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There was a *** last night
Cause it was two inches to the left
You wouldn't have heard of last night
But it was two inches to the left!
They blame it on boredom Getting drunk in the park
They blame it on boredom
Terrorising people in dark
This particular cold dark night
They picked their usual path
They were stupid, drunk and bored
Someone was going to feel their wrath
In the dark they chose their victim
It was easy, a random choice
They were stupid drunk and bored
Someone was going to hear their voice
Head idiot swung his instrument
With all his friends running in tow
He wasn't quite sure why it was cool
But at least his mates said so
As it cracked the head of RANDOM
He stumbled to the floor
He was dead before he hit it
They didn't need to hit him more
Witness's screamed and hollered
But idiot ran off into the night
Whilst random up and left this earth
And walked into the light
As the judge handed down the sentence
It sounded a lot like 'LIFE'
He said, Get this idiot shackled
<And in a cage tonight>
His lawyer said, <If you hadn't killed him>
You would have been alright
Probably got community service
And been in your own bed tonight
Now idiot, still an idiot
Realises it's not so cool to fight
Sits there in his handcuffs and chains
And wishes he'd hit 2 inches to the right
Captioned by Mzea