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Paulão?
What happened, man?
Nothing, I'm just upset because Sheila and I had an argument yesterday.
Sheila went overboard, huh? I can see the...
No, man. It has nothing to do with that.
This was something else, there's nothing to do with it.
I fell over the sink.
What sink, Paulão?
Yeah, the sink. I slipped on the wet floor, and bam, I fell over the sink.
So that was the sink? You are all bandaged up,
you have a black eye, all beacause of...
The sink, man!
Paulão. Paulão. Don't to lie to me, man.
Okay, I get it, you don't have to say anything.
-- No, no... -- I know what is like.
Here's what you're gonna do. You're sleeping at your mother's today.
I'm gonna talk to Sheila, and this won't happen again.
This cannot happen, bro. Damn it!
What happened, Cléber? Is everything okay?
-- That sink is a little harsh, huh? -- I told you so.
***, you should interdict that sink. Goddammit.
What about your arm?
The arm wasn't because of the sink,
the arm, I slipped, fell over the sink and, right?
And I just... right?
I tripped backwards, and I rolled down the stairs.
-- The stairs? -- The stairs.
There are no stairs, I live in a studio. There are no stairs.
-- Yes, there are. -- No, there are not.
Yes, there are, if you look close, you'll see that... yeah, there are stairs.
All right. Did you talk to Sheila?
I did talk to Sheila. She's so lovely, right?
What to say about Sheila? She's the nicest.
We had a good chat, we talked, it's not happening again. I think.
Cléber, you know what?
I'm dealing with this *** sink today!
I'm gonna show this *** sink who rules that *** house, damn it.
How can a single sink spoil the happiness of a *** couple?
And our friendship! Look at you, man!
It's the sink or me!
Paulo?
I found the stairs.
Tradução e legendas: Melissa Prado
I woke up in the middle of the night, it was kind of dark.
I'm a little nearsighted,
I couldn't see the stairs, so I rolled them down.
I was a little dizzy, but got up to my feet
and went to hug Sheila 'cause I missed her so much.
But the dog is little jealous of her and didn't enjoy it, so he attacked me.
So I tried to go to the hospital and tried to find my keys.
But Sheila is so playful that she hid the keys.
I had to jump out the window, and that's how I beat my head.
"Sheila is so playful..."