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Hey everyone, it's Cray, today I will be playing
5 Minutes To Kill Yourself. It's an uhh indie game
where it shows how office jobs
just makes you go crazy. Stick it to the man, by sticking it to yourself
Remember it that boys. Write it down. Write it down right now
OH! I can be a female or a male! WELL! I wanna be a male and I'm gonna go naked.
YEEAHHH! What! WHAT! I can't go naked!? WHAT THE ***!!!? No wonder why I hate this job! GEEZE!
It's not casual enough. "If I get one more meeting request, I'm gonna kill myself"
"This is mandatory and you will be tested. I advise you to take notes."
I'M RAGINNNNNNNG!!!!!
Yeah! Facking hate this job
OH! Photocopy!
Oh! Argg. Haha. I love how like
no one gives a *** whether I'm like just doing that. Ohhhhhh
CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT. YEaaahhh
6%! That's nothing!
Oh!
Oh! Ohhhhh~ Ohhh~ I like this. Come and get some ***!
Haha. I love it how everyone can just help me kill myself
Cause they know how much it feels. Oh! stapler right in the face.
My mother will be proud of me.
Oh! Oh my god! Oh my god! I can set my face on fire. That is amazing. I'll try it.
Let's try it. I always wanted to do it.
NOOOO! This way! This way. Walk this way god damn it!
YEAHHH! 18% flamed. HUHHH! Paper shredder
Awww!
I'm gorgeous. Now everyone, everyone wants a piece of me. Everybody wants a piece of me.
Who doesn't it? I'm beautiful. Oh trophy!?
Well, I'm gonna put this trophy into a mircrowave
Because you know why? Because that trophy should have been MINE!!
Knife! Oh no scissor! Scissor! Scissor. Yeahh Yeahh! Stab it! OoOo
Nobody gives a *** that I'm killing myself.
WOA! Women your *** are abundents!
HA! LOL Oh my god! 1% ashamed!? That's so funny!
Mister! Are you a mister!? Oooohhhh. Oh okay. I'm sorry.
I guess you are a female. How the hell am I suppose to know?
No pain no gain.
HUHHH! Can I change the tv!? I know people hate that kind of stuff. Right? They definitely facking hate me. Never do that! Never do that!
When you are in a gym
they will facking kill you. Just like how those three people beat the *** out of me.
Can I go to the female washroom!? Why can't I go to the females!!!
Damn you!
Ohhh! MOP! What the hell!? Why is there a clown! Oh my god. That's so funny. That's kind of scary actually.
I don't think I wanna go to the washroom with a clown
Ohhh HELLO! private lesson right here. One on one.
That's good *** right there.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Having a cake. Oh goddd....
What does this do? Washroom? What do i do? What do I do?
That doesn't do anything!
HELLO! Electric SHOCK!
Thank you! I died.
In 2 minutes and 30 seconds
That's not bad right? Noo that's pretty bad. Oh my god.
There are people who can kill themselves within 30 seconds. How the *** can you do that?
Argg... One day I will beat that record.