! Ya speakin' to yerself again??
Take the kids, and let's run for the hills! The damn flood is comin'!
Oh! I'm comin'...jes' a minute!
Short version: There'd been a fight, and a ring-thingie was lost!
There!
Hold on, John! I'ma comin'!
THE BIGGEST OF 'DEM RINGS
Three rings were given to the pointy-ears people...
...seven, to the hairy-people...
...and nine...
...nine rings were given to the stoopid-silly-people.
But, in the Land of Dormor!
In the fires of Mount Dum-Dum!
Lord Saurol made another ring!
One ring to rule 'dem all!
Middle-Earth was terrified!
Big-Earth was on vacation...
...and Little-Earth couldn't care less.
It was in this moment, that Ishmildur, son of his father...
...took up his father's sword, and stroke!
He had this one chance to destroy evil forever...
...but, being part of the stoopid-silly-people, he lost it.
And I found it! :D
Mmyeah, and it was found by the most unlikely creature imaginable...
...a Snoppit. (transl: a wacko, a bum)
*** Potatoes, from the Province.
Now we'll see what happens next...
THE HERD EFFECT
Ghindalf!
WAGON
It's wonderfull to see you again, Ghindalf!
Fredo, my lad, you haven't changed one bit!
Have you come for Uncle ***'s Birthday Party?
Mmsure. Where's the ***--er-party?
That way.
It's a long way, can I get a ride?
Umm, then I'll just wait for you to come back and take me!
Yeah?
Come back and take meee!
He vanished!
I did NOT vanish...
...I fell of my chair...
***!
The time has come for your speech!